I want to party so hard that I wake up drunk on the front lawn and not remember what happened, whose with… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes when I think back, & ask myself Wow was I drunk during that relationship? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Dude u were so drunk last night... no I wasn't, dude u through my hamster and said go Pikachu! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We learn to walk when we’re babies and never forget unless we’re drunk. — Trent Zelazny Copy Share Image
Modern morality and manners suppress all natural instincts, keep people ignorant of the facts of nature and make them fighting drunk on… — Aleister Crowley Copy Share Image
A good writer is not, per se, a good book critic. No more so than a good drunk is automatically a good… — Jim Bishop Copy Share Image
Satellite images, maps and blueprints of the whole world, of every city. We could look it up and know what's there in… — Joey Comeau Copy Share Image
Im just drunk enough to let go of my pain, with hell from my pride, let it fall like rain from my… — Alexia Copy Share Image
“The proper behaviour all through the holiday season is to be drunk. The drunkenness culminates on New Years’ Eve, when you get… — P.J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
You teach your 16-year-old with your heart in your mouth to be a good driver and none of that makes any difference… — Anna Quindlen Copy Share Image
Acting like a drunk = hilarious; taking care of a drunk = horrendous. Just like making fun of ugly people = hilarious; being ugly = horrendous. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“...The drunk and the maimed both are dragged forward out of the arena like a boneless Christ, one man under each arm,… — David Foster Wallace Copy Share Image
I walk into the clubhouse today and it's like walking into the Mayo Clinic. We have four doctors, three therapists and five… — Tommy Lasorda Copy Share Image
In response to the advocacy of groups like Mothers Against Drunk Driving, most states adopted tougher laws to punish drunk driving. Numerous… — Michelle Alexander Copy Share Image
They who have drunk beer, fall on their back, but there is a peculiarity in the effects of the drink made from… — Aristotle Copy Share Image
Everybody gets too drunk sometimes; and even if everybody didn't, I have gotten too drunk sometimes. I haven't hurt anybody. In Ireland… — Andrea Corr Copy Share Image
I just read about John Le Carre, the great spy novelist. He had an absolutely miserable childhood. His mother deserted him when… — James Hillman Copy Share Image
“Where am I?" Magnus croaked. "Nazca." So Magnus was still in Peru. That indicated that he had been rather more sensible than… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
“And always, if he had a little money, a man could get drunk. The hard edges gone, and the warmth. Then there… — John Steinbeck Copy Share Image
You never see Beyonce stumbling out of a club drunk and on drugs without underwear on - nor do you see Justin… — Ricki-Lee Coulter Copy Share Image
“I thought if I loved you enough I could change you. I was so stupid.” — Steven Ramirez Copy Share Image
“I wanted to see the bullet coming, wanted to know the exact moment of my death.” — Steven Ramirez Copy Share Image
My big brother used to come home drunk and he'd clash with my dad and I just didn't want that. — Ryan Montgomery Copy Share Image
“We see God and the devil blaming each other, and cherish the unspeakable belief that both of them are drunk.” — Frank Wedekind Copy Share Image
I'm pretty sure being overly tired gives off somewhat of the same impression of being drunk. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Alison Scott: I was drunk! Ben Stone: Was your vagina drunk? — Knocked Up (The Movie Copy Share Image
Most British statesmen have either drunk too much or womanised too much. I never fell into the second category. — Baron George-Brown George Brown Copy Share Image
“...don't you know there ain't No devil, there's just god when he's drunk...” — Tom Waits Copy Share Image
“I'm sitting with my friends getting drunk again on wine, and I think about you” — Kate Nash Copy Share Image
“Miles, it's only morning and you're already drunk." "No, I'm not," I weakly protested. "I'm just thirsty.” — Rex Pickett Copy Share Image
I have never smoked and have always drunk a lot of water, but cleanse, tone and moisturise every day? No way! — Tori Amos Copy Share Image
I don't think I've actually drunk a beer for 15 years, except a few Guinnesses in Dublin, where it's the law. — Ian Botham Copy Share Image
