I don't drink and haven't since I was younger so trying to remember what it feels like and act drunk was fun. — Josephine Jobert Copy Share Image
A drunk driver is very dangerous. So is a drunk backseat driver if he's persuasive. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
When you're drunk, you always think you're not. If you even drink at all don't get behind the wheel. — Bam Margera Copy Share Image
He got drunk last night, kicked Mama down the stairs. But I'm alright, so I don't care. — Randy Newman Copy Share Image
When Iam drunk, I say I love you, but thats because its hard for me to believe you are mine — Aruho Marwin Machiaveli Copy Share Image
The claw of the magnolia, drunk on its own scents, asks nothing of life. — Sylvia Plath Copy Share Image
When all is said and done, no literature can outdo the cynicism of real life; you won't intoxicate with one glass someone… — Anton Chekhov Copy Share Image
I suppose like others I have come through fire and sword, love gone wrong, head-on crashes, drunk at sea, and I have… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
Im drunk off your love, girl I'm buzzing and I cant get enough of your loving. Sipping you down girl I love… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I am prone to envy. It is one of my three default emotions, the others being greed and rage. I have also… — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
Ride your emotions as the shallop rides the waves; don't get upset among them. There are people who enjoy getting swamped emotionally,… — Mary Hunter Austin Copy Share Image
There's something amazing about tea. It's good before a meal, after a meal, when drunk, when taking drugs, while playing football and… — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
“Men drunk with ambition and power do not ground their weapons, nor stop to recognise the fellow-humanity of those they are about… — Ellis Peters Copy Share Image
I still party all the time and hang out with everyone who drinks, but I just don't personally, and don't really have… — Slash Copy Share Image
When you take risks you learn that there will be times when you succeed and there will be times when you fail,… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
When my agent called me up and said, "Do you want to be in a movie called Sharknado?" I said, "What is… — John Heard Copy Share Image
The bow of God's wrath is bent, and His arrows made ready upon the string. Justice points the arrow at your heart… — Jonathan Edwards Copy Share Image
The earth is convulsed with a universal sob, and the roads are muddy with tears. But I do not call to mind… — Edgar Wilson Nye Copy Share Image
Every time I got drunk, this girl named Nikki would show up. When I got drunk, I was just a different person.… — Lisa Lopes Copy Share Image
“First. Don't get drunk. Don't smoke anything." "Duh. What are you, my dad? That's easy. I don't drink. We aren't even twenty-one.… — Anne Eliot Copy Share Image
Two guys are sitting on a bar stool. One starts to insult the other one. He screams, I slept with your mother!… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The night I turned twenty-two, I drank a shot for every year. I was so drunk, I'd just walk up to people… — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
I can't wait to blow the f*ckin' speakers off this house... and don't tell anyone I'm drunk. — Jersey Shore Copy Share Image
Dunk guy-I wasn't that drunk. his friend-Dude you were in my closet yelling out were the eff is NARNIA!!! — Hannah Copy Share Image
Being drunk leads smart people to do stupid things, which is what is so interesting. — Kit Williamson Copy Share Image
I used to like whiskey. But it's been a long time since I've been drunk. — Claude Williams Copy Share Image
If I get drunk enough and lay on the floor, the world really does revolve around me. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Never Forget what someone says to you when they are drunk. Because Drunk words are Sober Thoughts — Wiz Khalifa Copy Share Image
I was a pretty straight kid when I was 15 - there was no drunk or drugs. — Shaun Ryder Copy Share Image
Drunk, Jane spoke as though she were Nancy Drew. I was a fool for a girl with a dainty lexicon. — Michael Chabon Copy Share Image
My girlfriend told me to go out and get something that makes her look sexy...so I came back drunk. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Are you watching the weather channel? There's a drunk-front coming in, with a chance of hang over. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The claw / Of the magnolia, / Drunk on its own secrets, / Asks nothing of life.” — Sylvia Plath Copy Share Image
The guy's life drunk, I think, makes Candide look like a sourpuss. Does he even know that death exists? — Jandy Nelson Copy Share Image
