He is not drunk, who from the floor, can rise and stand and shout for more — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
So what We get drunk so what we smoke weed we're just gavin fun we don't care who sees — Wiz Khalifa Copy Share Image
Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; the best of life is but intoxication. — Lord Byron Copy Share Image
I do remember being in high school and trying to go to an Outlaws concert, but I was too drunk and ended… — Jim Coleman Copy Share Image
“Fear makes smart men, make bad choices, and I can’t think of a night in my life, where I made more bad… — Jason Rose Copy Share Image
“She got totally trashed that night, and I never screw a drunk woman. I would have just waited until the morning when… — Samantha Towle Copy Share Image
The sound of wind had become, for me, silence. When it went away, I was left with the squeak of the blood… — David Foster Wallace Copy Share Image
You're lookin' so good in what's left of those blue jeans Drip of honey on the money maker gotta be The best… — Luke Bryan Copy Share Image
If you want to be happy for a short time, get drunk; happy for a long time, fall in love; happy forever,… — Arthur Smith Copy Share Image
The great security of all is to eat little and to drink nothing that intoxicates. He that eats till he is full… — William Cobbett Copy Share Image
I think getting drunk is the key to flying comfortably. A couple of bloody marys or several glasses of champagne, and suddenly… — Amanda Peet Copy Share Image
When I am introduced as someone from New Orleans, people sometimes say: "I'm so sorry." New Orleans. I'm so sorry. That's not… — Chris Rose Copy Share Image
Like other discriminatory legislation in our country's history, immigration laws define and differentiate legal status on the basis of arbitrary attributes. Immigration… — Aviva Chomsky Copy Share Image
Well I ain't seen my baby since I don't know when, I've been drinking bourbon whiskey, scotch and gin Gonna get high… — John Lee Hooker Copy Share Image
“Drunk people, loud people, obvious and angry people, people stammering and stumbling, spilling drinks and scarfing small burned sausages and cheese cubes… — Paul Theroux Copy Share Image
I read something once that when you're online, your inhibitions are lowered to the state where you've had three drinks. Once you… — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
“She was not undamaged, however, and she knew it. No food or drink had passed her lips, but she had drunk deep… — Frances Hardinge Copy Share Image
... Wild Bill had his faults, grievous ones, perhaps ... He would get drunk, gamble, and indulge in the general licentiousness characteristic… — Jack Crawford Copy Share Image
Look. Every partisan in every party has to learn one thing: Sometimes your people are wrong. To paraphrase an old retort, saying… — James Lileks Copy Share Image
“And once he had got really drunk on wine, Then he would speak no language but Latin.” — Geoffrey Chaucer Copy Share Image
I could never love a girl who tend to drinks as much as me... A drunk girlfriend, equals a bad relationship. — Gian Lewis Copy Share Image
“So tonight I'm, pursuing more commercial joys around the bedpost. And I plan to get drunk as a skunk.” — Valerie Sherwood Copy Share Image
“Straining? Straineded? Stained? Shit, maybe I am too drunk ... “Jojo,” — Stylo Fantome Copy Share Image
“He lives alone, no wife or children, most of his waking hours drunk. I don’t want to end up like that.” — Suzanne Collins Copy Share Image
Watching Phil Mickelson play golf is like watching a drunk chasing a balloon near the edge of a cliff. — David Feherty Copy Share Image
I dont like letting my freinds drive drunk, but I was smokin' a joint I really couldn't say shit to the guy. — Dave Chappelle Copy Share Image
As much as I would enjoy being drunk, I think I'd better pass after last night's episode and today's follow-up. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I filmed myself drunk, just to see what I'm like. I watched so many funny videos of people drunk on YouTube. — Aaron Paul Copy Share Image
The best audience is one that is intelligent, well-educated, and a little drunk. — Alben W. Barkley Copy Share Image
Because of the high altitude, you get drunk really fast. So everyone's drunk all the time. — Clea DuVall Copy Share Image
