Drunk Quotes · Page 38

I was so delirious that I drank a glass of water, thought it wine and got glorious drunk.

— Will M Cook

Debut: the first time a young girl is seen drunk in public.

— F. Scott Fitzgerald

I like my wine and vodka, but that doesn't mean I fall about drunk. I know my limits.

— Ridley Scott

I was somewhat drunk with what I had done. And I am always one to prefer being sober.

— Gertrude Stein

You'd think when you saw my old MTV stuff that I was always drunk and high and all that stuff. I wasn't.

— Pauly Shore

“Nothing spells trouble like two drunk cowboys with a rocket launcher.”

— C.J. Box

Yo! Party at Cindy's house! Drunk white women for everybody! -Shorty

— Scary Movie

Do not pay attention to the haters; they're drunk on Haterade.

— Anonymous

I can be very drunk in a club in Oxford on a Monday night, and some guy comes up to you and…

— Thom Yorke

Well I am still not drunk" I straightened up against the pillows as best I could. "You told me once that if…

— Diana Gabaldon

I was very drunk last night and I took a bus home. It may not sound like a big thing to you…

— Green Monk

The car crash that took the lives of these two lovely people has been portrayed as a traffic accident caused by a…

— Mohamed Al-Fayed

What will you do now?' I think I will become a monk and devote my entire life to prayer and good works.'…

— David Gemmell

She was a girl and she was a queen and back in the mists she was a woman who had seized the…

— Laini Taylor

Lordy, shorty you're a 10 and I wait for your drunk dials at 3:30 am, I love them. So call me sober…

— Kitty Pryde

All the mistakes I've ever made in my life have been when I've been drunk. I haven't made hardly any mistakes sober,…

— Tracey Emin

Not the swart Pariah in some Indian grove, Lone, lean, and hunted by his brother's hate, Hath drunk so deep the cup…

— Percy Bysshe Shelley

I have a bigger problem at food events when I turn over a wine glass and people insist on pouring me a…

— Andrew Zimmern

Scott: Friends don't let friends drive drunk. Nora: Are you trying to appeal to my conscience? Scott: How can you turn down…

— Becca Fitzpatrick

If somebody told me, "Not a good idea," I would've said, "No, it's probably a good idea if you get drunk with…

— Reginald Arvizu

Why do alcoholics begin down the same hazardous road day after day? They are in search of that elusive window of well-being…

— Roger Ebert

“Calvin clears his throat. “Do you have anything to drink?” Booze. Right. This is the perfect situation for some booze. I jump…

— Christina Lauren

I have just been to a city in the West, a city full of poets, a city they have made safe for…

— Robert Frost

“Some bruises you wear like badges of honour: when you got it playing rugby, or quad racing, or falling off something while…

— paul murray

You're not DRUNK until u have to grab onto the grass to keep u from falling off the earth

— Joke Guys

A school without grades must have been concocted by someone who was drunk on non-alcoholic wine.

— Karl Kraus

Well I got a bad liver and broken heart, yeah,I drunk me a river since you tore me apart

— Tom Waits

When I leave home, its always on my both feet, but I get back on both knees and hands, and thats on…

— Aruho Marwin Machiaveli

“98% of the things said by a drunk man are true; 98% of those said by a horny man aren’t.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Do It Under the Influence Yourself! That's what we're shooting for! Get drunk and make your dreams come true.

— Aziz Ansari

I feel sorry for people who do not have a Bible to lean on.

— Adrian Rogers

“I’m very drunk and I intend on getting still drunker before this evening’s over.”

— Margaretta Mitchell

Life is short so live it havin fun and not waste it bein drunk

— Author Name

I don't drink because I have problems or I want to escape. I just love drinking and being drunk.

— Richard Harris

While he was drunk asleep, or in his rage, or in the incestuous pleasure of his bed.

— William Shakespeare

There seems to be a peculiar and particular tie between men who have been drunk together.

— Alice Thomas Ellis

“Neely O'Hara: [drunk in a bar] Who's stoned? I am merely traveling incognito.”

— Jacqueline Susann

“What is said when drunk has been thought out beforehand.”

— Anonymous

I didn't start MADD to deal with alcohol. I started MADD to deal with the issue of drunk driving.

— Candy Lightner

Hate when I get drunk at a bar and hot chicks waste the opportunity to take sexual advantage of me.

— Green Monk