I lay my head on the wheel and the horn begins honking, the whole neighborhood knows that I'm home drunk again. — George Jones Copy Share Image
“I didn't want to be DRUNK. IN. PUBLIC. I wanted to be drunk in a BAR. I was THROWN. into. public.” — Ron White Copy Share Image
Do not get drunk with wine, which will only ruin you; instead, be filled with the Spirit. — Paul In The Bible Copy Share Image
If you're not drunk and half naked by this point, you're not paying attention. — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
At four o'clock in the morning, when everyone is drunk enough, then extraordinary things can happen. — James A. Baldwin Copy Share Image
To get a traveling salesman drunk is the height of impossibility. — Honore de Balzac Copy Share Image
I wonder what the High Septon would have to say about the sanctity of oaths sworn while dead drunk, chained to a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I mean, look, no matter how you feel about Bush, watching him speak is difficult. It's like- it's like watching a drunk… — Tucker Carlson Copy Share Image
The whole world is drunk and we're just the cocktail of the moment. Someday soon, the world will wake up, down two… — Dean Martin Copy Share Image
It's not name dropping, but not many people can say, like me, that they spent the day with the likes of Francis… — Jeffrey Bernard Copy Share Image
I didn't show up at the ceremony to collect any of my first three Oscars. Once I went fishing, another time there… — John Ford Copy Share Image
“She gave herself a hard twist and fell into a sitting position, staring at me with those maggot-filled doll’s eyes.” — Steven Ramirez Copy Share Image
“All I wanted for Christmas was a New Years Eve party that I would never forget. Too bad I got too drunk… — Carroll Bryant Copy Share Image
“I give you my drunk permission to ignore whatever the sober me tells you. You should like the drunk me better, anyway,… — R.K. Lilley Copy Share Image
You're drunk, and I'm drunk, and I'm just exactly drunk enough to tell you anything you want to know. That's the kind… — Dashiell Hammett Copy Share Image
Being a seasoned Londoner, Martin gave the body the "London once-over" - a quick glance to determine whether this was a drunk,… — Ben Aaronovitch Copy Share Image
“Drunkenness - that fierce rage for the slow, sure poison, that oversteps every other consideration; that casts aside wife, children, friends, happiness,… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
Everywhere I Go, Bitches always know That Charlie Scene has got a weenie that he loves to show(bitch) Everywhere I Go, Bitches… — Hollywood Undead Copy Share Image
Only sad sacks and conformists need things like no kiss on New Year's Eve to remind them to feel lonely. They're as… — Julie Klausner Copy Share Image
I mean we [The Beatles] had to go through humiliation upon humiliation with the middle classes and showbiz and Lord Mayors and… — John Lennon Copy Share Image
I am the dust in the sunlight, I am the ball of the sun . . . I am the mist of… — Rumi Copy Share Image
The dramatically different manner in which we, as a nation, responded to the crisis presented by drunk driving and the crisis caused… — Michelle Alexander Copy Share Image
“Any connoisseur knows you've got to be drunk to really enjoy a good romance.” — Osamu Dazai Copy Share Image
“Just because life gave her sour grapes didn't mean she had to stomp them into wine and get drunk.” — Melissa Wright Copy Share Image
The man who gets drunk in peacetime is a coward. The man who gets drunk in wartime goes on being a coward. — Jose Bergamin Copy Share Image
Being drunk is not an excuse for anything peeps. Take responsibility for your actions. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Night clubs scare me. They're dark and they stink and they're dangerous and everybody's drunk. — David Letterman Copy Share Image
God damn, I'm rich as fuck. Drunk as hell. Throwing money, pick it up. Life is good, live it up. — Wiz Khalifa Copy Share Image
Let's drink! When we get drunk, all is done,but when it's over,it will be the same… — Gracesel Collado Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when people think your drunk when in fact you're just a blast naturally — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It is better to be drunk with loss and to beat the ground, than to let the deeper things gradually escape. — Ivy Compton-Burnett Copy Share Image
“(Henry requests Sin marry Caledonia) I would sooner geld myself. Drunk. With a dull knife. (Sin)” — Kinley MacGregor Copy Share Image
He is a drunkard who takes more than three glasses though he be not drunk. — Epictetus Copy Share Image
One drink, two drinks, three, & now four! Show that drunk the way to the door! — Know Moore Copy Share Image
You talk like a drunk man walks: in every direction but where he be headed. — Terry Goodkind Copy Share Image
“I don't drink to make others look better, I just drink to make myself feel prettier.” — Brooke Bida Copy Share Image
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