Drunk Quotes · Page 37

Its useless to hold a person to anything he says while hes in love, drunk, or running for office.

— Anonymous

Important people are much more interesting when they are drunk and seem much more like human beings.

— Marilyn Monroe

I never claimed that I knew how to dance, but I'll get drunk, get high, and pull down my pants

— Hollywood Undead

“Drink up,” he says, “being a little drunk makes everything a little bit better.”

— Hosho McCreesh

Nothing beats being drunk at home! Okay maybe everything does...

— Anonymous

Michael Cole, what did you get for Christmas? Except drunk.

— Jerry Lawler

I've been drunk for about a week now, and I thought it might sober me up to sit in a library.

— F. Scott Fitzgerald

Hit the club, and I'm mad cause they wont let us in. Now I'm about to go bad like drunk mexicans.

— Mistah F.A.B

For a woman a man will do many things that he'd turn his back on in an instant when alone; things he'd…

— Stephen King

“I don’t even remember what happy felt like. I think it probably felt like that night I got really drunk with James.…

— Kiersten White

“When I'm drunk with feeling and nature is drinking from my lips and we reflect each other in our atmospheres, then my…

— Brandi Bates

The Italian saying of 'You can't have your cake and eat it too' is 'you want your bottle full of wine and…

— Anonymous

I can't believe he didn't have the dignity and presence of mind just to get drunk and pass out in some gutter,"…

— Cassandra Clare

I don't sit around going, 'What is the matter with me? What do I have to do to get a hit?' And…

— Billy Squier

My definition of sobriety is to be in full control and not feel drunk, but it's not abstaining for religious reasons or…

— Spencer Matthews

I fought against the bottle, but I had to do it drunk. Took my diamond to the pawn shop, but that don't…

— Leonard Cohen

The great thing about Europe is that things have not been represented [as much]. If you open the door of a bar…

— Thomas Bidegain

Are you there vodka? It's me, Chelsea. Please get me out of jail and I promise I will never drink again. Drink…

— Chelsea Handler

Never have I enjoyed youth so thoroughly as I have in my old age. In writing Dialogues in Limbo, The Last Puritan,…

— George Santayana

“That night, I met some old college friends at Soho House, a private club in the meatpacking district of Manhattan. I hadn’t…

— Neil Strauss

He hated it when adults told him he only felt the way he did because he was young. As if being young…

— Cory Doctorow

“I have memories from my time in high altitude astronomy of being euphoric and giddy after discharging large amounts of industrial gas…

— Steven Magee

I took Alexey Brodovitch course at the New School. He taught me something that I've always remembered: After we did the initial…

— Jerry Schatzberg

I have always lived violently, drunk hugely, eaten too much or not at all, slept around the clock or missed two nights…

— John Steinbeck

I drink to make everything interesting… so when I say I love you consider me drunk!!

— Anonymous

I'm tearing down Route 80 East, the sun's on my right side. I'm drunk, but my vision's good.

— Lou Reed

It's useless to hold a person to anything he says while he's in love, drunk, or running for office.

— Shirley MacLaine

“you never know u r drunk until u wake up with a dickhead in the morning.”

— Vish Patil

Being drunk is a good disguise. I drink so I can talk to assholes. This includes me.

— Jim Morrison

Let's get drunk and tell each other things were too afraid to say when we're sober.

— Patience

We were love drunk and we sunk. We need to get sober before we fall over.

— Unkown

If you can really laugh at yourself loud and hard every time you fall, people will think you're drunk.

— Conan O'Brien

The ' pleasure' of being drunk is obviously the pleasure of escaping from the responsibility of Consciousness.

— Ayn Rand

I'm not really the party person. I don't 'become myself' once I'm drunk. I don't use alcohol to be happy.

— Jessie J

“She played me with a bad hand, and I fell for it every time.”

— Steven Ramirez

Creationists use facts the same way a drunk uses a lightpost: for support instead of illumination

— Robert Green Ingersoll

“He was addled with April. He was dizzy with Spring. He was as drunk as Lem Forrester on a Saturday night.”

— Marjorie Kinnan Rawlings

If a white man falls off a chair drunk, it's just a drunk. If a Negro does, it's the whole damn Negro…

— Bill Cosby

You can vibe out when people are getting tired or they're too drunk to keep going along with.

— Jay Mohr

If you were drunk and Don't remember what you did yesterday, then how the fuck did you remember how to breath?

— Osvaldo M