Drunk Quotes · Page 25

There seems to be a peculiar and particular tie between men who have been drunk together.

— Alice Thomas Ellis

“Neely O'Hara: [drunk in a bar] Who's stoned? I am merely traveling incognito.”

— Jacqueline Susann

I didn't start MADD to deal with alcohol. I started MADD to deal with the issue of drunk driving.

— Candy Lightner

“What is said when drunk has been thought out beforehand.”

— Anonymous

Life is short so live it havin fun and not waste it bein drunk

— Author Name

Do It Under the Influence Yourself! That's what we're shooting for! Get drunk and make your dreams come true.

— Aziz Ansari

I feel sorry for people who do not have a Bible to lean on.

— Adrian Rogers

“I’m very drunk and I intend on getting still drunker before this evening’s over.”

— Margaretta Mitchell

You okay?" Anton asks, looking at me like he's trying to figure out if I'm drunk. His plans depend on me. I…

— Holly Black

"Mr. Churchill you're drunk!" Mr. Churchill: "And you, Lady Astor, are ugly. As for my condition, it will pass by the morning.…

— Winston Churchill

People kept reminding me. They were like, What was I doing on my 21st birthday? I was in Vegas getting drunk. You're…

— Isa Briones

“[Ella] “Again, I ask, whose side are you on?” [Lola] “The side that has the least Dorito-flavored vomit on the floor after…

— Dakota Cassidy

“She’s the kind of person who makes you feel drunk just by being around her, like suddenly the world’s edges are dulled…

— Lauren Oliver

And after you're real drunk, maybe go down to the public park and stagger around and ask people for money, and then…

— Jack Handy

So as not to feel the horrible burden of time that breaks your back and bends you to the earth, be endlessly…

— Charles Baudelaire

Fun drunks make a nice addition to any party. Not looking to fight. Not looking to score. Just looking to get drunk…

— Jay Asher

“You know, it's hard work to write a book. I can't tell you how many times I really get going on an…

— Ellen DeGeneres

Oh you, unceasing sun, to me Your particles communicate The luminous essence of God, Are you our God? I do not know.…

— Anonymous

London, black as crows and noisy as ducks, prudish with all the vices in evidence, everlastingly drunk, in spite of ridiculous laws…

— Paul Verlaine

If any man has drunk a little too deeply from the cup of physical pleasure; if he has spent too much time…

— Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin

It is not merely our own desire but the desire of Christ in His Spirit that drives us to grow in love.…

— Thomas Merton

Consider the death of Princess Diana. This accident involved an English citizen, with an Egyptian boyfriend, crashed in a French tunnel, driving…

— Mark Riebling

I know all about violence and physical abuse because my first husband used to beat me severely when he got drunk. Once,…

— Clare Boothe Luce

Anthony raised his red plastic cup to me and shouted something, but it was too hard to hear over the music. “What?”…

— Becca Fitzpatrick

When I leave home, its always on my both feet, but I get back on both knees and hands, and thats on…

— Aruho Marwin Machiaveli

“98% of the things said by a drunk man are true; 98% of those said by a horny man aren’t.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

I like my wine and vodka, but that doesn't mean I fall about drunk. I know my limits.

— Ridley Scott

I was somewhat drunk with what I had done. And I am always one to prefer being sober.

— Gertrude Stein

Yo! Party at Cindy's house! Drunk white women for everybody! -Shorty

— Scary Movie

You'd think when you saw my old MTV stuff that I was always drunk and high and all that stuff. I wasn't.

— Pauly Shore

“Nothing spells trouble like two drunk cowboys with a rocket launcher.”

— C.J. Box

Do not pay attention to the haters; they're drunk on Haterade.

— Anonymous

You're not DRUNK until u have to grab onto the grass to keep u from falling off the earth

— Joke Guys

Well I got a bad liver and broken heart, yeah,I drunk me a river since you tore me apart

— Tom Waits

A school without grades must have been concocted by someone who was drunk on non-alcoholic wine.

— Karl Kraus

Debut: the first time a young girl is seen drunk in public.

— F. Scott Fitzgerald

If getting drunk was how people forgot they were mortal, then hangovers were how they remembered.

— Matt Haig

“If you love someone, set them free. If they don’t come back, text them when you’re drunk.”

— Brooke Bida

There are only two types of people that tell the truth, the drunk and the angry!..

— Anonymous

Getting stopped for drunk driving in those days might mean that your entire career was over then. Not today.

— Mark Goddard