This Weekend's Forecast: Drunk with a good chance of making an ass out of myself. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“It's unpleasantly like being drunk." "What's so unpleasant about being drunk?" "You ask a glass of water.” — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
As I grew older I became a drunk. Why? Because I like ecstasy of the mind. — Jack Kerouac Copy Share Image
“Katenia, are you drunk?" "No, it's my breasts. I've yet to adjust to my new size.” — Eden Ashe Copy Share Image
The difference between a drunk and a alcoholic is that a drunk doesn't have to attend all those meetings. — W. Arthur Lewis Copy Share Image
It’s perfectly natural for me to sit down and talk about meditating and spiritual practice with my friends. But then I realize,… — Moby Copy Share Image
Hey grab a cold drink...Sit back…Kick your feet up...and breath and relax! KARMA here and the bitch is drunk! :O) — Rosie Hernandez Copy Share Image
“The tragedy of Dionysus: Wear a black robe at night, and white you’ll wear by morning; but wear a purple robe to… — Roman Payne Copy Share Image
Sonny Boy Williamson (II) was a beautiful guy, a straight guy... (but) he was always raising hell one way or another, so… — Willie Dixon Copy Share Image
I have no rules on drinking. In your young days, you can play strong even if you are not healthy. If they… — Felix Magath Copy Share Image
Rumors said that if he got drunk enough, he sometimes got his jollies by stripping naked and scaring hikers out in the… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
Well, once you get involved with bloodsport litigation, you can not only get drunk on your own greed but start to believe… — Jello Biafra Copy Share Image
Go head and do what ever you want in your life, make stupid decisions, go drunk and have a party...you'll only have… — Vanessa Palendeng Copy Share Image
“Eleven o'clock had come and gone. I had to find a way to bring this conversation to a successful conclusion and get… — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
“Becoming drunk is a journey that generally elates him in the early stages—he's good company, expansive, mischievous and fun, the famous old… — Ian McEwan Copy Share Image
When should we nudge and when should we shove, I think, it's a political judgment. Obviously in some situations we need shoves,… — Richard Thaler Copy Share Image
When all is complete deep in the teapot, when tea, mint, and sugar have completely diffused throughout the water, coloring and saturating… — Simonne Jacquemard Copy Share Image
“Oh you dear companions Electric bells of the stations song of the reapers Butcher's sleigh regiment of unnumbered streets Cavalry of bridges… — Pierre Albert-Birot Copy Share Image
If a man go into the London Docks sober without means of getting drunk, and comes out of one of the cellars… — William Henry Maule Copy Share Image
We do not know whether Hitler is going to found a new Islam. He is already on the way; he is like… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Please, let me take you home. You’re drunk.” “I am not.” I shoved him, spilling some kind of delicious poison on him.… — Rachael Wade Copy Share Image
Some things are better left unsaid, but I'll probably get drunk and say them anyways. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have written much less than most people who write; I have drunk much more than most people who drink. — Guy Debord Copy Share Image
“I'd have to get up pretty early in the morning to get drunk by 1 o' clock.” — Lucille Bluth Copy Share Image
“There’s nothing worse than delivering bad news to women. I hoped I wouldn’t get good at it.” — Steven Ramirez Copy Share Image
One may be drunk with love without being any nearer to finding his mate. — Henry David Thoreau Copy Share Image
You don't quite know how drunk you are until all of a sudden you're on the floor — Gina Gershon Copy Share Image
Like a bird on a wire, like a drunk in a midnight choir, I have tried in my way to be free!! — Leonard Cohen Copy Share Image
Real talk my swagg ill , like a drunk driver, Blind niggas like A car with bright light's behind them. — KRill Copy Share Image
Tagging your friends in hot photos of them being drunk because you're a top mate. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm that crazy-ass drunk uncle that nobody wants to invite to the holidays and birthdays. — Mark McGrath Copy Share Image
Girl scouts didn't teach me what to do with emotionally unstable drunk boys. — Stephanie Perkins Copy Share Image
Sometimes if you get 'em too drunk they don't pay no attention to what you're doin' anyways, so you might as well… — Merle Haggard Copy Share Image
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