Drunk Quotes · Page 37

I wasn't that drunk Dude you threw my hamster at me saying

— Anonymous

Kids make the best audiences. They're like drunk people - they don't mind telling you exactly what they think.

— Alex Horne

BEYONCE AND JAY-Z ARE SUCH HOT COUPLES ESPECIALLY IN DRUNK IN LOVE

— Asheya

I was so drunk the whole time that I took bottles for girls and girls for bottles.

— Anton Chekhov

And in the end, we were all just humans...Drunk on the idea that love, only love, could heal our brokenness.

— Anonymous

So, after awhile, you can only get so much happiness from a guy who's drunk come up and tell you you're great.

— Rick Derringer

My partner on a pill, my other partner drunk, rollin a lot I'm trying to get fucked up.

— Waka Flocka Flame

People are disappointed if you're not entertaining and to be entertaining often means to be drunk.

— Matthew Brannon

I'm involved with Recording Artists and Actors Against Drunk Driving. I'm also involved with most children's causes, because children can't help the…

— Judd Nelson

It's just so weird that some people recognize me from TV and then other people say, 'Get away from me, you drunk!'

— Josh Blue

“Evelyn: [drunk] You're wondering, 'What is a place like me doing in a girl like this?' Rick: Yeah, something like that.”

— Max Allan Collins

Yep, my daddy was an undependable drunk. But he'd never missed any of my organized games, concerts, plays, or picnics. He may…

— Sherman Alexie

Sometimes I like to get drunk and buy things on the internet, and then I wake up the next day and find…

— Marilyn Manson

Pie can't compete with cake. Put candles in a cake, it's a birthday cake. Put candles in a pie, someone's drunk in…

— Jim Gaffigan

And Christ says of that which is blessed, which is offered, received, eaten and drunk: This is My body; this is My…

— Martin Chemnitz

Let me apologize right now for all of the drunk tweets & pictures that will be posted tonight. Dont hate me. Bye.

— Anonymous

I thought you were a drunk." "A drunk?" "Bloodshot eyes, dirty clothes, getting home in the wee hours of the morning, making…

— Linda Howard

And all who heard should see them there, And all should cry, Beware! Beware! His flashing eyes, his floating hair! Weave a…

— Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Curiously, the righteous Pharisees had little historical impact, save for a brief time in a remote corner of the Roman Empire. But…

— Philip Yancey

You never see Beyonce stumbling out of a club drunk and on drugs without underwear on - nor do you see Justin…

— Ricki-Lee Coulter

“And always, if he had a little money, a man could get drunk. The hard edges gone, and the warmth. Then there…

— John Steinbeck

“Where am I?" Magnus croaked. "Nazca." So Magnus was still in Peru. That indicated that he had been rather more sensible than…

— Cassandra Clare

“I am drunk. I usually only drink like this once a month. At such times my audacity and temerity know no bounds.…

— Anton Chekhov

After the rise of Thatcherism, the smashing of the trade unions, and the post-cold war sense that any alternative to free-market capitalism…

— Owen Jones

Youre not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

— Anonymous

Half-drunk on well-creamed gas station coffee and the exhilarating loneliness of a freeway in nighttime...

— John Green

“His eyes were like two wafers of slate, grey and lifeless.”

— Steven Ramirez

I'm too drunk to light the bong. I'm too stoned to write this song.

— Brad Nowell

“She smiled at him like a freshman invited to the senior prom. It made my blood boil.”

— Steven Ramirez

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

— Dean Martin

Deena, you were so drunk that you fell. don't give anybody advice about being waisted.

— Jersey Shore

Play the Piano Drunk Like a Percussion Instrument Until the Fingers Begin to Bleed a Bit.

— Charles Bukowski

A good friend is someone who gets ya drunk and then walks ya home afterwards.

— Michael Monroe

To get enough to eat was regarded as an achievement. To get drunk was a victory.

— Brendan Behan

I wasn't that drunk Dude, you ran up to a tree yelling, Look how big this piece of brocolli is!

— Seth Rogan

I became a terrible drunk or alcoholic - or a good one depending on your point of view.

— Craig Ferguson

Asquith, when drunk, can make a better speech than any of us when sober.

— Bonar Law

And, drunk with my own madness, I shouted at him furiously, "Make life beautiful! Make life beautiful!

— Charles Baudelaire

It's nerve-wracking singing in front of people. I think that's why most people get drunk for karaoke.

— Emily Blunt

A drunk person is just a fucking awesome version of a sober person.

— Anonymous