Drunk Quotes · Page 34

“I know I’m drunk as hell, Grace, but, just stay with me. I need you like I fucking need to breathe.”

— Christine Zolendz

“Nothing makes you forget everything as getting drunk of red wine.”

— M.F. Moonzajer

People got out of the way for Cam. He was like a hot Moses, parting a sea of drunk college students.

— J. Lynn

“I wondered if he was drunk. That's when I tended to speak profundities to the night.”

— Mark Lawrence

Creationists make it sound as though a 'theory' is something you dreamt up after being drunk all night.

— Isaac Asimov

I was the biggest, most hopeless and most violent drunk in baseball.

— Sam McDowell

Why do people use being drunk as an excuse to make a ass of themselves...

— Anonymous

To appear on the stage drunk, to have them leave there and remember me making drunken mistakes, that was death.

— Sammy Davis, Jr

No, what he didn't like about heroes was that they were usually suicidally gloomy when sober and homicidally insane when drunk.

— Terry Pratchett

Love is a wine; you have to taste it, you have to drink it, you have to become drunk with it, only…

— Rajneesh

“She shook her head with a sigh. “You talk like a drunk man walks: in every direction but where he be headed.”…

— Terry Goodkind

That akward moment when your parents ask you if your high, drunk or both and your sober... And they don't belive you

— Jgawesome

A child sees everything in a sense of newness - he is always drunk. Genius is nothing but childhood re-attained at will.

— Charles Baudelaire

'My country, right or wrong' is a thing no patriot would ever think of saying except in a desperate case. It is…

— Gilbert K. Chesterton

“-Would it help if I said I was very drunk? Brachio shook his head. - We all were. -Shitty childhood? -Mummy used…

— Joe Abercrombie

Sometimes when you get hammered till the small hours you feel pretty good in the morning, but really it's just because you're…

— Jojo Moyes

“He took a breath, then proclaimed, 'Lady Shaselle of Hytanica, I am in love with you.' I burst into laughter, pulling my…

— Cayla Kluver

“Veeva should count her blessings. Three years ago it was cocaine and a year ago it was crack and lemme tell you,…

— Dan Ahearn

“How very like you, Puck.” Ash’s voice came from a great distance, and the room started to spin. “Offer them a taste…

— Julie Kagawa

“There was a lot about my life that was crappy, now that I couldn't talk. But if I hadn't gotten drunk that…

— Keary Taylor

I never quite got the hang of the getting drunk & fondling the thighs [of all the cumbersome young males] business... whether…

— Stephen Fry

“What an exquisite life you have had! You have drunk deeply of everything. You have crushed the grapes against your palate. Nothing…

— Oscar Wilde

What's the difference between bulimics and anorexics?" I ask. "Anorexics are anorexics all the time," she says, "I'm only bulimic when I'm…

— Sherman Alexie

What took you so long?” Nash asked, as he slid into the passenger seat and pulled the door closed. “I stopped to…

— Rachel Vincent

Two things that only a man cannot hide: that he is drunk and that he is in love.

— Ritu Ghatourey

Let's go and get drunk on light again - it has the power to console.

— Georges Seurat

The best research for playing a drunk is being a British Actor for twenty years

— Michael Caine

“The people inside the gym didn’t stand a dead drunk’s chance.”

— Steven Ramirez

I don't get drunk, I get a little happy on rare occasion, and I'm probably dancing if I'm that happy.

— Susan Rice

“ The rest are ruined. No fumbling drunk in my bed would top what I'd just felt.”

— Kalayna Price

“I rarely acquire any enthusiasm for the opposite sex outside of being drunk.”

— Claire-Louise Bennett

Bryan Fogarty could skate faster, shoot harder and pass crisper drunk than the rest of us could sober.

— Mats Sundin

The sky was falling down on me and I spent most of the time drunk. It was the only way I could…

— David Millar

Any damn fool can navigate the world sober. It takes a really good sailor to do it drunk.

— Francis Chichester

“What a tale he's told, what a bitter bowl of war he's drunk to the dregs.”

— Virgil

“If I asked, would you tell me?” “I don’t know.” “Do I want to know?” “No. You don’t. … Fuck, I’m drunk.”

— Jasinda Wilder

I'm a loving drunk. I get sentimental. "I love you guys." I drunk-dial a lot.

— Kenny Chesney

A real man would never get a girl drunk just to get what's on the other side of her clothes...

— Raul Vasquez

God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world.

— Ed McMahon

“Vegas. I was in Vegas with a Titan who needed to get drunk and laid.”

— Jennifer L. Armentrout