“You’re drunk,’ said Damen. ‘You’re not yourself.’ He said, ‘I should take you to bed.’ ‘Then, take me,’ said Laurent. He” — C.S. Pacat Copy Share Image
Drunk man get pulled over, officer says to the man have you been drinking?, the man slaps a beer label on his… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I began imagining scenes in public which some drunk would come up to me and slap me in the face. Nothing like… — Max von Sydow Copy Share Image
“I’m head over heels for you. Completely drunk on you. If I know one thing for sure, it’s that you and I… — Adriane Leigh Copy Share Image
“The lover drinks and the cup-bearer pours. The lover thinks but the cup-bearer knows: love begets love. Since this wine is love,… — Kamand Kojouri Copy Share Image
Olive Garden says 'If you're here ur Family.' Bullshit, I've yet to have someone walk up to me drunk and say that… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I can't tell if I'm secretly enjoying still being drunk or if I hate my life right now, either way I'm seeing… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Whenever I had been racially vilified before it had been by peers or drunk men. It's more shocking when it's a 13-year-old… — Adam Goodes Copy Share Image
“How are you, darling? Your momma didn’t tell me you were in town. But your momma isn’t talking to me right now—I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Back on shore everyone was pretty messed up, but the owner/captain was by far the worst off. He ended up drunk for… — Mark Z. Danielewski Copy Share Image
You’ve got to be prepared for the names they are going to call you compared to your male peers… You will be… — Courtney Love Copy Share Image
“I'm sorry, but why does Claire know how to take a punch? I'm not sure I like where this is going," Carter… — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“Reevie . . . I feel wasted.” Her head sways from side to side, her hair hanging in her face. “Will you… — Jenny Han Copy Share Image
“Rosie had been a little girl with a dead dad, and there was no getting around that or over that. Even a… — Anne Lamott Copy Share Image
“I'm an old man now. Old on the inside. I'm a drunk, and I hate to tell you, but I'm not prepared… — Suzanne Palmieri Copy Share Image
It was such a thrill. I found the roughest, toughest girls who love to party. They study and work all day in… — Beccy Cole Copy Share Image
“though all my friends there are drunk, yet they are all honest, and though we do talk a lot of trash, and… — Fyodor Dostoyevsky Copy Share Image
Thank you drunk dude standing next to me. I didn't plan on being soaked in beer but now that you mention it,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
So what we get drunk So what we smoke weed Were just having fun We dont care who sees So what we… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I come from a family of communist nudists. I was allowed to do or not do what I liked. My parents were… — Lars von Trier Copy Share Image
“My worthless self lives on at the bottom of every expression, like an indissoluble residue at the bottom of a glass from… — Fernando Pessoa Copy Share Image
Here's a tip: never get drunk while wearing a hooded sweatshirt. You will eventually think there's someone right behind you. — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
The sport of skiing consists of wearing three thousand dollars worth of clothes and equipment and driving two hundred miles in the… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
Something I tell my students is to read once; then if you still have problems with it, read it a second time.… — Felix Gonzalez-Torres Copy Share Image
The eloquent man is he who is no beautiful speaker, but who is inwardly and desperately drunk with a certain belief. — Ralph Waldo Emerson Copy Share Image
“WHY did she do this? She was a terrible drunk texter. All the things she wanted to say to people during the… — Harriet Evans Copy Share Image
Listening to radio was like group meditation or a moment of silence in church. You can't get the same effect with TV… — Jackson Beck Copy Share Image
Getting drunk was good. I decided that I would always like getting drunk. It took away the obvious and maybe if you… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
Prosperity too often has the same effect on a Christian that a calm at sea has on a Dutch mariner; who frequently,… — William Cornelius Van Horne Copy Share Image
When the doors of opportunity swing open, we must make sure that we are not too drunk or too indifferent to walk… — Jesse Jackson Copy Share Image
People say things to me like, 'It's really cool that you don't go out and get drunk all the time and go… — Emma Watson Copy Share Image
When I was a drunk, New York was the greatest place in the world. You walk everywhere, everything is open until four… — Moby Copy Share Image
Love, with very young people, is a heartless business. We drink at that age from thirst, or to get drunk; it is… — Isak Dinesen Copy Share Image
I don't want to be one of those people who falls out of cabs drunk. But I don't want to be known… — Pixie Lott Copy Share Image
I observe a lot of you drunk people. What I do is I just let myself go there and fully commit to… — Leslie Mann Copy Share Image
I think a man ought to get drunk at least twice a year just on principle, so he won't let himself get… — Raymond Chandler Copy Share Image
Look, people get drunk ... People chase girls. And the point is, it's a hell of a lot better for them to… — Richard M. Nixon Copy Share Image
Newly released transcripts reveal that President Nixon was drunk during the Arab-Israeli crisis of 1973. After hearing this, President Bush said, 'Hey,… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
Read the classics one hour every day, drunk or sober. Reading the classics gives one a feeling of confidence. It familiarizes one… — Richard Haynes Copy Share Image
Why is it when miley cyrus gets naked and licks a sledge hammer its art and music. But when I do it… — Fading_scars Copy Share Image