You're not DRUNK until u have to grab onto the grass to keep u from falling off the earth — Joke Guys Copy Share Image
A school without grades must have been concocted by someone who was drunk on non-alcoholic wine. — Karl Kraus Copy Share Image
Well I got a bad liver and broken heart, yeah,I drunk me a river since you tore me apart — Tom Waits Copy Share Image
You'd think when you saw my old MTV stuff that I was always drunk and high and all that stuff. I wasn't. — Pauly Shore Copy Share Image
Satellite images, maps and blueprints of the whole world, of every city. We could look it up and know what's there in… — Joey Comeau Copy Share Image
Modern morality and manners suppress all natural instincts, keep people ignorant of the facts of nature and make them fighting drunk on… — Aleister Crowley Copy Share Image
You know, people ask, "How does the chemistry happen?" It's like being in a bar when you're drunk. You see the person,… — Sandra Bullock Copy Share Image
“You have never heard me talk much. But an intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend his time with… — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
Any form of government, not just Capitalism, is whatever people who have all our money, drunk or sober, sane or insane, decide… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If the world were a bar, America would currently be the angry drunk waving around a loaded gun. Yeah, the other people… — Wil Wheaton Copy Share Image
I might get drunk one day and fall in love or fall over a hooker outside, and I would have consummated a… — Oliver Reed Copy Share Image
Dead drunk is the term I think of, insensible, neither cool nor warm, without a head or a foot. To be drunk… — Anne Sexton Copy Share Image
You may be right. I think it was round about Christmas when I got my Welsh dragon tattoo.” At that, Tessa had… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
It makes one hope and believe that a day will come when, in the eye of the law, literary property will be… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Right now one in three teenagers meets the medical criteria for addiction, which is scary. I'm so driven because when I walked… — Kristen Johnston Copy Share Image
“Multiple personalities. Don't freak out but I'm pretty sure I have them. Not a clinical thing, not a disease. But a distraction… — Will Christopher Baer Copy Share Image
“Paulson, what the hell are you doing at my party?” Michael asked, a bit drunk. “Don’t worry, asshole. I’m not staying. I… — Mary A. Wasowski Copy Share Image
But lately, when I’m drunk, I feel a hostility that I’ve never known before. It is a tension deep in my gut… — Koren Zailckas Copy Share Image
Well to me growing, up I've had my own psychological war with my parents dying at such a young age. My mother… — Adam Beach Copy Share Image
The words to country songs are very earthy like the blues. They're not as dressed up and the people are very honest… — Ray Charles Copy Share Image
I like my wine and vodka, but that doesn't mean I fall about drunk. I know my limits. — Ridley Scott Copy Share Image
I was somewhat drunk with what I had done. And I am always one to prefer being sober. — Gertrude Stein Copy Share Image
“98% of the things said by a drunk man are true; 98% of those said by a horny man aren’t.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
When I leave home, its always on my both feet, but I get back on both knees and hands, and thats on… — Aruho Marwin Machiaveli Copy Share Image
You can't kill rock and roll without a silver bullet because she's a werewolf. — Anthony Langston Copy Share Image
It's as if people used the invention of seat belts as an opportunity to take up drunk driving. — John Lanchester Copy Share Image
When I'm drunk I tell the cops the fires lit themselves I swear it, they seem to never beileve me though — Mike Campbell Copy Share Image
“I beg your pardon; I am drunk without a drink. English wine & words are vulnerable to every man.” — Santosh Kalwar Copy Share Image
I bowled for two years in college, because I was drunk and needed shoes. — Kathleen Madigan Copy Share Image
“Remember literature, Charlie? It involved getting drunk and getting laid.” — Don DeLillo Copy Share Image
I'm a hop on the bus with Biz. Yo Brother let's get drunk and I'm coming with blunt after blunt of this… — Layzie Bone Copy Share Image
There are plenty of alcoholics who can be magnificent when drunk: it does not make them any less alcoholic. — Ingrid Bengis Copy Share Image
“I may not know what love is,” he said, “but, by God, at least I’ve never gotten drunk by myself.” — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
I was so delirious that I drank a glass of water, thought it wine and got glorious drunk. — Will M Cook Copy Share Image
“Two things a man can't hide; that he is drunk and that he is in love.” — Aman Jassal Copy Share Image
