Drunk Quotes · Page 39

That awkward moment when I'm really drunk and you're still ugly.

— Anonymous

“Her eyes were the color of whiskey and grace. Moments with her always felt like getting drunk on Sundays.”

— B. Devine

It amused me to think that one can tell the truth when one is drunk and nobody will believe it.

— Francoise Sagan

And we used to do a lot of drugs and get very drunk on very cheap wine.

— Santiago Durango

Sage advice? If you're drunk, stay away from the phone. You can't get the answering machine message back.

— Janeane Garofalo

“I’m so happy Sazed included me in his little book so that drunk people can curse by my name.”

— Brandon Sanderson

“I went on a road trip with my cat, Cap’n. I would have let him drive, but he was drunk.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Remember. Observe, assess and act. No hesitation. No remorse.”

— Steven Ramirez

If you like to read, sometimes it's interesting just to go and see what the reality is, of the word, of the…

— Harold Brodkey

Man being reasonable must get drunk; The best of life is but intoxication; Glory, the grape, love, gold - in these are…

— Lord Byron

I don't party on weekends, I don't get drunk or sip martinis. I spend my evenings playing 'Megaman 3,' buster only, with…

— Scott Cawthon

When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When…

— Brian O'Rourke

My voice? Yeah, well, I used to drink a lot of beer when I was a kid and I sounded like a…

— Eric Burdon

Yeah, that came out of a reading. It was great. It's such a fun crew to be with, and we all went…

— John Leguizamo

Ever since the Greeks, we have been drunk with language! We have made a cage with words and shoved our God inside!

— Morris West

Soccer matches in Europe have riot police. Metal is just people sloshing around drunk and sloppy and having fun, and there's nothing…

— Chris Reifert

I've been sober now for 18 years. With all the drugs, psychedelics and narcotics I did, I was [really] an alcoholic. Honestly,…

— Dennis Hopper

I wanted to move on. I wanted to do acting. The next thing I did after [MADtv] was a good hybrid of…

— Simon Helberg

When you go out with a drunk, you’ll notice how a drunk fills your glass so he can empty his own. As…

— Chuck Palahniuk

New Zealanders are so chill. I know they say Australians are chill, and I feel like Australians are chill, but I keep…

— Hari Kondabolu

Sometimes I get drunk and I get into arguments with taxi drivers. And I get out the cab and I slam the…

— Hannibal Buress

Father Ted' was written by Irish people, so that was fine, but around the time we were shooting it 'EastEnders' went to…

— Ardal O'Hanlon

As a child I was a good boy. Even if I wasn't playing tennis I don't think I'd have done things like…

— Andy Murray

Nonfiction brought me back to earth and sobered me up whenever it seemed like I'd become too drunk on the lives and…

— Laura Miller

You have played enough; you have eaten and drunk enough. Now it is time for you to depart.

— Horace

No, officer I'm not drunk! The reason I'm walking like this is because I'm avoiding snipers.

— Green Monk

The Orioles' Dick Hall comes off the mound like a drunk kangaroo on roller skates.

— Joe Garagiola

Ed Balls is like a drunk trying to drink his way out of alcoholism.

— Liam Fox

Glitter nails and curly hair. It's time to get drunk. Curly hair, she don't care.

— Anonymous

An alcoholic is someone you dont like who drinks as much as you do.

— Anonymous

“I have been drunk just twice in my life, and the second time was that afternoon…”

— F. Scott Fitzgerald

I became a Christian before I got sober. So I was a drunk, bulimic Christian.

— Anne Lamott

Ever Looked Back At Your Ex¥ And Asked Yourself- - Was I Drunk In The Entire Relationship ?_ ;) :-p

— Karal

I don't always tweet when I'm drunk, but when I do, it's when I'm visiting my family.

— Nikhil Saluja

Human nature is like a drunk peasant. Lift him into the saddle on one side, over he topples on the other side.

— Martin Luther

Getting stopped for drunk driving in those days might mean that your entire career was over then. Not today.

— Mark Goddard

“If you love someone, set them free. If they don’t come back, text them when you’re drunk.”

— Brooke Bida

There are only two types of people that tell the truth, the drunk and the angry!..

— Anonymous

If getting drunk was how people forgot they were mortal, then hangovers were how they remembered.

— Matt Haig

“There's a reason people get drunk after funerals, and I suddenly know what it is: the flip side of sadness is a…

— Hilary T. Smith