Drunk Quotes · Page 27

Let's get drunk and tell each other things were too afraid to say when we're sober.

— Patience

We were love drunk and we sunk. We need to get sober before we fall over.

— Unkown

It's useless to hold a person to anything he says while he's in love, drunk, or running for office.

— Shirley MacLaine

“you never know u r drunk until u wake up with a dickhead in the morning.”

— Vish Patil

Creationists use facts the same way a drunk uses a lightpost: for support instead of illumination

— Robert Green Ingersoll

“He was addled with April. He was dizzy with Spring. He was as drunk as Lem Forrester on a Saturday night.”

— Marjorie Kinnan Rawlings

The ' pleasure' of being drunk is obviously the pleasure of escaping from the responsibility of Consciousness.

— Ayn Rand

If you can really laugh at yourself loud and hard every time you fall, people will think you're drunk.

— Conan O'Brien

Usually the kids are portrayed as very one-dimensional. Like these mindless animals that just have three things on their minds: getting laid,…

— Molly Ringwald

He's just not that into you if he only wants to see you when he's drunk. If he likes you, he'll want…

— Greg Behrendt

I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you. I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over…

— Paperboi

There is nothing contemptible about an intoxicated man - if it is nothing more than a bookful of words or a roomful…

— Wyndham Lewis

It seems that whatever we do is somehow beyond reproach - murder, rape, drunk driving - as long as we go on…

— Eric Stoltz

Anybody can be a non-drunk. It takes a special talent to be a drunk. It takes endurance. Endurance is more important than…

— Charles Bukowski

The man that gets drunk is little else than a fool, And is in the habit, no doubt, of advocating for Home…

— William Topaz McGonagall

No, my friend, I am not drunk. I have just been to the dentist, and need not return for another six months!…

— Agatha Christie

Well, the American public always wanted to vote for a guy — and Bush was the perfect guy — who they'd want…

— Bill Maher

People are used to being stimulated. People are drunk on entertainment and when you're going out and seeing movies where 200 people…

— Alex Jones

I work with this wonderful five-piece band, The Tony Guerrero Quintet, along with Kate Flannery, who was Meredith the Drunk in The…

— Jane Lynch

Husband comes home drunk and breaks some crockery, vomits and falls down on the floor... Wife pulls him up and cleans everything.…

— Ritu Ghatourey

“An empty bottle of Jack is almost just as beautiful as a new and unopened bottle...in the same sense as looking down…

— Dave Matthes

I have received some racist abuse, but you will never see me fighting back or being aggressive on Twitter. When I do…

— Nadine Shah

The night before we began shooting 'Hooper,' I threw a $7,000 bash for the whole crew. I told them, 'Get as drunk…

— Hal Needham

“Grey wasn’t quite drunk, but he was far from sober when Rose entered his study later that evening. His heart stuttered at…

— Kathryn Smith

“She played me with a bad hand, and I fell for it every time.”

— Steven Ramirez

I'm not really the party person. I don't 'become myself' once I'm drunk. I don't use alcohol to be happy.

— Jessie J

I'm apt to get drunk on words...Ontology: the word about the essence of things; the word about being.

— Madeleine L'Engle

If a white man falls off a chair drunk, it's just a drunk. If a Negro does, it's the whole damn Negro…

— Bill Cosby

You can vibe out when people are getting tired or they're too drunk to keep going along with.

— Jay Mohr

If you were drunk and Don't remember what you did yesterday, then how the fuck did you remember how to breath?

— Osvaldo M

Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine.

— Dave Moulton

Watching Phil Mickelson play golf is like watching a drunk chasing a balloon near the edge of a cliff.

— David Feherty

I could never love a girl who tend to drinks as much as me... A drunk girlfriend, equals a bad relationship.

— Gian Lewis

“So tonight I'm, pursuing more commercial joys around the bedpost. And I plan to get drunk as a skunk.”

— Valerie Sherwood

“Straining? Straineded? Stained? Shit, maybe I am too drunk ... “Jojo,”

— Stylo Fantome

“He lives alone, no wife or children, most of his waking hours drunk. I don’t want to end up like that.”

— Suzanne Collins

As much as I would enjoy being drunk, I think I'd better pass after last night's episode and today's follow-up.

— Anonymous

I dont like letting my freinds drive drunk, but I was smokin' a joint I really couldn't say shit to the guy.

— Dave Chappelle

I filmed myself drunk, just to see what I'm like. I watched so many funny videos of people drunk on YouTube.

— Aaron Paul

What, when drunk, one sees in other women, one sees in Garbo sober.

— Kenneth Tynan