Drunk Quotes · Page 38

I'm apt to get drunk on words...Ontology: the word about the essence of things; the word about being.

— Madeleine L'Engle

You're young, you're drunk, you're in bed, you have knives; shit happens.

— Angelina Jolie

I got married, had two kids, watched a lot of football, drunk a lot of pints, etc.

— Chesney Hawkes

Cop: Ma'am, could you please step out of the car? Me: I'm kinda drunk, why don't you just get in.

— Anonymous

“I like to think she hates my guts a little less every hour.”

— Steven Ramirez

Alone, I am drunk on my thoughts; in company, I am sober again.

— Mason Cooley

I had a hollow leg. I could drink everyone under the table and not get drunk. My capacity was terrifying.

— Elizabeth Taylor

“You're a tall drink of half drunk whiskey, my pigeon toed gypsy.”

— Atticus

Often people display a curious respect for a man drunk, rather like the respect of simple races for the insane... There is…

— F. Scott Fitzgerald

I doing casual labor by the day. They wouldn't pay you until the next morning. There was a bar that would cash…

— Fred Ward

I got tired of going to places and people wanting to pick fights with me or to prove something themselves or their…

— Alberto Del Rio

“...some men say get them crying on your shoulder and you have the sheets half-unfurled already. Other fellows say get them laughing.…

— Stewart Hennessey

It's in the pub, when I'm having a pint of beer after a hard week of work that I feel at my…

— Adam Pearson

“...Or maybe this wasn’t really happening at all, and she’d wake up safe and sound in her bed or even drunk in…

— Bethany Lovell

There is no place like it, no place with an atom of its glory, pride, and exultancy. It lays its hand upon…

— Walt Whitman

Yeah, so if that guy can make it in drunk, surely we can make it in sober. I mean, we’re ninjas.' 'Well,…

— John Green

“Miranda!” “What?” She batted him with her pillow. “Hoyden! Are you drunk?” “I don’t think so. I’m not sure. They never gave…

— Gaelen Foley

Knowledge enormous makes a God of me. Names, deeds, gray legends, dire events, rebellions, Majesties, sovran voices, agonies, Creations and destroyings, all…

— John Keats

In my view there is a level of human knowledge that involves just getting it right aptly. This "animal" epistemic level is…

— Ernest Sosa

“Carlos, what are you doing here?” she asked surprised. He was standing before her in nothing but a blanket wrapped around his…

— Mila Rossi

The Town Hall Pub on a Wednesday night was just regulars anyway, so we could play whatever. Worst case scenario, it would…

— Josh Young

If you want someone to be ignored then build a life-size bronze statue of them and stick it in the middle of…

— Banksy

Want to talk third wave feminism, you could cite Ariel Levy and the idea that women have internalized male oppression. Going to…

— Chuck Palahniuk

“Lady Astor was also said to have responded to a question from Churchill about what disguise he should wear to a masquerade…

— Nancy Astor the Viscountess Astor

Two things only a man cannot hide, that he is drunk and that he is in love

— Anonymous

Someone would say that he was drunk when he was aware that something or someone did not deserve him.

— Aldyna Threesya

Peace was declared, but not all of us were drunk with joy or stricken blind.

— George Grosz

I feel like a drummer with no sticks and somebody keeps farting on my snare drum.

— Anthony Langston

The only true hangover remedy is to never stop being drunk.

— Anonymous

If your boss gets drunk and offers to photocopy her posterior, do not helpfully suggest pressing reduce 75%.

— Scott Adams

It's sort of cliche, but when you're playing drunk, your character is trying to appear sober.

— Corey Stoll

True love is like a drunk person, crying, falling and hurting But still saying I can.

— Anonymous

Doesn't matter. If I would've had a beer before the game, I would've been drunk. So I don't believe in 'if.'

— Shaquille O'Neal

I'm not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings. I'm a drunk, we go to parties.

— Anonymous

“I was at a wake the other night and every man jack was drunk - even the corpse.”

— flann o'brien

“You’re not going to campus. You’re going out to get drunk and play with other ladies’ boobies.” - Kye”

— Krista Alasti

Imagination is like the drunk man who lost his watch and must get drunk again to find it.

— Guy Davenport

I don't like the feeling of being too drunk; I don't even like the taste of alcoholic drinks half the time.

— Paul Mullin

Not only is the old man twice a child, but also the man who is drunk.

— Plato

High as fuck, sloppy drunk when I'm passin through, rollin' dubies up, yo hoe who we pass em' too.

— Wiz Khalifa