I have been brought up and trained to have the utmost contempt for people who get drunk. — Winston Churchill Copy Share Image
We are men on a budget. I mean, why go all the way to Amsterdam when you can just go to Harry… — Anthony Langston Copy Share Image
There's nothing inherently interesting about being a drunk -- in fact, quite the contrary. — Heather King Copy Share Image
If you can't control yourself when you're drunk then why are you drinking... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Keep your friends close and your alcohol closer. Then get drunk and insult your friends. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I don't need to get drunk to have a good time... I just need drunk friends!!!!!!!!! — Shanice Love Copy Share Image
Going to a bar or pool hall doesn’t mean you’re a drunk, just like sitting in a henhouse doesn’t make you a… — Jase Robertson Copy Share Image
“During our time together in this place Holly didn’t outright avoid me or treat me rudely. But she wasn’t—how do women like… — Steven Ramirez Copy Share Image
My primary school teacher once poured a bottle of curdled school milk forcefully down my throat. Then I threw it up all… — Paul O'Grady Copy Share Image
“True, I am drunk, and small, and damp, but mistake not my moistness for weakness, although there's an argument to be made… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
I would imagine the inside of a bottle of cleaning fluid is really clean. I would imagine a vodka bottle is really… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
they may all be drunk at my place, but they're all honest, and though we do lie-because I lie, too-in the end… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“When I'm in pain I want everyone I love on the island with me, sitting around the fire, getting drunk on coconut… — Melanie Gideon Copy Share Image
You know the stories of a woman saying to Churchill, 'Sir, you're drunk,' and he said to her, 'And you're ugly, but… — Thomas Howes Copy Share Image
It's because you aren't thinking very clearly tonight." "I know. Being Drunk is weird." "Oh my god. I love you so much.… — Jessica Sorensen Copy Share Image
During the past eleven days here in the Muslim world, I have eaten from the same plate, drunk from the same glass,… — Malcolm X Copy Share Image
“Am I making something worth while? I’m not sure. I write and I sing and I hear words from time to time… — Charlotte Eriksson Copy Share Image
“...it was not considered right for a man not to drink, although drink was a dangerous thing. On the contrary, not to… — Eoghan Odinsson Copy Share Image
A solitary ascetic is a symbol of the most cowardly egotism; a hermit who flees from his brothers instead of helping them… — H. P. Blavatsky Copy Share Image
To get the best out of life here ...Good grief. There's plenty of it about, so indulge. Give yourself some thing to… — Philip Pullman Copy Share Image
That whole week, we started to divide things into those two categories: anything or something. A piece of jewelry bougth at a… — David Levithan Copy Share Image
H. L Mencken's Dictionary of the American Language supplies a long list of slang terms for being drunk, but the Irish are… — Bill Barich Copy Share Image
“Drinking just to get drunk is like having sex just to get pregnant. ” — Robert Hess Copy Share Image
“Getting drunk with success and sick with ambition only leads to one route; destruction!” — Olawale Daniel Copy Share Image
We are gonna get drunk with Russell Crowe and were gonna head-butt some goddamn kangaroos. — Ari Gold Copy Share Image
Realized today that my life is a vicious cycle of being drunk and/or hungover. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I spent so much of my younger life drinking, and being drunk makes learning to be a grown-up kind of hard. — Jane Lynch Copy Share Image
As the witnessing deepens, you start becoming drunk with the divine. This is what is called ecstasy. — Rajneesh Copy Share Image
I once literally had a casting director ask my agent, 'Can she play anything other than a drunk?' — Carla Gallo Copy Share Image
I'd love to be a woman for one day of my life... God... I would be drunk with power. — Bill Engvall Copy Share Image
Nobody can write the life of a man but those who have eat and drunk and lived in social intercourse with him. — Samuel Johnson Copy Share Image
“He had eaten as much as a travelling actor and drunk like the sands of the desert" Maxence Gilet” — Honoré de Balzac Copy Share Image
The best research for playing a drunk is being a British actor for 20 years. — Michael Caine Copy Share Image
“What I learned in this tragedy was the eternal lesson of good people going bad.” — Steven Ramirez Copy Share Image
