Why should I trust you? We haven't drunk from the same bowl of soup. — Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn Copy Share Image
“Oh Abby...I want you to know...I am so full of shit. You should not listen to me. I know nothing.” — Gemma Burgess Copy Share Image
He uses statistics like a drunk uses lamp-posts, more for support than illumination. — Romano Prodi Copy Share Image
A man who exposes himself when he is intoxicated, has not the art of getting drunk. — Samuel Johnson Copy Share Image
A good wine has many qualities I think. If drunk moderately, it is healthy and good for your heart. — Tom Araya Copy Share Image
So what we get drunk So what we don't sleep (smoke weed) We're just having fun We don't care who sees So… — Sinem Copy Share Image
A lady came up to me one day and said 'Sir! You are drunk', to which I replied 'I am drunk today… — Winston Churchill Copy Share Image
“Danny strolled to the town common, sat on one of the benches in Teenytown and took one of the bottles out of… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
“Joshua could hear the beginnings of hero-worship in the kid’s tone. Time to disabuse him of that notion right off the bat.… — Carolyn McCray Copy Share Image
What white man has ever seen me drunk? Who has ever come to me hungry and left me unfed? Who has seen… — Sitting Bull Copy Share Image
All the chicks who act crazy love it .Them chicks who stay blunted. Drunk in the middle of the dancefloor like, "Fuck… — Jean Grae Copy Share Image
St. Patrick's Day is a holy day for Roman Catholics in Ireland to pray and a day for drunk people to vomit… — Margot Leitman Copy Share Image
There is something about safari life that makes you forget all your sorrows and feel as if you had drunk half a… — Isak Dinesen Copy Share Image
She should have remembered her past experiences in the relationship wars and not let herself get so excited. Evidently her hormones had… — Linda Howard Copy Share Image
“Whiskey, glass, pour, toss back, glare. Repeat. “Cop out,” I slurred in retaliation, pointing the empty glass at Peter. “Don’t get drunk.… — Dani Alexander Copy Share Image
How would that premise stand up if he examined it? That was probably why the Communists were always cracking down on Bohemiansism.… — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
“So who is she? No wait, let me guess. Skin of the finest porcelain. Hair of the softest silk. A voice like… — Alethea Kontis Copy Share Image
“out of a bar and runs right into two priests. He says, "I'm Jesus Christ." The first priest says, "No, son, you're… — Various Copy Share Image
So he lent her books. After all, one of life's best pleasures is reading a book of perfect beauty; more pleasurable still… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't think I ever would have had a problem being vulnerable or introspective but the problem with drinking is it's very… — Ryan Montgomery Copy Share Image
And in cases where profound conviction has been wrought, the eloquent man is he who is no beautiful speaker, but who is… — Ralph Waldo Emerson Copy Share Image
“Her voice was small and distant, like she’d already left the room.” — Steven Ramirez Copy Share Image
“Indeed, these people are not drunk, as you suppose, for it is only nine o’clock in the morning.” — Acts 2:15 Copy Share Image
Meeting someone who is also drunk and immediately becoming best friends. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People have different personalities when they're drunk or take heroin, or whatever drugs. — Mick Jagger Copy Share Image
If rain is God crying, I think God is drunk and his girlfriend just slept with Zeus. — Chuck Klosterman Copy Share Image
No animal ever invented anything as bad as drunkenness - or so good as drink. — Gilbert K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
“It’s not about winning, it’s about doing what’s right. And yes, we will do what’s right.” — Steven Ramirez Copy Share Image
Sorry there's no Instagram filter to make you look less drunk in photos. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Mummy’s coming home late tonight. It’ll be just we guys, so we can get drunk and watch porn. — Susan Elizabeth Phillips Copy Share Image
Facebook is like a college dorm...regardless of the hour, somebody's up...also, somebody is drunk. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Being drunk n happy is good...Being drunk and sad isn't good...But I'm just drunk...Here nor there. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I am drunk I am at my best. It is the national knack of the French. — Orson Scott Card Copy Share Image
