Its useless to hold a person to anything he says while hes in love, drunk, or running for office. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Important people are much more interesting when they are drunk and seem much more like human beings. — Marilyn Monroe Copy Share Image
The best audience is one that is intelligent, well-educated, and a little drunk. — Alben W. Barkley Copy Share Image
Because of the high altitude, you get drunk really fast. So everyone's drunk all the time. — Clea DuVall Copy Share Image
“Drink up,” he says, “being a little drunk makes everything a little bit better.” — Hosho McCreesh Copy Share Image
“Well, I've kept you waiting long enough," he said, peering at me from that distance which drinking adds between people and which,… — Ray Bradbury Copy Share Image
You have to take pains in a memoir not to hang on the reader's arm, like a drunk, and say, 'And then… — Annie Dillard Copy Share Image
It is now conceded that all idea of British intervention is at an end... I want to hug the army of the… — Henry Adams Copy Share Image
I've never drunk coffee. I'm convinced it has something to do with why my skin is good. I have either mint, green… — Saffron Aldridge Copy Share Image
“We’re drunk,” she informs me, “and drunk people have crazy,sporadic thoughts.” “Very true,” I agree. “Sometimes when I’m drunk, I think that… — Tarryn Fisher Copy Share Image
I'm touring and I'm bored and it's an off day or I'm travelling and boom, there ya go, it's fun again cause… — Kirk Windstein Copy Share Image
“You were drunk. I wanted to hear the words when you were of sound mind. Women get drunk all the time and… — Jodi Ellen Malpas Copy Share Image
Two whales walked into a bar. One said, Weeeeeeeee-ooooooooo-uuuuuuuuuu-hhhh. The other whale said, Shut up, Steve. You're drunk! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I used to live with two other guys. We used to cook two things. The first one was called 'cheese... thing' and… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
Don't you hate people who drink white wine? I mean, my dear, every alcoholic in town is getting falling-down drunk on white… — Bette Davis Copy Share Image
In truth, one of our company, the solemn warrior Ecthgow, was so demented from liquor that he was drunk while still upon… — Michael Crichton Copy Share Image
But without Adolf Hitler, who was possessed of a demonic personality, a granite will, uncanny instincts, a cold ruthlessness, a remarkable intellect,… — William L. Shirer Copy Share Image
I think a lot why our lives shows are good is because of the crowd, and because of the energy that they… — Jeff Rosenstock Copy Share Image
“Good morning,” she said. “Are you drunk?” She noticed what a split second it took for him to flare into aggression. “Do… — Hilary Mantel Copy Share Image
“I don't remember things. I black out and I can't remember where I've been or what I've done. Sometimes I wonder if… — Paula Hawkins Copy Share Image
Never get drunk at a best friend's house on pay day. You might not remember how much money you actually had before… — Keshia M Williams Copy Share Image
I never claimed that I knew how to dance, but I'll get drunk, get high, and pull down my pants — Hollywood Undead Copy Share Image
The difference between a drunk and a alcoholic is that a drunk doesn't have to attend all those meetings. — W. Arthur Lewis Copy Share Image
“Katenia, are you drunk?" "No, it's my breasts. I've yet to adjust to my new size.” — Eden Ashe Copy Share Image
“There’s nothing worse than delivering bad news to women. I hoped I wouldn’t get good at it.” — Steven Ramirez Copy Share Image
One may be drunk with love without being any nearer to finding his mate. — Henry David Thoreau Copy Share Image
You don't quite know how drunk you are until all of a sudden you're on the floor — Gina Gershon Copy Share Image
Some things are better left unsaid, but I'll probably get drunk and say them anyways. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have written much less than most people who write; I have drunk much more than most people who drink. — Guy Debord Copy Share Image
“I'd have to get up pretty early in the morning to get drunk by 1 o' clock.” — Lucille Bluth Copy Share Image
Like a bird on a wire, like a drunk in a midnight choir, I have tried in my way to be free!! — Leonard Cohen Copy Share Image
Real talk my swagg ill , like a drunk driver, Blind niggas like A car with bright light's behind them. — KRill Copy Share Image
