I bowled for two years in college, because I was drunk and needed shoes. — Kathleen Madigan Copy Share Image
Never trust a man when he's in love, drunk, or running for office. — Shirley MacLaine Copy Share Image
Trumpets are a bit more adventurous; they're drunk! Trumpeters are generally drunk. It wets their whistle. — Paul McCartney Copy Share Image
Since when has being drunk been an excuse? Man up and take responsibility for your actions. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You punks better back up. I dont need no back up. You get high drunk then you cowards wanna act up. — Lil Wyte Copy Share Image
Grant stood by me when I was crazy, and I stood by him when he was drunk, and now we stand by… — William Tecumseh Sherman Copy Share Image
“more money than the crooks at Enron and less taste than a drunk after a bottle of tequila” — Maria Lima Copy Share Image
If the wine drinker has a deep gentleness in him, he will show that when drunk. But if he has hidden anger… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Must've been some lay for her to be so bent out of shape over it." "I couldn't say," he muttered. "I don't… — Sylvia Day Copy Share Image
“I might not have behaved the way I did. I might not have gotten drunk every night, slept around, done drugs, woken… — Elizabeth Haynes Copy Share Image
These days, teachers have it rough. Kids can be hyperactive, disobedient, and obnoxious. It must feel like being locked in a room… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
The good show is not about people fighting or getting drunk or throwing up on each other, or hating each other -… — Cat Deeley Copy Share Image
I was carrying a drunk college student, at about 2:00 am, when I ran over a small tree branch on the surface.… — Wiley Hollingsworth 144 Nw Stadium Way Pullman Wa 99163 Copy Share Image
I was in bar about 15 years ago, a relationship had ended badly, I was very drunk and I thought I would… — Moby Copy Share Image
Writing a novel is like driving a car at night. Sometimes you run over a drunk who's lain down and fallen asleep… — E. L. Doctorow Copy Share Image
Some men develop their own singularity. Football makes men conform to stereotypes: the warrior or the hunter. Football produces a certain kind… — Orlan Copy Share Image
From what I see, nowadays punk and anarchy are still connected with "fast loud music by smelly drunk chaos-people" and, yes, I… — G.W. Sok Copy Share Image
As kings are begotten and born like other men, it is to be presumed that they are of the human species; and… — Lord Chesterfield Copy Share Image
Catherine" she paused. I waited, tapping my finger on my desk. Then she spoke words that had me almost falling out of… — Jeaniene Frost Copy Share Image
... people are growing up in the slack flicker of a pale light which lacks the concentrated burn of a candle flame… — Adrienne Rich Copy Share Image
In the Children's Zoo, Enrichment meant presenting the goats with a trash can smeared with peanut butter or dangling keys at the… — Ben Dolnick Copy Share Image
“I know it’s early in the party--the huge wine bottle’s still almost full, and the night is young--but I’m impressed at how… — Lauren Henderson Copy Share Image
You can never have too much sky . You can fall asleep and wake up drunk on sky, and sky can keep… — Sandra Cisneros Copy Share Image
The intense perfumes of the wild herbs as we trod them underfoot made us feel almost drunk. — Jacqueline du Pre Copy Share Image
Yeah, she was hitting me hard. She was drunk and she was hitting me hard. — David Gest Copy Share Image
I was soooo drunk bro! - me using drunkenness to hide the fact that I like to bang fat chicks. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You don't hear about me being at parties, going out and gettin' drunk. — Gary Payton Copy Share Image
It's Friday. A Girl Can Go To The Bar With R0.00. She Will Come Back Drunk And Having More Than R100.00 — Sabelo Lan Mashabela Copy Share Image
“I felt drunk on Chase and high on summertime. Why did that sound just like a country song?” — J.L. Weil Copy Share Image
Usually I have drunk fans and racist fans yelling horrible things out at me as I'm walking to the cage. — Belal Muhammad Copy Share Image
Being sober while adults are drunk is probably the closest thing to hell on earth. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I’m the king with no subjects The vain man with no crowd The drunk twat who’s always so fucking loud” — L.J. Shen Copy Share Image
Hate when I get drunk at a bar and hot chicks waste the opportunity to take sexual advantage of me. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
While he was drunk asleep, or in his rage, or in the incestuous pleasure of his bed. — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
I don't drink because I have problems or I want to escape. I just love drinking and being drunk. — Richard Harris Copy Share Image
