It is funny the two things most men are proudest of is the thing that any man can do and doing does… — Gertrude Stein Copy Share Image
Hate when people say and do shit while they are drunk, and want to really blame the alcohol... no bitch your grown… — Naishalova Copy Share Image
If someone had told me six months ago this was where my life was headed Id have ordered a double of what… — Paritoshik Sharma Copy Share Image
I love all men and women. I am a lover of humanity, not a hater. … I have been immoral, drunk, high.… — Phil Robertson Copy Share Image
“How had I fetched up into this strange new life, where drunk foreigners shouted around me in the night, and all my… — Donna Tartt Copy Share Image
“I don’t know how these things died without benefit of a bullet to the brain pan. They seemed to exist in an… — Steven Ramirez Copy Share Image
He raised his brows. "You're drunk." "Am not!" He gave me a bland look. "A drunk's famous last words before they fall… — J. Lynn Copy Share Image
“And sometimes drunk women aren't raped; they just make stupid choices--and to say we deserve special treatment when we're drunk because we're… — Gillian Flynn Copy Share Image
My wife has told me since that I was hungover every mornng until about two in the afternoon, and from five until… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
As a physician who was smoking a pack of cigarettes a day, getting drunk on weekends, stressed out about having 35 patients… — Deepak Chopra Copy Share Image
You're born absolutely free except for laws of nature, if you drink you get drunk, that's a law, if you get old… — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
Anyone who has chanced like me to roam through desolate mountains and studied at length their fantastic shapes and drunk the invigorating… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I never been the kind to ever let my feeling show. I thought that by being strong meant never losing my self… — Keith Urban Copy Share Image
Among the small number of things that I have liked and known how to do well, what I have assuredly known how… — Guy Debord Copy Share Image
Drunk driving contains a far greater risk of violent death than the use or sale of illegal drugs, the societal response to… — Michelle Alexander Copy Share Image
I'm very nearly drunk enough to be transcendent," Calla said after a space. She was not the only psychic drinking, but she… — Maggie Stiefvater Copy Share Image
I drank some coffee and my outlook improved immensely. I was ready to write some poems and, I don’t know, get drunk,… — Michelle Tea Copy Share Image
Yep, my daddy was an undependable drunk. But he'd never missed any of my organized games, concerts, plays, or picnics. He may… — Sherman Alexie Copy Share Image
“Evelyn: [drunk] You're wondering, 'What is a place like me doing in a girl like this?' Rick: Yeah, something like that.” — Max Allan Collins Copy Share Image
It's just so weird that some people recognize me from TV and then other people say, 'Get away from me, you drunk!' — Josh Blue Copy Share Image
I'm involved with Recording Artists and Actors Against Drunk Driving. I'm also involved with most children's causes, because children can't help the… — Judd Nelson Copy Share Image
Modern morality and manners suppress all natural instincts, keep people ignorant of the facts of nature and make them fighting drunk on… — Aleister Crowley Copy Share Image
A good writer is not, per se, a good book critic. No more so than a good drunk is automatically a good… — Jim Bishop Copy Share Image
Satellite images, maps and blueprints of the whole world, of every city. We could look it up and know what's there in… — Joey Comeau Copy Share Image
You teach your 16-year-old with your heart in your mouth to be a good driver and none of that makes any difference… — Anna Quindlen Copy Share Image
“The proper behaviour all through the holiday season is to be drunk. The drunkenness culminates on New Years’ Eve, when you get… — P.J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
Im just drunk enough to let go of my pain, with hell from my pride, let it fall like rain from my… — Alexia Copy Share Image
Be wicked, be brave, be drunk, be reckless, be dissolute, be despotic, be a suffragette, be anything you like, but for pity's… — Violet Trefusis Copy Share Image
If you did not write every day, the poisons would accumulate and you would begin to die, or act crazy or both-you… — Ray Bradbury Copy Share Image
“Ambitions and dreams put you at a drinking table with unexpected companions. Cups were filled and refilled, making you drunk with the… — Guy Gavriel Kay Copy Share Image
I love how since my dad got laid off all he does is get drunk, sleep, get drunk, & bitch at me… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you're drunk please don't drive. If you're on shrooms please don't think Walmart's a prison for bad clothing that needs help… — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
A man should always be drunk, Minnie, when he talks politics - it's the only way in which to make them important. — Sean O'Casey Copy Share Image
If a man gets drunk and goes out and breaks his leg so that it must be amputated, God will forgive him… — Dwight L. Moody Copy Share Image
“It doesn’t matter if she wanted it or not. No self-respecting man would offer something like that to a girl, especially one… — Krista Ritchie Copy Share Image
People always want to compare their dogs to having kids. That's insulting. First of all, nobody has a dog because they were… — Greg Giraldo Copy Share Image
I didn't care about anything. And there's a freedom in apathy, a wild, dizzying liberation on which you can almost get drunk.… — Lionel Shriver Copy Share Image
I mean, the more a man was in the Devil's power, the less he would be aware of it, on the principle… — C. S. Lewis Copy Share Image
“Tonight, I won't dream, because nobody has held me and no hands have strayed and even though I'm drunk with love, my… — Melissa Lee-Houghton Copy Share Image
Police officer to a drunk Guy:How high are u? Drunk guy:no officer that's wrong English,y0u sh0uld say….Hi! How are you? — Melchor Lim Copy Share Image
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