There are certain instances where I'll be out and I'll be drunk, and I'll come to work and I'll be shattered. — Amy Winehouse Copy Share Image
Now I'm drunk as fuck about to pass out, destination you're mother's couch. — Hollywood Undead Copy Share Image
“After a long moment, Laurent said, “I’m going to need some help standing up.” — C.S. Pacat Copy Share Image
When we started I wasn't the singer. I was the drunk rhythm guitarist who wrote all these weird songs. — Robert Smith Copy Share Image
Drunk people run stop signs,high people just wait for it to turn green — Author Name Copy Share Image
Dear future generations: Please accept our apologies. We were rolling drunk on petroleum. — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
I've been at Amazon for almost 20 years at this point, so I've obviously drunk the Kool-Aid. — Andy Jassy Copy Share Image
The last thing I stole was a box of Coca Cola from a parked truck in Adelaide. I was nice and drunk.… — Ronald Biggs Copy Share Image
There would never be a way for me to live comfortably with people. Maybe I'd become a monk. I'd pretend to believe… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
Get drunk, Austin, have a love affair. It would be a tragedy to die and discover that you hadn't completely used up… — Jane Urquhart Copy Share Image
“He took you by force–yes, he was drunk at the time. It’s not the first time that’s happened to a woman and… — W. Somerset Maugham Copy Share Image
So what we get drunk,so what we smoke weed, we're just having fun and we don't care who sees. So what we… — Wiz Khalifa Copy Share Image
Clubs are so lame. Nobody even dances at these clubs. They stand around and get drunk and they schmooze. There is no… — Shia LaBeouf Copy Share Image
I am not so foolish as to murmur, if now, since I have drunk up my wine and beer, I have to… — Sigrid Undset Copy Share Image
Only the few times I've been to so-called treatment centers, which were a complete waste of money and useless. I didn't know… — William Eggleston Copy Share Image
and now sometimes I'm interviewed, they want to hear about life and literature and I get drunk and hold up my cross-eyed,… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
There are some people who read too much: the bibliobibuli. I know some who are constantly drunk on books, as other men… — H. L. Mencken Copy Share Image
How much more of the mosque, of prayer and fasting? Better go drunk and begging round the taverns. Khayyam, drink wine, for… — Omar Khayyam Copy Share Image
“Fabienne took a deep breath. ‘Listen. I have drunk two glasses of wine, I have not had sex for six weeks, and… — Graeme Simsion Copy Share Image
Real data is messy. ...It's all very noisy out there. Very hard to spot the tune. Like a piano in the next… — Tom Stoppard Copy Share Image
I'd clash with my dad over other things, you know, like difference of opinion and me getting testosterone, you know what I'm… — Ryan Montgomery Copy Share Image
There's a bar on top of a really, really high building and it's very windy outside, so it is swaying back and… — SUPERMAN Copy Share Image
“Friendship isn't partying with a group of people to get drunk or chatting with him/her once a week, it's exactly the opposite.… — Morgan Tang Copy Share Image
I don't have a drinking problem. I drink. I get drunk. I fall down, no problem. — George Burns Copy Share Image
Most Americans are born drunk, and really require a little wine or beer to sober them. — Gilbert K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
Has anyone ever won an argument with you? (Syd) Just Tee, and I was drunk and wounded at the time. (Joe) — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
“ "I don't know exactly what's wrong with you, but I bet it's hard to pronounce when you're drunk." ” — Cherie Priest Copy Share Image
2 types of people that annoy me: Drunk people, when I'm sober. Sober people, when I'm drunk. — Itsme867 Copy Share Image
When you're drunk shake that ass like you know how to dance, Hollywood we're never going down. — Hollywood Undead Copy Share Image
“A drunk can't follow a line of reasoning, even if it is a double white line.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
The drunk kids, the catholics They're all about the same They're waiting for something Hoping to be saved — Conor Oberst Copy Share Image
High as fuck, sloppy drunk when I'm passin' through. Rollin' doobies up, yo ho who we pass 'em to. — Wiz Khalifa Copy Share Image
“Smiling, he handed Landry the bloody aluminum bat Warnick had used. ‘Time to die, old man,’ he said.” — Steven Ramirez Copy Share Image
If people want to think I get drunk and stay out all night, let'em. That's how I got here, you know. — Dean Martin Copy Share Image
