“I have no idea what time it is in London, and have had too much wine to bother with the math to… — J. Kenner Copy Share Image
The vastly different sentences afforded drunk drivers and drug offenders tells us who is viewed as disposable - someone to be purged… — Michelle Alexander Copy Share Image
“Whoever was responsible for naming the fae races should really have put more thought into making them pronounceable when drunk.” — Seanan McGuire Copy Share Image
Drunk man:red solo cup you myyyy friend...zzzzz -----the next day---- hangover man: red solo cup you fuck...zzzz -----clean up day----- man: oh… — MrAwesome Copy Share Image
It reminded him of his Uncle Seamus, the notorious and poetic drunk, who would sit down at the breakfast table the morning… — Molly O'Neill Copy Share Image
The highest form of wisdom is to get drunk and go to pieces. The highest form of wisdom is to get drunk… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
Me being drunk may not be pleasing for you but remember this; drunken or not I still love you and I know… — Pf Copy Share Image
Whenever I have talked to anyone at too great length, I am like a man who has drunk too much, and ashamed,… — Jules Renard Copy Share Image
I feel like there's not this black-and-white division between concert hall music and music that bands play in a bar. I don't… — Missy Mazzoli Copy Share Image
Contrary to vulgar legend the lives of great ballerinas are not entirely given up to a few minutes of graceful movement every… — Gore Vidal Copy Share Image
Heaven preserve me from littleness and pleasantness and smoothness. Give me great glaring vices, and great glaring virtues, but preserve me from… — Violet Trefusis Copy Share Image
There's a long tradition of teen comedies where the kids are getting drunk on beer and whatever else, so smoking a joint… — James Franco Copy Share Image
“Nonsense. Hardly touched a drop. That much.” She held out two fingers to show how tiny an amount “that much” was. “Just… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
I experimented with drugs and I experimented with everything that little boys do - vandalism, throwing eggs at cars, breaking and entering… — Johnny Depp Copy Share Image
I can make some calls. There is a guy. Dagfinn Heyerdahl. He used to be with Norse Heritage Foundation." Norse Heritage Foundation… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“The country was a dreamland; and perhaps it even reminded my wife's grandfather of the night he woke up drunk in his… — Tod Wodicka Copy Share Image
No temperance society which is well officered and which has the real good of our fellow-men in view, will ever get drunk… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
It is time to get drunk! So as not to be the martyred slaves of Time, get drunk; get drunk without stopping!… — Charles Baudelaire Copy Share Image
It's amazing. Being clearheaded for a show, for starters. Not being reflux-y because of the amount of beer you've drunk. — Ladyhawke Copy Share Image
“We know that you don't want to be a drunk and you don't want to be hooked on addictive drugs. You do… — Chris Prentiss Copy Share Image
You do not really wish to hear more of the Battle of Kadesh. Let me say only that human fat, gorged in… — Norman Mailer Copy Share Image
Let others seek renown in arms; For me wine's wars have greater charms: Then fill the bowl, boy; fill it high: 'Tis… — Anacreon Copy Share Image
They think they're normal, because they all do the same thing. Well, I'm going to pretend that I have drunk from the… — Paulo Coelho Copy Share Image
Husband comes home drunk and breaks crockery, vomits and falls down on the floor. Wife pulls him up and cleans everything. ... — Mazher (@mazher50 Copy Share Image
When you can see the end of things even in their beginnings, there's no more hope, unless you want to pretend, or… — Ayi Kwei Armah Copy Share Image
“But I was still determined to protect her. It might be the one good thing I would ever do in my life.… — Steven Ramirez Copy Share Image
On horseback you feel as if you're moving in time to classical music; a camel seems to progress to the beat of… — Walter Moers Copy Share Image
The only difference between those who are drunk and those who are not is that, Drunk people talk openly and Others just… — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
Jon:'What are you doing up there? Why aren't you at the feast?' Tyrion: 'Too hot, too noisy, and I'd drunk too much… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't need a baby growing inside me for nine months. If I'm going to feel nauseous and achy when I wake… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
He hath not eat paper, as it were; he hath not drunk ink; his intellect is not replenished; he is only an… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
I loved Jack Ford. I got him in his later days, and he was a total tyrant and a total autocrat and… — Richard Widmark Copy Share Image
I get drunk writing words. I don't drink or do drugs, but I get so carried away with writing that I get… — John Shirley Copy Share Image
You do not explain the tree by telling of the water it has drunk, the minerals it has absorbed, and the sunlight… — Antoine de Saint-Exupery Copy Share Image
“What happened out there?” “I almost got quarking toasted by a dragon.” “A dragon,” he repeats, scandalized. “Are you mad? Or have… — Nenia Campbell Copy Share Image
If money comes along I will take it. I just want good scripts that try to make you think. I've been offered… — Daniel Craig Copy Share Image
“Then I've been drunk, too," admitted Francie. "On beer?" "No. Last spring, in McCarren's Park, I saw a tulip for the first… — Betty Smith Copy Share Image
You don't need preparations for a family gathering. We have one almost every night where we meet, laugh, get drunk and come… — Randhir Kapoor Copy Share Image
“A drunk man, staggering and mindless, must be led home by his son, so wet is his psyche... Water brings death to… — Heraclitus Copy Share Image
I do not have to be high to be great. I do not have to be drunk to have a good idea.… — Lady Gaga Copy Share Image
