Calling your Ex-Girlfriend when you cant handle your current girlfriend shows how weak you are. — Kashumba Kanyeba Copy Share Image
“I had a dream that my boyfriend went back to his ex…I woke up and giggled because you don’t pick up a… — Starley Ard Copy Share Image
Just remember: any bitch before me was a mistake and any bitch after me is a downgrade. — Asheya Copy Share Image
There's always that one psycho ex. girlfriend that can't let go of your man. — Raquel C Copy Share Image
An ex-girlfriend from my past told me to see things from a girls point of view, so I looked out the kitchen… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I had the best day ever, I ran into my ex girlfriend and her new boyfriend…With my car. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When your ex asks if you can still be friends right after a break up, it's like having a kidnapper tell you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My ex-girlfriend owned a parakeet…oh my god, that f**king thing would never shut up. But the bird was cool. — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
There's no shame in still loving your ex. It's a shame when you deny being in love with him/her. — Gian Lewis Joseph Copy Share Image
Taking your ex back is like going to a yard sale and buying back your own crap! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I thought of you today. I saw a cockroach and you crossed my mind. I stepped on it. — Jazmin Garcia Copy Share Image
Never let an EX 1. Make you bitter. 2. Make you give up on love. 3. Make you have trust issues. 4.… — Sonya Parker Copy Share Image
The only B word you should call a female is beautiful... Trust me the bitches love that! — Marcus Ybarra Copy Share Image
I'm not saying my ex-girlfriend is a slut I am just saying if everyone's cock had wings she'd be a airport. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Now how about you man the fuck up, put your big girl panties on and go get your fucking ex- girlfriend back.” — Karina Halle Copy Share Image
I loved you because I thought you loved me. I was wrong, you loved someone else. After all things I have done… — Zuhair Tahan Copy Share Image
Everybody knows somebody who's Facebook relationship status should be 'Still banging my ex.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Never go back to your EX. It's like reading the same book over & over again when you know how the story ends. — Dul Copy Share Image
“I got shingles from my ex girlfriend. But that’s to be expected, since she is a roofer.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Don't bring baggage from an ex relationship into your next relationship, unless you want it to be a short trip. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I ask a lot because I'm very curious - especially about ex-girlfriends. I'm pretty good at getting the answers, too. — Brittany Murphy Copy Share Image
If you have an EX that proves that you're strong enough to live without someone you love or used to love. — Sonya Parker Copy Share Image
Getting back with an EX? Don't do it. Never eat at the same restaurant twice. It may be remodeled, but it has… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have all my ex-girlfriends lumped into one big girlfriend I called M.A.N.D.Y.: My, Another Neurotic Disappointment? Yes. — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
I love you badly. Until now I can't forget about you and I always think that I'm still yours. — Athirah Copy Share Image
When you're going through bad times, don't think of me and all the good times we had. — Raghib Clitso Copy Share Image
She broke my h@,and think she can find hapiness wit her new boyfriend after making a fool out of me,neva try it… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Im the best thing that ever happened to you and you will end up alone and wishing you had me back. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Once they see you doing better without them, that's when they want you back. — Itsme867 Copy Share Image
“You say your ex-girlfriend left you for someone else. She found a brighter star in the sky.” — Tony Sakalauskas Copy Share Image
I remember having an ex girlfriend who broke up with me because she said we lost the — El Santos Copy Share Image
Ever looked back at your ex and asked yourself was I drunk the entire relationship? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Thank god we're over. Thank god we're through, I was so sick of being with you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There is always that kind of relationship where the crazy ex girlfriend ruins your relationship with your boyfriend. — Alexia Copy Share Image
Your Ex asking to be friends after breaking up is like Kidnappers asking to keep in touch after letting you go. — Vicky Copy Share Image
