So what we get drunk, so what we smoke weed. We're just having fun, we don't care who sees. — Wiz Khalifa Copy Share Image
“It is not the wine that makes us drunk, but the one who brings it and fills the glass.” — M.F. Moonzajer Copy Share Image
Boy lift it up, lets make a toasta Lets get drunk, its gon bring us closa Don't I look like a HalleBerry… — Missy Elliot Copy Share Image
But when the dust has drunk the blood of men, no resurrection comes for one who's dead. — Aeschylus Copy Share Image
Yes, madam, I am drunk. But in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A guy in Pennsylvania was arrested because he was drunk in his golf cart going from bar to bar. So they arrested… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
I don't have any interest in going out to clubs. I love people, and I love socializing, I just don't have any… — Taylor Swift Copy Share Image
Unfortunately, a lot of people are stupid. They take drugs. They get drunk and do all the wrong things in life. I… — Bobby Vinton Copy Share Image
The thing I'd really like to see is the old London Bridge, with all the old buildings around it like Shakespeare's Globe.… — Alan Davies Copy Share Image
If a woman earned a dollar by scrubbing, her husband had a right to take the dollar and go and get drunk… — Lucy Stone Copy Share Image
If it's your birthday. Then put your hands up. You wanna get drunk? Then put your hands up. And if you got… — R Kelly Copy Share Image
The true meaning of the precepts is not just that one should refrain from drinking alcohol, but also from getting drunk on… — Bassui Tokusho Copy Share Image
Last night you left me and slept your own deep sleep. Tonight you turn and turn. I say, 'You and I will… — Rumi Copy Share Image
I go on the road all the time, but I'm only performing for two hours a night, and then I'll do a… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
“Why didn't you write all this time? Did you not remember us in a song? A dance? In the skies littered with… — Kamand Kojouri Copy Share Image
“He feels drunk or at least carbonated. Insane. At first, he thinks this is happiness, but then he determines it’s love. Fucking… — Gabrielle Zevin Copy Share Image
Grab that bottle, twist that cap, hold it in the air and tip it back, I'm drunk ass hell, I'm off patron,… — LMFAO Copy Share Image
There would have to be bread, some rich, whole-grain bread and zwieback, and perhaps on a long, narrow dish some pale Westphalian… — Rainer Maria Rilke Copy Share Image
When you once attribute effects to the will of a personal God, you have let in a lot of little gods and… — Elbert Hubbard Copy Share Image
The old shepherd had died, or got drunk, or got rats, or got the sack, or a legacy, or got sane, or… — Henry Lawson Copy Share Image
A man is at the bar, drunk. I pick him up off the floor, and offer to take him home. On the… — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
My heart aches, and a drowsy numbness pains/ My sense, as though of hemlock I had drunk. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Drunk with the joy of singing I forget myself and call thee friend who art my lord. — Rabindranath Tagore Copy Share Image
The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk, they're sober. — William Butler Yeats Copy Share Image
“The moment I hit that pedal, I’m alive. And tonight I feel drunk with it.” — Katy Evans Copy Share Image
The Biggest Mistake Guys Do,Is To Approach A Girl Whenever They Are Drunk — Sabelo Lan Mashabela Copy Share Image
All romantics meet the same fate some day. Drunk and cynical and boring someone in some dark cafe. — Joni Mitchell Copy Share Image
I am very good at keeping secrets, except when I am drunk, when I will tell you absolutely anything. — Nicola Walker Copy Share Image
I drunk 5 dosage of bioplus thought that I'll be 5 time active then every one else. I — Simphiwe Copy Share Image
I have often regretted what I have eaten, but never what I have drunk. — Otto von Bismarck Copy Share Image
“You might solve a problem while drunk, but you probably won´t notice the answer” — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
I'm pretty drunk and bored with yelling at the stone walls that are your minds. — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
If you go to Germany and get drunk, at some point you will try to look up Hitler in the phone book. — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
We can't get kicked out of McDonald's! This is like the DMZ of drunk eating. — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
