Drunk Quotes · Page 26

“Nothing makes you promise more than the steady supply of alcohol.”

— Anthony T. Hincks

Move somewhere with decent public transit so you don't drive drunk and hit somebody.

— Greg Gutfeld

A drunk doesn't try to stand up; a drunk tries not to fall down.

— Matthew McConaughey

Got drunk. Passed out on the patio for 3 hours. That's about as close to camping as it gets for me. Thug Life.

— Anonymous

Be wild and crazy and drunk with Love, if you are too careful, LOVE will not find you.

— Rumi

Maybe we should all get DRUNK and tell each other things we're to afraid to say SOBER

— Anonymous

Cause when the sun sets baby. On the avenue. I get that drunk sex feeling. Yeah, when I'm with you.

— Rita Ora

I'm sick of you being sick of me being sick of you being sick of me being drunk.

— Anonymous

In talking to girls I could never remember the right sequence of things to say. I'd meet a girl and say, Hi,…

— Steve Martin

Let every emotion be capable becoming an intoxication to you. If what you eat fails to make you drunk, it is because…

— Andre Gide

Look, this is an odd question, but you're kind of cute and you're pretty nice to me. Are you drunk? It's OK…

— Drew Carey

“The Well or the Cup How can you tell at the start what you can give away and what you must hold…

— Kay Ryan

It's around midnight. After I left Dad, my choice was to either become very drunk or write this. I chose to write…

— Douglas Coupland

I've spent the better part of the work day being drunk/hungover and I'm pretty sure I'm not fooling anyone with last night's…

— Anonymous

The one thing I never want to do is act drunk or act high. You don’t do it from a mental kind…

— Eva Mendes

Fresh is better. But you've never drunk fresh blood. Have you?" Simon raised his eyebrow in response. "Well, aside from mine of…

— Cassandra Clare

The audience loves us! They buy out all our shows and really enjoy themselves but the press keeps right on bombin' us.…

— Dusty Hill

It is difficult to feel sympathy for these people. It is difficult to regard some bawdy drunk and see them as sick…

— Russell Brand

I had drunk our great cultural Kool-Aid about regret, which is that lamenting things that occurred in the past is an absolute…

— Kathryn Schulz

“I'm fine right here." All patience, he bent down until his face was close to hers. "What you are is hoping to…

— j.d. robb

I listened to a clip someone had put up of me singing 'I Am What I Am' in the musical 'La Cage…

— Roger Allam

“Our joining, frenzied and quick, casts everything out of focus. The sense of triumph is exhilarating. So is the giddiness. Drunk with…

— Christina Boyd

Could man be drunk for ever With liquor, love, or fights, Lief should I rouse at morning And lief lie down of…

— Anonymous

I remember having my father stand over me when I had driven over my own foot; one leg was out of the…

— Randy Bachman

I'm never drunk on the road, and since I've got to take care of my voice, smoke is definitely not allowed.

— Chaz Bundick

Even drunk, I knew any escape plan that involved going to Detroit, Michigan, was a harbinger of doom.

— Mat Johnson

“It wasn't an effect of alcohol. It was more like we got drunk on the night.”

— Leila Sales

I need a girl who opens her arms for me after she is drunk rather than opening her legs

— Shubham Joshi

My name is marwin... I have a first name but I cant pronounce it too ...go home marwin you are drunk

— Aruho Marwin Machiaveli

“I could get drunk just smelling you,' he whispered in her ear. 'You always smell like home.”

— Liza Klaussman

“Did you ever think it won’t be the undead who kill us, but ordinary people?”

— Steven Ramirez

As a rapper, I don't freestyle. I used to freestyle when I used to get drunk, and it didn't matter.

— Andre Benjamin

I look like a down-and-out drunk who has been picked out of the gutter in the Strand.

— Winston Churchill

I like dumb people cause they make me look smart even when I'm drunk.

— Anonymous

I'm tearing down Route 80 East, the sun's on my right side. I'm drunk, but my vision's good.

— Lou Reed

I drink to make everything interesting… so when I say I love you consider me drunk!!

— Anonymous

Michael Cole, what did you get for Christmas? Except drunk.

— Jerry Lawler

I've been drunk for about a week now, and I thought it might sober me up to sit in a library.

— F. Scott Fitzgerald

Hit the club, and I'm mad cause they wont let us in. Now I'm about to go bad like drunk mexicans.

— Mistah F.A.B

Being drunk is a good disguise. I drink so I can talk to assholes. This includes me.

— Jim Morrison