Credit buying is much like being drunk. The buzz happens immediately and gives you a lift... The hangover comes the day after. — Joyce Brothers Copy Share Image
I dont know why everybody is giving Prince Harry a hard time. Hes like every other red-blooded American man - he wants… — Nathan Lane Copy Share Image
Playing new songs at festivals is weird, obviously. People at festivals are always a bit drunk, and probably just want to hear… — Dan Smith Copy Share Image
“So, don’t matter tomorrow morning you still think I’m a dick. ’Cause now, even though you’re drunk, I’m gonna take you inside… — Kristen Ashley Copy Share Image
There comes a time in every man's life when he wakes up drunk on the toilet and begins to doubt the choices… — Paul Neilan Copy Share Image
And it occurs to me that if I were aboard a rowboat floating in the middle of all the beer I've drunk… — Al Purdy Copy Share Image
“Thus, in the boy’s mind, drink and destruction braided together. Intoxication, he concluded, was a swift and effective catalyst for havoc.” — Kelsey Brickl Copy Share Image
“No, I love you. Not like a sister loves a brother or like a friend loves a friend. I love you like… — John Green Copy Share Image
I don't want comedy to be Bridesmaids 2. I'm not denigrating Bridesmaids but, enough already, let's stop pretending women are incalculably different… — Greg Proops Copy Share Image
You may be right. I think it was round about Christmas when I got my Welsh dragon tattoo.” At that, Tessa had… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
You have to be always drunk. That's all there is to it-it's the only way. So as not to feel the horrible… — Charles Baudelaire Copy Share Image
Well to me growing, up I've had my own psychological war with my parents dying at such a young age. My mother… — Adam Beach Copy Share Image
But lately, when I’m drunk, I feel a hostility that I’ve never known before. It is a tension deep in my gut… — Koren Zailckas Copy Share Image
Why is it that we all - myself included - believe these stories? Why are we so quick to assume that the… — Bruce Schneier Copy Share Image
Twitter, I always say is the drunk uncle of my personality, because I say some stuff sometimes that, you know that drunk… — Fabolous Copy Share Image
“I'm not drunk,' I said indignantly. You were just dancing like some wood nymph five minutes ago. You took your shirt off… — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
I got drunk in Canada. I was there for 2 days but I was drunk there for 4 days. I don't know… — Adam Carolla Copy Share Image
Books are my friends, where it's okay to be silent, where you're not a freak if you don't want to get drunk,… — Julie Gregory Copy Share Image
By far the best cure for hangovers is not drinking excessively the night before.This cure has a 100% success rate, and as… — John Green Copy Share Image
Acting like a drunk = hilarious; taking care of a drunk = horrendous. Just like making fun of ugly people = hilarious; being ugly = horrendous. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“...The drunk and the maimed both are dragged forward out of the arena like a boneless Christ, one man under each arm,… — David Foster Wallace Copy Share Image
There is a communication of more than our bodies when bread is broken and wine is drunk. And that is my answer… — M. F. K. Fisher Copy Share Image
Drunk man get pulled over, the officer ask the man if hes been drinking he says no and slaps a beer label… — Unkknown Copy Share Image
I don't belong to any club or group. I don't fish, cook, dance, endorse books, sign books, co-sign declarations, eat oysters, get… — Vladimir Nabokov Copy Share Image
I am drunk, seest thou? When I am not drunk I do not talk. You have never heard me talk much. But… — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
“He was drunk, but this was something he’d thought about for a long time and needed no sobriety to express—just a listener.” — Olen Steinhauer Copy Share Image
Thanksgiving is probably my favorite holiday - it's a day that's American to the core and it's a day that's all about… — Marcus Samuelsson Copy Share Image
Lessee...he'd gone off after the funeral and gotten drunk. No, not drunk, another word, ended with "er." Drunker. that was it. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
I'm going out... because I deserve to go out! And I'm going to get drunk... because I deserve to get drunk! And… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
I have a responsibility, and it's something that I did wrong, and if I could personally apologize to every single person that… — Nicole Richie Copy Share Image
Remember when you're young and you think your dad is Superman? And then you grow up and realized he's just a drunk… — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
“Nancy Astor: "Winston, you are a drunk!" Winston Churchill: "And you, madam, are ugly. But I shall be sober in the morning."… — Nancy Astor the Viscountess Astor Copy Share Image
When people are really drunk they have a propensity to harm themselves and others - they fall off buildings, they drive into… — Emily Yoffe Copy Share Image
If a boxer ever went as crazy as Nijinsky all the wowsers in the world would be screaming 'punch-drunk.' Well, who hit… — A. J. Liebling Copy Share Image
Singing Radiohead at the top of our lungs With the boom box blaring as we're falling in love Got a bottle of… — Arvil Lavigne Copy Share Image
“Millions of deaths would not have happened if it weren’t for the consumption of alcohol. The same can be said about millions… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
It isn't chic for women to be drunk. Men drunks are more excusable, more easily absolved, but why? It must be thought… — Margaret Atwood Copy Share Image
Maybe she was drunk - the woman never could drink. One little sniff of tequila and she was off into some blonde… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“He had been drunk over in town, and laid in the gutter all night, and he was a sight to look at.… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“Part of me knows that prayer is essential; another part of me would rather turn on the TV and check out. And… — John Eldredge Copy Share Image
