I'm going to get drunk and insult as many musicians from the 80's as is humanly possible. — Noel Gallagher Copy Share Image
That young man seeks opportunities to test his principles as readily as a drunk picks fights in a bar. — Robert Harris Copy Share Image
I never went out in the morning with the intention of getting drunk. It just happened. — George Best Copy Share Image
I lay my head on the wheel and the horn begins honking, the whole neighborhood knows that I'm home drunk again. — George Jones Copy Share Image
He had the look of one who had drunk the cup of life and found a dead beetle at the bottom. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The spirit he has shown has been second to none. (on Terry Fenwick's drunk-driving charge) — Terry Venables Copy Share Image
One reason I dont drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Here's how you know that you're really drunk: when you get into a taxi cab and you think the fare is the… — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
If someone had told me six months ago this was where my life was headed Id have ordered a double of what… — Paritoshik Sharma Copy Share Image
“Glancing at the bottle of tequila in Tate’s hand, Logan questioned much more calmly than he felt, “How full was that?” Tate… — Ella Frank Copy Share Image
So goddamn easy to write this, You make it spill on the page. So drunk on yourself, self-righteous, The laughing stock of… — Lamb Of God Copy Share Image
It is funny the two things most men are proudest of is the thing that any man can do and doing does… — Gertrude Stein Copy Share Image
Hen wife pulls her husband, whos fully drunk, to bed & tries removing his shirt & husband replies- LADY¦ LEAVE ME ALONE,… — AB Copy Share Image
“You have never heard me talk much. But an intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend his time with… — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
You know, people ask, "How does the chemistry happen?" It's like being in a bar when you're drunk. You see the person,… — Sandra Bullock Copy Share Image
If the world were a bar, America would currently be the angry drunk waving around a loaded gun. Yeah, the other people… — Wil Wheaton Copy Share Image
What we have are good gray ballplayers, playing a good gray game and reading the good gray Wall Street Journal. They have… — Bill Veeck Copy Share Image
So what do people see when they read that well-behaved women rarely make history? Do they imagine good-time girls in stiletto heels… — Laurel Thatcher Ulrich Copy Share Image
For tonight I'm famous, for tonight I'm king And I will be remembered, for centuries of sand This man was a hero,… — Mars Mavis Paul John Copy Share Image
Context is everything. Dress me up and see. I'm a carnival barker, an auctioneer, a downtown performance artist, a speaker in tongues,… — Jonathan Lethem Copy Share Image
I love a massage and a bath. I don't drink - I'll have a sip, but I've never been drunk - and… — Jennifer Lopez Copy Share Image
“He shook his head and thought about it for a second. “Maybe I'm not straight? Can I still be straight when I'm… — Elaine White Copy Share Image
The great event on Calvary . . . is an eternal reminder to a power drunk generation that love is the most… — Martin Luther Copy Share Image
Be a half-assed crusader, a part-time fanatic. Don't worry to much about the fate of the world. Saving the world is only… — Edward Abbey Copy Share Image
“What are you going to do with the money Anne? Let's all go up town and get drunk!” — Lucy Maud Montgomery Copy Share Image
“There’s no better way for a woman to punish a man than to make him sleep away from her.” — Steven Ramirez Copy Share Image
“Oh my God. I'm not Keith Richards. I'm Otis from Mayberry! A fucking drunk!” — Dave Mustaine Copy Share Image
When your companions get drunk and fight, take up your hat and wish them good night — Proverb Copy Share Image
Hey I have waited so long, to gather up my courage she has got me love drunk fumbling my words. — JLS Copy Share Image
I am as drunk as a lord, but then, I am one, so what does it matter ? — Bertrand Russell Copy Share Image
I've been drunk only once in my life. But that lasted for twenty-three years. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
“Dean Walker, my brother. The man that's well on his way to earning the proud title of town drunk.” — Melyssa Winchester Copy Share Image
“Let's go have lotsa drunk sex before it hits." "'Kay. Drunk sex for everybody!” — Nora Roberts Copy Share Image
Be drunk with Love, for Love is all that exists. Where is intimacy found if not in the give and take of… — Rumi Copy Share Image
If you think 'loading the dishwasher' means 'getting your wife drunk', you might be a redneck — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
Drunk Twitter because embarrassing myself in one zip code was never enough. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Talking to a drunk person was like talking to an extremely happy, severely brain-damaged three-year-old. — John Green Copy Share Image
I wanna get drunk 'til I'm off my mind. One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer. — John Lee Hooker Copy Share Image
It takes a while to tell stories, I think it's because I was drunk for three years. — Gerard Way Copy Share Image
