He holds me in his big arms. Drunk and I am seeing star.s This is all I think of. Watching all our… — Lana Del Rey Copy Share Image
And so tonight we're going to make the lie true, and when that's done, I'll bring the liquor back here and we'll… — Tennessee Williams Copy Share Image
People say drinking milk makes you stronger, drink 5 glasses of milk, then try to move the wall, you Can't, right? now,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I got my dog three years ago because I was drunk in a pet store. We had nine cats at the time.… — Paula Poundstone Copy Share Image
“I am not collarbones or drunken letters never sent. I am not the way I leave or left or didn’t know how… — Charlotte Eriksson Copy Share Image
Delirium tremens in a drunk alcoholic are an unmistakable symptom, but those intoxicated with theories are easily mistaken for geniuses. — Samael Aun Weor Copy Share Image
Wall Street got drunk and now it's got a hangover. And the question is, how long will it sober up and not… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
If there's a celebration, I'll have a drink and enjoy that time with people, but I wouldn't be drinking to get drunk.… — Paul Mullin Copy Share Image
“I make no excuse for what happened. Drunkenness is never more than a symptom, not an absolute cause, and I realize that… — Paul Auster Copy Share Image
They're professionals at this in Russia, so no matter how many Jell-O shots or Jager shooters you might have downed at college… — Anthony Bourdain Copy Share Image
“He wasn't a happy drunk and when he'd had too much, his frustration spilled out of him in an angry torrent of… — Ed Duncan Copy Share Image
“The "pleasure" of being drunk is obviously the pleasure of escaping from the responsibility of consciousness. And so are the kind of… — Ayn Rand Copy Share Image
Guilt is also a way for us to express to others that we are a person of good conscience. 'I feel really… — Tom Hodgkinson Copy Share Image
That image of the common drunk is a myth. There is a thing called a maintenance drinker which may very well be… — Lisa Anderson Copy Share Image
“Let me get this straight, Sasha. You got so drunk that some jerk tried to take you home forcefully. And then this… — H.T. Night Copy Share Image
I write as if I were drunk. It is a process of intuition rather than placing myself above my story like a… — Elif Safak Copy Share Image
“She's like cold coffee in the morning I'm drunk off last nights whisky and coke She'll make me shiver without warning And… — Ed Sheeran Copy Share Image
People in america: Ooh its gonna be christmas soon :) People in new orleans: Hey guys! Its christmas eve eve eve eve… — TffanyIdontknoww Copy Share Image
Anyone who shoots a real gun at you when drunk and angry is simply not husband material, regardless of his taste in… — James Tiptree Jr Copy Share Image
I used to drink, I did, I had to quit. Man, I was an embarrassing drunk. I'd get pulled over by the… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
I have fought my fight, I have lived my life, I have drunk my share of wine; From Trier to Coln there… — Charles Kingsley Copy Share Image
It didn't make much difference what time of night it was, whenever [my father would] come in drunk, he'd say, "Get up… — George Jones Copy Share Image
No one appreciates a professional anymore. Everyone's a mystic. Which is why I take drunk Jim over acid Jim - the argument… — Dan Bejar Copy Share Image
I really don't like drunk women; I think it is such a bad look. I think it's very inappropriate and I don't… — Gwyneth Paltrow Copy Share Image
“Of course Wayne had probably been drunk at the time. That also tended to do strange things to a person's sense of… — Brandon Sanderson Copy Share Image
One thing I hope I'll never be is drunk with my own power. And anybody who says I am will never work… — Jim Carrey Copy Share Image
I think the little kid next to me that got middle seat must be getting drunk from my Jack Daniels breath. And… — Jake Owen Copy Share Image
No one really needs to defend drinking. That's something that frustrates me as a comic: I have to play clubs where selling… — Doug Benson Copy Share Image
Those persons who suffer from indigestion, or who become drunk, are utterly ignorant of the true principles of eating and drinking. — Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin Copy Share Image
“Between you and me, Plato was a hack. All that crap about higher forms and caves? He was drunk when he wrote… — Gene Doucette Copy Share Image
Social topics may hit too close to home for people, but then again, if you pull a heartstring, then that's what country… — Kenny Chesney Copy Share Image
“Fuck me, babe, seriously? You knocked yourself out to make me wild. Why, Lanie? Why the fuck would you pull out all… — Kristen Ashley Copy Share Image
Women do get drunk, they do get sick and they do get food poisoning. It seems to be a bit of a… — Kristen Wiig Copy Share Image
I dont make enough money to go on vacation, so I'm just going to get drunk this weekend until I dont know… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Before they knew it, Ev and Biz were getting sloppy drunk with the former vice president of the United States.” — Nick Bilton Copy Share Image
Getting drunk is like putting on a mask; The only reason why is to transform yourself into something you wish you were… — Mathias Folsted Copy Share Image
Me, I'd prefer to have a good reputation rather than getting press for being scandalous, getting drunk in public, staying out late… — Sophia Bush Copy Share Image
“The guinea pig took another sip of his beer and rolled his eyes in exasperation - was this never going to end?… — Stewart Lee Allen Copy Share Image
“I don't give a damn what you do with your money. Just sign here that you received it and you can get… — Stieg Larsson Copy Share Image
The typical computer network isn't like a house with windows, doors, and locks. It's more like a gauze tent encircled by a… — Robert David Steele Copy Share Image