“Your breasts. Your nipples. The insides of your thighs. I want you wet for me, baby. A little drunk and a whole… — J. Kenner Copy Share Image
People always expect you to be jumping out of a Rolls Royce and being in the papers for drunk and disorderly or… — Davy Jones Copy Share Image
My voice falls into Southern drawl when I am tired, drunk, or in trouble. Too often, my accent is attacked by all… — Jennifer Harrison Copy Share Image
I try not to laugh at the fact that even when she’s drunk, she has a hard time saying it. “Where do… — Jessica Sorensen Copy Share Image
There are people who have an image of me as being rude and inconsiderate. But I'm completely the opposite, because I was… — Slash Copy Share Image
Another drunk goes up to a parking meter, puts in a quarter, the dial goes to 60. The drunk says, "Huh. I… — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
An American monkey, after getting drunk on brandy, would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men. — Charles Darwin Copy Share Image
“I was never afraid of anything because I never hurt anyone. I was always an old drunk. [Mexico City concert, June 2011]” — Chavela Vargas Copy Share Image
Not to mention, we’re using you for bait. (Syn) Are you that drunk? (Nykyrian) What? I wasn’t supposed to tell her that?… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
Acheron kissed her lightly on the cheek. "Rest. We'll be back when he needs you." He watched her climb into bed before… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
I could scream down 90 mountains to less than dust if only one living human had eyes in the head and heart… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
If a body could just find oot the exac' proper proportion and quantity that ought to be drunk every day, and keep… — James Hogg Copy Share Image
travel never made a bore interesting; it only makes for a well-traveled bore, in the same way coffee makes for a wide-awake… — Peg Bracken Copy Share Image
I needed a vacation. I needed 5 women. I needed to get the wax out of my ears. My car needed an… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
“So how did it go? I sat on the toilet and ran a hand over my hair. Um... it's still going, I… — Denise Grover Swank Copy Share Image
Me and a mate picked up two darling birds and they took us back to their flat. I went into the bedroom… — George Best Copy Share Image
Even when a drunk guy, a program director, was slurring his words and telling me what to do with my career, I… — Maren Morris Copy Share Image
I was once like you, enlightened and "rational", I too scoffed at lovers, Now I am drunk, crazed, thin with misery. No… — Rumi Copy Share Image
Most guys my age are boring human beings. They sit in bars, get drunk, and then go home to tell their kids… — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image
Average girl nowadays: Saturday: Ohemgeeeee I'm so drunk, YOLO! Sunday: God is good & I can always count on him. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I been drunk most my life, don't ask me why. Through ninth grade, I ain't go to high school, ...I went to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I swear to you, I am the cheapest drunk on the planet. It takes nothing to get me loopy and doing stupid… — Bill Engvall Copy Share Image
I cannot resist making the observation that some people use statistics as a drunk uses a lamppost - more to lean on… — Alfred E. Perlman Copy Share Image
It is the hour to be drunken! to escape being the martyred slaves of time, be ceaselessly drunk. On wine, on poetry,… — Charles Baudelaire Copy Share Image
About medications that are drunk or applied to wounds it is worth learning from everyone; for people do not discover these by… — Hippocrates Copy Share Image
It is sometimes necessary for each person. Fill up with delicious food, get drunk, sing loudly and chat frivolously. — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
I was never in the office [of Rolling Stone]. It was very different from Lampoon, where we spent a lot of time… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
I never could figure out how those people like Bukowski could be both carousers and writers at the same time, because to… — Dan Chaon Copy Share Image
Thinking about the first person ever to get drunk. People must have been like, COME QUICK! JEREMIAH HAS BEEN STRICKEN WITH AWESOME! — Kendrick Cole Copy Share Image
Don't you drink? I notice you speak slightingly of the bottle. I have drunk since I was fifteen and few things have… — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
Ivory's the kind of girl who gets drunk and immediately starts slurring. I have a lot of friends like that, and I… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
Tears are words to the loved ones, Siting beside drunk whole night like I am in Love, Have your problem to the… — Raman Copy Share Image
I have drunk of the wine of life at last, I have known the thing best worth knowing, I have been warmed… — Edith Wharton Copy Share Image
One of my life goals is to be a best man. It's a baller position. You get drunk, you make speeches, and… — Aziz Ansari Copy Share Image
That's the whole thing with Israel. When they do things and nobody is punishing them, not even criticizing them, then that will… — Tamer Nafar Copy Share Image
Heterosexuals get drunk and pregnant, producing unwanted children; their reward is to be allowed to marry. Homosexual couples do not produce unwanted… — Richard Posner Copy Share Image
The generalizing writer is like the passionate drunk, stumbling into your house mumbling: I know I'm not being clear, exactly, but don't… — George Saunders Copy Share Image
“After all, as Franco would dictate, everyone was going to lose their money at some point. You may as well do so… — Christopher Byford Copy Share Image
“It is time I came back to my real life After this voyage to an island with no name, Where I lay… — May Sarton Copy Share Image
What can you say about the family who is suing the railroad after their drunk son was killed walking on the tracks?… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
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