Drunk Quotes · Page 30

That which hath made them drunk hath made me bold; What hath quenched them hath given me fire.

— William Shakespeare

“...drunk enough on earth's liquors to relish the prospect of the knife.”

— Iain Sinclair

My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time that's not so bad; but New York City?

— Henny Youngman

I wanna get a little drunk, but I also want some pancakes.

— Dave Attell

“If television's a babysitter, the Internet is a drunk librarian who won't shut up.”

— Dorothy Gambrell

There's nothing better for hosting a show than a bunch of people daytime-whiskey drunk.

— Nick Kroll

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

— Ray Bradbury

Promise me one thing: don't take me home until I'm drunk - very drunk indeed.

— Audrey Hepburn

Any form of government, not just Capitalism, is whatever people who have all our money, drunk or sober, sane or insane, decide…

— Anonymous

Police officer to a drunk Guy:How high are u? Drunk guy:no officer that's wrong English,y0u sh0uld say….Hi! How are you?

— Melchor Lim

Dead drunk is the term I think of, insensible, neither cool nor warm, without a head or a foot. To be drunk…

— Anne Sexton

I might get drunk one day and fall in love or fall over a hooker outside, and I would have consummated a…

— Oliver Reed

I didn't care about anything. And there's a freedom in apathy, a wild, dizzying liberation on which you can almost get drunk.…

— Lionel Shriver

I mean, the more a man was in the Devil's power, the less he would be aware of it, on the principle…

— C. S. Lewis

“Tonight, I won't dream, because nobody has held me and no hands have strayed and even though I'm drunk with love, my…

— Melissa Lee-Houghton

If a man gets drunk and goes out and breaks his leg so that it must be amputated, God will forgive him…

— Dwight L. Moody

If all we ever sang about was how happy we are, we would be lying to ourselves. People try to escape their…

— Amy Lee

“I had chosen to believe that my recent promotion was due to my overall sense of responsibility, my razor-sharp attention to detail,…

— Dave Hill

I think I've had enough, I might get a little drunk I say what's on my mind, I might do a little…

— Rhianna

“I mean, that's at least in part why I ingested chemical waste - it was a kind of desire to abbreviate myself.…

— Carrie Fisher

It was very nerve-wracking for me. I had to be drunk and have a threesome. I'm not that guy. Bobby Cannavale is…

— Ray Romano

I dealt with men who had tempers, and who could get violent-Lord knows how I had to defend myself against Howard Hughes…

— Ava Gardner

“I can’t believe how drunk I used to be. And hungover. Constantly one or the other. An awful cycle of escape, despair,…

— Erika Carter

If one must drink, then let one drink thrice a month, for more is bad. If one gets drunk twice a month,…

— Genghis Khan

“We are born. We die. Somewhere in between we live. And how we live is up to us. That’s it.”

— Steven Ramirez

When most people get drunk, they see snakes. But, when snakes get drunk, they see Jake Roberts!

— Jerry Lawler

I never drank except a couple sips of wine at Thanksgiving.

— Carol Alt

Everyone gets drunk and makes out with the wrong guy sometimes.

— RuPaul

My friends are getting married. I'm getting drunk. I think we know who the real winner is.

— Anonymous

Many police officers watch for vehicles without headlights because it's a telltale of a drunk driver.

— Robert James Thomson

“Love is to beer as I am to drunk. And you say I’m not romantic. Shoot, I’m so romantic I could just…

— Jarod Kintz

I would probably buy the iPhone5 if it kept me from drunk dialing my exes.

— Anonymous

“Kiss me again,” he says, drunk and foolish. “Kiss me until I am sick of it.”

— Holly Black

You got drunk and fell down. I wish I could be like you.

— The Clash

Dude I wasn't that drunk... Dude you gave a mushroom to a midget and kept screaming, GROW MARIO GROW!!!

— Anonymous

I'll get drunk, we'll go out and have fun...I'll go back to my room and I'll sleep in like boxers.

— Jonah Hill

Drunk guy-I wasn't that drunk. His friend-Dude you were in my closet yelling outwere the f*** is NARNIA:)

— ELENA

Nationalism ... is like cheap alcohol. First it makes you drunk, then it makes you blind, then it kills you.

— Daniel Fried

I have never been drunk in my life, and I don't expect I ever will be.

— Rita Tushingham

It seemed that I performed better sober than drunk. Who knew?

— Craig Ferguson