People say things to me like, 'It's really cool that you don't go out and get drunk all the time and go… — Emma Watson Copy Share Image
When I was a drunk, New York was the greatest place in the world. You walk everywhere, everything is open until four… — Moby Copy Share Image
Love, with very young people, is a heartless business. We drink at that age from thirst, or to get drunk; it is… — Isak Dinesen Copy Share Image
Listening to radio was like group meditation or a moment of silence in church. You can't get the same effect with TV… — Jackson Beck Copy Share Image
“WHY did she do this? She was a terrible drunk texter. All the things she wanted to say to people during the… — Harriet Evans Copy Share Image
Getting drunk was good. I decided that I would always like getting drunk. It took away the obvious and maybe if you… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
Prosperity too often has the same effect on a Christian that a calm at sea has on a Dutch mariner; who frequently,… — William Cornelius Van Horne Copy Share Image
When the doors of opportunity swing open, we must make sure that we are not too drunk or too indifferent to walk… — Jesse Jackson Copy Share Image
I was walking late one night along a tree-lined path; a chestnut fell at my feet. The noise it made as it… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Guilt is also a way for us to express to others that we are a person of good conscience. 'I feel really… — Tom Hodgkinson Copy Share Image
That image of the common drunk is a myth. There is a thing called a maintenance drinker which may very well be… — Lisa Anderson Copy Share Image
“Let me get this straight, Sasha. You got so drunk that some jerk tried to take you home forcefully. And then this… — H.T. Night Copy Share Image
I write as if I were drunk. It is a process of intuition rather than placing myself above my story like a… — Elif Safak Copy Share Image
Geniuses are people who dash off weird, wild, incomprehensible poems with astonishing facility, & then go & get booming drunk & sleep… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“I make no excuse for what happened. Drunkenness is never more than a symptom, not an absolute cause, and I realize that… — Paul Auster Copy Share Image
They're professionals at this in Russia, so no matter how many Jell-O shots or Jager shooters you might have downed at college… — Anthony Bourdain Copy Share Image
Look, people get drunk ... People chase girls. And the point is, it's a hell of a lot better for them to… — Richard M. Nixon Copy Share Image
Newly released transcripts reveal that President Nixon was drunk during the Arab-Israeli crisis of 1973. After hearing this, President Bush said, 'Hey,… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
Read the classics one hour every day, drunk or sober. Reading the classics gives one a feeling of confidence. It familiarizes one… — Richard Haynes Copy Share Image
I don't want to be one of those people who falls out of cabs drunk. But I don't want to be known… — Pixie Lott Copy Share Image
I observe a lot of you drunk people. What I do is I just let myself go there and fully commit to… — Leslie Mann Copy Share Image
I think a man ought to get drunk at least twice a year just on principle, so he won't let himself get… — Raymond Chandler Copy Share Image
Be wicked, be brave, be drunk, be reckless, be dissolute, be despotic, be a suffragette, be anything you like, but for pity's… — Violet Trefusis Copy Share Image
If you did not write every day, the poisons would accumulate and you would begin to die, or act crazy or both-you… — Ray Bradbury Copy Share Image
Modern morality and manners suppress all natural instincts, keep people ignorant of the facts of nature and make them fighting drunk on… — Aleister Crowley Copy Share Image
A good writer is not, per se, a good book critic. No more so than a good drunk is automatically a good… — Jim Bishop Copy Share Image
Satellite images, maps and blueprints of the whole world, of every city. We could look it up and know what's there in… — Joey Comeau Copy Share Image
Im just drunk enough to let go of my pain, with hell from my pride, let it fall like rain from my… — Alexia Copy Share Image
You teach your 16-year-old with your heart in your mouth to be a good driver and none of that makes any difference… — Anna Quindlen Copy Share Image
“The proper behaviour all through the holiday season is to be drunk. The drunkenness culminates on New Years’ Eve, when you get… — P.J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
If a man gets drunk and goes out and breaks his leg so that it must be amputated, God will forgive him… — Dwight L. Moody Copy Share Image
A man should always be drunk, Minnie, when he talks politics - it's the only way in which to make them important. — Sean O'Casey Copy Share Image
People always want to compare their dogs to having kids. That's insulting. First of all, nobody has a dog because they were… — Greg Giraldo Copy Share Image
“It doesn’t matter if she wanted it or not. No self-respecting man would offer something like that to a girl, especially one… — Krista Ritchie Copy Share Image
“Ambitions and dreams put you at a drinking table with unexpected companions. Cups were filled and refilled, making you drunk with the… — Guy Gavriel Kay Copy Share Image
I love how since my dad got laid off all he does is get drunk, sleep, get drunk, & bitch at me… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you're drunk please don't drive. If you're on shrooms please don't think Walmart's a prison for bad clothing that needs help… — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
Police officer to a drunk Guy:How high are u? Drunk guy:no officer that's wrong English,y0u sh0uld say….Hi! How are you? — Melchor Lim Copy Share Image
Dead drunk is the term I think of, insensible, neither cool nor warm, without a head or a foot. To be drunk… — Anne Sexton Copy Share Image
I might get drunk one day and fall in love or fall over a hooker outside, and I would have consummated a… — Oliver Reed Copy Share Image
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