Drunk Quotes · Page 26

Human nature is like a drunk peasant. Lift him into the saddle on one side, over he topples on the other side.

— Martin Luther

Ever Looked Back At Your Ex¥ And Asked Yourself- - Was I Drunk In The Entire Relationship ?_ ;) :-p

— Karal

I don't always tweet when I'm drunk, but when I do, it's when I'm visiting my family.

— Nikhil Saluja

An alcoholic is someone you dont like who drinks as much as you do.

— Anonymous

“I have been drunk just twice in my life, and the second time was that afternoon…”

— F. Scott Fitzgerald

I became a Christian before I got sober. So I was a drunk, bulimic Christian.

— Anne Lamott

The Orioles' Dick Hall comes off the mound like a drunk kangaroo on roller skates.

— Joe Garagiola

No, officer I'm not drunk! The reason I'm walking like this is because I'm avoiding snipers.

— Green Monk

“Drunk on sports all over again, just like a seven-year old in New Jersey whose mom has just bought him two packs…

— Tim Cowlishaw

Through everything I've gone through- and I've been everywhere, at the top of the world, in jail, hung over drunk - I…

— Dan O'Brien

Alcoholism, tobacco, drunk driving, these things will always be with us. There's always going to be a certain percentage of any population…

— Don Winslow

North Carolina right now is going apeshit in a way no state ever has. Take every crazy, angry idea your drunk, right-wing…

— Bill Maher

When kids hit one year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump…

— Johnny Depp

I'm not going to get drunk at a bar. There are younger girls who look up to me. So I do my…

— Ashley Greene

These new metal bands are going out, getting drunk and going to strip clubs, and they'll be doing the same in thirty…

— Moby

I've always watched actors on the red carpet getting drunk and making idiots of themselves and now I'm happy to join their…

— Ethan Hawke

Maybe I’m drunk right now, even though I don’t remember drinking anything. When I’m drunk, I say things without thinking. Drinking numbs…

— Carlton Mellick III

Henry shook his head, 'I was drunk,' he said, trying to sound both ashamed and firm in this belief. He remembered the…

— Anna Godbersen

Wherever your heart rests There I will live and be blessed I've tried to line up the things I Needed to say…

— Walter Dean Myers

I have actually programmed a fair bit in Perl, like I have C++ code published with my name on it. Other things…

— Erik Naggum

One journalist said that everybody in Russia is miserable. Russia is a terrible place. And I'm going to end up miserable and…

— Edward Snowden

I've been known to turn up drunk at triathlons and do very well. I'm more of a heat-of-the-moment type of guy. A…

— Ryan Kwanten

Sometimes I just think depression's one way of coping with the world. Like, some people get drunk, some people do drugs, some…

— Ned Vizzini

“there wasn't a stove and we put cans of beans in hot water in the sink to heat them up and we…

— Charles Bukowski

You have played enough; you have eaten and drunk enough. Now it is time for you to depart.

— Horace

Ed Balls is like a drunk trying to drink his way out of alcoholism.

— Liam Fox

Glitter nails and curly hair. It's time to get drunk. Curly hair, she don't care.

— Anonymous

“Her eyes were the color of whiskey and grace. Moments with her always felt like getting drunk on Sundays.”

— B. Devine

And we used to do a lot of drugs and get very drunk on very cheap wine.

— Santiago Durango

It amused me to think that one can tell the truth when one is drunk and nobody will believe it.

— Francoise Sagan

Sage advice? If you're drunk, stay away from the phone. You can't get the answering machine message back.

— Janeane Garofalo

“I went on a road trip with my cat, Cap’n. I would have let him drive, but he was drunk.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Remember. Observe, assess and act. No hesitation. No remorse.”

— Steven Ramirez

“I’m so happy Sazed included me in his little book so that drunk people can curse by my name.”

— Brandon Sanderson

“Art moves them and they don't know what they've been moved by and they get quite drunk on it.”

— J.R.R. Tolkien

I'd go and get really drunk somewhere ... in the street. Pass out somewhere and sleep in the gutter.

— Robert Pattinson

Written kisses don't reach their destination, rather they are drunk on the way by the ghosts.

— Franz Kafka

Touring with Iggy Pop was something to do. It was good fun. I got drunk a lot.

— David Bowie

“I’m sorry, what did you say? I’m not fluent in stupid drunk slut”

— Christine Zolendz

Trusting the government with money creation is like trusting a drunk with a whiskey factory.

— Doug Casey