“I’m the king with no subjects The vain man with no crowd The drunk twat who’s always so fucking loud” — L.J. Shen Copy Share Image
Usually I have drunk fans and racist fans yelling horrible things out at me as I'm walking to the cage. — Belal Muhammad Copy Share Image
Being sober while adults are drunk is probably the closest thing to hell on earth. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's Friday. A Girl Can Go To The Bar With R0.00. She Will Come Back Drunk And Having More Than R100.00 — Sabelo Lan Mashabela Copy Share Image
“I felt drunk on Chase and high on summertime. Why did that sound just like a country song?” — J.L. Weil Copy Share Image
I was soooo drunk bro! - me using drunkenness to hide the fact that I like to bang fat chicks. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You don't hear about me being at parties, going out and gettin' drunk. — Gary Payton Copy Share Image
Police officer to a drunk Guy:How high are u? Drunk guy:no officer that's wrong English,y0u sh0uld say….Hi! How are you? — Melchor Lim Copy Share Image
“Tonight, I won't dream, because nobody has held me and no hands have strayed and even though I'm drunk with love, my… — Melissa Lee-Houghton Copy Share Image
I mean, the more a man was in the Devil's power, the less he would be aware of it, on the principle… — C. S. Lewis Copy Share Image
I didn't care about anything. And there's a freedom in apathy, a wild, dizzying liberation on which you can almost get drunk.… — Lionel Shriver Copy Share Image
I drank some coffee and my outlook improved immensely. I was ready to write some poems and, I don’t know, get drunk,… — Michelle Tea Copy Share Image
“And sometimes drunk women aren't raped; they just make stupid choices--and to say we deserve special treatment when we're drunk because we're… — Gillian Flynn Copy Share Image
He raised his brows. "You're drunk." "Am not!" He gave me a bland look. "A drunk's famous last words before they fall… — J. Lynn Copy Share Image
“How had I fetched up into this strange new life, where drunk foreigners shouted around me in the night, and all my… — Donna Tartt Copy Share Image
When you have any kind of success in life, that's like the most dangerous moment that you're in because you're going to… — Robert Greene Copy Share Image
there is a world, in a far-flung corner of our galaxy, where women have no nipples and motor cars, though legally capable… — Trevor Beattie Copy Share Image
A girl checks me out, I check her out back. We begin talking and having a good time. As always there is… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
“I'm not drunk,' I said indignantly. You were just dancing like some wood nymph five minutes ago. You took your shirt off… — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
Twitter, I always say is the drunk uncle of my personality, because I say some stuff sometimes that, you know that drunk… — Fabolous Copy Share Image
It is a sultry day; the sun has drunk The dew that lay upon the morning grass; There is no rustling in… — William C. Bryant Copy Share Image
Joscelin, is love supposed to make you feel like you’re sick and dying, and mad enough to hit someone and drunk with… — Jacqueline Carey Copy Share Image
Why is it that we all - myself included - believe these stories? Why are we so quick to assume that the… — Bruce Schneier Copy Share Image
Yeah, she was hitting me hard. She was drunk and she was hitting me hard. — David Gest Copy Share Image
“more money than the crooks at Enron and less taste than a drunk after a bottle of tequila” — Maria Lima Copy Share Image
Grant stood by me when I was crazy, and I stood by him when he was drunk, and now we stand by… — William Tecumseh Sherman Copy Share Image
The intense perfumes of the wild herbs as we trod them underfoot made us feel almost drunk. — Jacqueline du Pre Copy Share Image
You punks better back up. I dont need no back up. You get high drunk then you cowards wanna act up. — Lil Wyte Copy Share Image
Since when has being drunk been an excuse? Man up and take responsibility for your actions. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Trumpets are a bit more adventurous; they're drunk! Trumpeters are generally drunk. It wets their whistle. — Paul McCartney Copy Share Image
Never trust a man when he's in love, drunk, or running for office. — Shirley MacLaine Copy Share Image
As far as I'm concerned the only thing to do is sit in a room and get drunk — Jack Kerouac Copy Share Image
“Even now I can’t describe the fear that contaminated my blood like black ink.” — Steven Ramirez Copy Share Image
“They are not unattractive in the sense that I am drunk and they likely have female genitalia.” — Lance Carbuncle Copy Share Image
“Beeeeeeeeeer" slurred the drunk from the floor; stirring to life at the sound of alcohol.” — Rob J. Hayes Copy Share Image
