Drunk Quotes · Page 31

My apologies if you were under the impression that I have feelings because I only have one. Drunk.

— Anonymous

Drunk thought. Instagram shows me who I truly want to hang out with.

— Christopher Mintz Plasse

As long as I could pitch a little, no one cared that I was getting drunk.

— Don Newcombe

“To go to the wine house and not to get drunk is as difficult as to dive into a pool and not…

— Mehmet Murat ildan

Politicians use statistics in the same way that a drunk uses lamp-postsfor support rather than illumination.

— Andrew Lang

I was always like, "I'm going to be the drunk judge who's like, 'Objection!' 'In chambers!' "

— Winona Ryder

“What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?” “You ask a glass of water.”

— Douglas Adams

I've kissed more bottles then girls, and honestly a hangover hurts less then a heartbreak.

— James Merrow

A man should always be drunk, Minnie, when he talks politics - it's the only way in which to make them important.

— Sean O'Casey

People always want to compare their dogs to having kids. That's insulting. First of all, nobody has a dog because they were…

— Greg Giraldo

“It doesn’t matter if she wanted it or not. No self-respecting man would offer something like that to a girl, especially one…

— Krista Ritchie

“Ambitions and dreams put you at a drinking table with unexpected companions. Cups were filled and refilled, making you drunk with the…

— Guy Gavriel Kay

I love how since my dad got laid off all he does is get drunk, sleep, get drunk, & bitch at me…

— Anonymous

If you're drunk please don't drive. If you're on shrooms please don't think Walmart's a prison for bad clothing that needs help…

— Dane Cook

Be wicked, be brave, be drunk, be reckless, be dissolute, be despotic, be a suffragette, be anything you like, but for pity's…

— Violet Trefusis

If you did not write every day, the poisons would accumulate and you would begin to die, or act crazy or both-you…

— Ray Bradbury

I think it just has to do with getting older and getting better at what it was I was doing, and that…

— David Sedaris

I thought Mike Pence, upon reflection to me, came across a little bit like your favorite aunt who refuses, in spite of…

— Mark Shields

It's said that I went into a rant, but I think it went on for about five words. I was drunk. It…

— Mel Gibson

“Perhaps the sallow drunk should have taken the hint. But he needed to feel confident in his life. It was only when…

— William T. Vollmann

If you wanted to show a mirror to people that says, 'You've been drunk on money,' they're not going to want to…

— Baz Luhrmann

The argument that women who become pregnant have in some sense consented to the pregnancy belies realityand others who are the inevitable…

— Dawn Johnsen

They've drunk everything in the house, including a pitcher of African violet plant food I'd just mixed up and was stupid enough…

— Susan Elizabeth Phillips

“Jesse?’ ‘Yes, Ava?’ ‘How old are you?’ What a ridiculous question. Even if he did relent on this obsession with keeping his…

— Jodi Ellen Malpas

Isn't there a danger with Tweeting, like drunk dialing? Isn't there a drunk Tweeting danger?

— Julianna Margulies

“Remember, #GIRLBOSS: It’s not cool to get drunk on your own success.”

— Sophia Amoruso

I'd sing for any friend's happiness. I don't have to get drunk to do so.

— Yo Yo Honey Singh

They be actin like they drunk, actin-actin like they drunk.

— Far East Movement

“Why does anyone do anything?" "I don't know, I was really drunk at the time!”

— Pink Floyd

Our hearts were drunk with a beauty Our eyes could never see.

— George William Russell

Barmaid, bring a pitcher, another round of brew. Honey, why don't we get drunk and screw?

— Jimmy Buffett

“Hey, Haymitch, if you're not too drunk, we could use a little something for our skin." Katniss, Catching Fire”

— Suzanne Collins

I do jump behind the bar when we're really busy, but by that point I've usually drunk too much to work.

— Jason Flemyng

“Hit the bottom and get back up; or hit the bottle and stay down.”

— Anthony Liccione

“That was a stupid idea I made up while drunk. Why did someone build that?”

— Warren Ellis

Any drunk who has tried to put his car where a lamppost stands is a self-educated physicist.

— Dean Koontz

Thus it amounts to the same thing whether one gets drunk alone or is a leader of nations.

— Jean-Paul Sartre

There's a thousand reasons why I shouldn't drink... but I can't think of one right now.

— Shemp Howard

The best audience is intelligent, well-educated and a little drunk.

— Alben W. Barkley

I'm not a drunk anymore, but since they cut out my tongue, I sound drunk.

— Eddie Van Halen