Drunk Quotes · Page 28

Yo, everybody drunk and happy raise your bottles and glasses

— Vybz Kartel

A drinker eats when he's loaded. A real drunk eats when he's not.

— Paritoshik Sharma

A man is never drunk if he can lay on the floor without holding on.

— Joe E. Lewis

I was never afraid of anything because I never hurt anyone. I was always an old drunk.

— Chavela Vargas

I hope to go into a poem sober and come out a little drunk. And if I do then that's a real…

— Dannie Abse

We Persians have a saying that one should deliberate serious matters first drunk, then sober.

— Mary Renault

Awkward moment when you had way too many drinks last night.

— Anonymous

“...slow and drunk is no match for fast and scared shitless.”

— Ransom Riggs

It is Christlike work to soothe and sympathize, and only those who have drunk the cup of sorrow are fully equipped to…

— W. Sangster

You know you're drunk when you hear Look! That guy's so drunk he can't even walk! coming from a dude in a…

— Nikhil Saluja

“When we drink…we get drunk. When we get drunk…we fall asleep. When we fall asleep…we commit no sin. When we commit no…

— Gagneet

If I didn't know better, I'd think you were trying to get me drunk," I said to Ranger. "Not drunk," Ranger said.…

— Janet Evanovich

So here I am. Twenty-eight years old, with thirty looming on the horizon. Drunk. Fat. Alone. Unloved. And, worst of all, a…

— Jennifer Weiner

Coffee, though a useful medicine, if drunk constantly will at length induce a decay of health , and hectic fever.

— Jesse Torrey

I may be known as the girl who was sunbathing topless with a Prince but Jordan is known as that thick girl…

— Jenny Frost

Be careful with drinking this Christmas. I got so drunk last night I found myself dancing in a cheesy bar... Or, as…

— Sean Hughes

“It was so dark outside, I forgot where I was. I had no sense of geography or time or space, not even…

— Ree Drummond

And here I thought we would just be talking, little did I know we'd be taking chances in the closet. You get…

— SayWeCanFly

“So I am not a broken heart. I am not the weight I lost or miles or ran and I am not…

— Charlotte Eriksson

Now some people when they sit down to write and nothing special comes, no good ideas, are so frightened that they drink…

— Brenda Ueland

Smoking pot makes people talk for long periods of time, for instance, so people who advocate pot won't shut the hell up…

— Doug Benson

“I’m drunk,” she mutters. “I can already feel the hangover.” “Thraxa’s good at making it feel like a moral obligation to keep…

— Pierce Brown

POSSIBLE OPENERS AFTER YOU'VE GOTTEN DRUNK AND SLEPT IN YOUR GUY ROOMMATE'S BED (A LIST):1. Hey, Drew, thanks for letting me sleep…

— Lauren Barnholdt

“When I was little I would think of ways to kill my daddy. I would figure out this or that way and…

— Kaye Gibbons

Uriah proved to be a better man drunk than David was sober.

— Johnny Hunt

“For an instant I saw before me the young girl this used to be.”

— Steven Ramirez

I try not to drink too much because when I'm drunk, I bite.

— Bette Midler

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk, that'll teach you to keep your mouth shut.

— Jackana

“God might have been either drunk or naughty when he was creating women.”

— M.F. Moonzajer

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.

— Winston Churchill

For some reason, cats are usually addressed familiarly, though no cat has ever drunk bruderschaft with anyone.

— Mikhail Bulgakov

If desire did not dim the brain, nobody would ever get married, drunk, or fat. ~Val

— Orson Scott Card

“I have never loved like I love you. You've got to know this. My silly drunk girl.”

— Jessica Topper

Listening to drunk people while being sober is entertaining.

— Anonymous

I think Shakespeare got drunk after he finished King Lear. That he had a ball writing it.

— Louis Auchincloss

“When you get drunk you don't tear anything apart except yourself.”

— F. Scott Fitzgerald

I'm just funnier when I'm drunk. Not falling-down drunk, just drunk enough to lose the self-doubt.

— Doug Stanhope

I've had very little sex. I like my Scotch, but I've never been drunk.

— Khushwant Singh

Nobody, at least sitting in my seat , is defending drunk driving. I am not for drunk driving.

— Tucker Carlson

That incident ruined my reputation for 10 years. Get one Beatle drunk and look what happens!

— Harry Nilsson