One time when I was visiting The Vatican I got the Pope really drunk, and then while he was sleeping I put… — Greg Benson Copy Share Image
I know I have eaten more good food, drunk more beer and fine wine, had more friends, and seen more of the… — Andre The Giant Copy Share Image
People should stop choosing their partners whilst they are drunk, on the grounds they must sober up at some point. — Steve Fowler Copy Share Image
Belfastas uncivilised as ever--savage black mothers in houses of dark red brick, friendly manufacturers too drunk to entertain you when you arrive.… — E. M. Forster Copy Share Image
And now we lookin like pimps in my gold Trans-Am. Got a water bottle full of whiskey in my handbag. Got my… — Kesha Copy Share Image
It isn't chic for women to be drunk. Men drunks are more excusable, more easily absolved, but why? It must be thought… — Margaret Atwood Copy Share Image
“Millions of deaths would not have happened if it weren’t for the consumption of alcohol. The same can be said about millions… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Maybe she was drunk - the woman never could drink. One little sniff of tequila and she was off into some blonde… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Damn, he was bored. It was a fact, he was only now beginning to realise, that the conversation of the drunk is… — Joe Abercrombie Copy Share Image
“Getting drunk is, uh...getting drunk, you're in complete control...up to a point. It's your choice,every time you take a sip. You have… — jerry hopkins Copy Share Image
There is something about safari life that makes you forget all your sorrows and feel as if you had drunk half a… — Isak Dinesen Copy Share Image
I could still smell her on my fur. It clung to me, a memory of another world. I was drunk with it,… — Maggie Stiefvater Copy Share Image
Many centuries ago, Oriental thinkers recognized that the mind is a constant mover and that it is next to impossible to stop… — Ervin Seale Copy Share Image
In San Francisco - life goes on. Hope rises and dreams flicker and die. Love plans for tomorrow and loneliness thinks of… — Hunter S. Thompson Copy Share Image
“But I did not return until half past four this morning and I distinctly remember stubbing my toe on the stairs. I… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Yeah, I got her,” Will confirms. “Who you got?” I ask. “You, drunk girl. Come on.” He turns to lead me toward… — Kristen Proby Copy Share Image
“He had been drunk over in town, and laid in the gutter all night, and he was a sight to look at.… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“Part of me knows that prayer is essential; another part of me would rather turn on the TV and check out. And… — John Eldredge Copy Share Image
Ladies, there's nothing attractive about a woman being sloppy drunk...stop bragging about it like it's an accomplishment. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How much for the bottle, put it on my tab. Hop out like a model all them foreign tags. Get so drunk… — Wiz Khalifa Copy Share Image
Jazz is capable of doing much more than depicting the dope fiend and the drunk and the slinky gal. In our show… — Henry Mancini Copy Share Image
“Your party kicked so much ass!Even though you suck so much! It's like, instead of blood, your heart pumps liquid suck! But… — John Green Copy Share Image
“Are you drunk?” “I think I am.” He had to concentrate not to slur. “And you’re not wearing pants?” “I’m not ready… — James S.A. Corey Copy Share Image
“Nancy Astor: "Winston, you are a drunk!" Winston Churchill: "And you, madam, are ugly. But I shall be sober in the morning."… — Nancy Astor the Viscountess Astor Copy Share Image
If a boxer ever went as crazy as Nijinsky all the wowsers in the world would be screaming 'punch-drunk.' Well, who hit… — A. J. Liebling Copy Share Image
When people are really drunk they have a propensity to harm themselves and others - they fall off buildings, they drive into… — Emily Yoffe Copy Share Image
Singing Radiohead at the top of our lungs With the boom box blaring as we're falling in love Got a bottle of… — Arvil Lavigne Copy Share Image
Thanksgiving is probably my favorite holiday - it's a day that's American to the core and it's a day that's all about… — Marcus Samuelsson Copy Share Image
Lessee...he'd gone off after the funeral and gotten drunk. No, not drunk, another word, ended with "er." Drunker. that was it. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
I'm going out... because I deserve to go out! And I'm going to get drunk... because I deserve to get drunk! And… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
I have a responsibility, and it's something that I did wrong, and if I could personally apologize to every single person that… — Nicole Richie Copy Share Image
Remember when you're young and you think your dad is Superman? And then you grow up and realized he's just a drunk… — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
I don't belong to any club or group. I don't fish, cook, dance, endorse books, sign books, co-sign declarations, eat oysters, get… — Vladimir Nabokov Copy Share Image
I am drunk, seest thou? When I am not drunk I do not talk. You have never heard me talk much. But… — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
“He was drunk, but this was something he’d thought about for a long time and needed no sobriety to express—just a listener.” — Olen Steinhauer Copy Share Image
Beware the deadly fumes of that insane elation Which rises from the cup of mad impiety, And go, get drunk with that… — William Rounseville Alger Copy Share Image
I didnt mean itI was drunk. I was at a high but at a low. I was a bit sick, a bit… — Oliver Sykes Copy Share Image
Not drunk is he who from the floor - Can rise alone and still drink more; But drunk is They, who prostrate… — Thomas Love Peacock Copy Share Image
He hugged her tight, mixing their tears to be bottled and fermented, so they could be drunk on each other when this… — Pete Wentz Copy Share Image
“excuse my enthusiasm or rather madness, for I am really drunk with intellectual vision whenever I take a pencil or graver into… — William Blake Copy Share Image
