“Why does anyone do anything?" "I don't know, I was really drunk at the time!” — Pink Floyd Copy Share Image
Barmaid, bring a pitcher, another round of brew. Honey, why don't we get drunk and screw? — Jimmy Buffett Copy Share Image
“Hey, Haymitch, if you're not too drunk, we could use a little something for our skin." Katniss, Catching Fire” — Suzanne Collins Copy Share Image
I do jump behind the bar when we're really busy, but by that point I've usually drunk too much to work. — Jason Flemyng Copy Share Image
I was always like, "I'm going to be the drunk judge who's like, 'Objection!' 'In chambers!' " — Winona Ryder Copy Share Image
“What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?” “You ask a glass of water.” — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
I've kissed more bottles then girls, and honestly a hangover hurts less then a heartbreak. — James Merrow Copy Share Image
Isn't there a danger with Tweeting, like drunk dialing? Isn't there a drunk Tweeting danger? — Julianna Margulies Copy Share Image
I suppose like others I have come through fire and sword, love gone wrong, head-on crashes, drunk at sea, and I have… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
The Internet is like closing time at a blue-collar bar in Boston. Everyone’s drunk and ugly and they’re going to pass out… — Leon Wieseltier Copy Share Image
In Manhasset you were either Yankees or Mets, rich or poor, sober or drunk...You were 'Gaelic' or 'garlic," as one schoolmate told… — J. R. Moehringer Copy Share Image
After the crash happened, I was so humiliated and embarrassed. I thought of Mothers Against Drunk Drivers, that they must hate me. — Tracey Gold Copy Share Image
I attended a very small junior high and specially in the end that became a disaster. The principal was pretty senile and… — Jonathan Brandis Copy Share Image
The NHL's opinion of itself is so high… Let them get drunk on their greatness. We'll see how many Euros look our… — Alexander Medvedev Copy Share Image
Ann Coulter to me is someone who says things that I say all the time, but I say them at three in… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
“Having drunk the dregs of Your Love, I am intoxicated beyond recognition. Now, I only pray for the nearness of You so… — Kamand Kojouri Copy Share Image
You heard from your friends That I'm doing okay And you're thinking, maybe you made a mistake And you want me to… — Kacey Musgraves Copy Share Image
“Ben, there are more important things going on,” I answered. “DESIGNATED DRIVER!” “What?” “You’re my designated driver! Yes! You are so designated!… — John Green Copy Share Image
For it was Saturday night, the best and bingiest glad-time of the week, one of the fifty-two holidays in the slow-turning Big… — Alan Sillitoe Copy Share Image
“A little work with an ordinary household screwdriver can provide a handy and non-confrontational way of limiting the beer consumption of your… — Andre the BFG Copy Share Image
A land not mine, still forever memorable, the waters of its ocean chill and fresh. Sand on the bottom whiter than chalk,… — Anna Akhmatova Copy Share Image
pull a string, a puppet moves ... each man must realize that it can all disappear very quickly: the cat, the woman,… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
All excess is ill, but drunkenness is of the worst sort. It spoils health, dismounts the mind, and unmans men. It reveals… — William Penn Copy Share Image
“That is quite another thing," said Albert; "because a man under the influence of violent passion loses all power of reflection, and… — Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Copy Share Image
“Remember, #GIRLBOSS: It’s not cool to get drunk on your own success.” — Sophia Amoruso Copy Share Image
I'd sing for any friend's happiness. I don't have to get drunk to do so. — Yo Yo Honey Singh Copy Share Image
As long as I could pitch a little, no one cared that I was getting drunk. — Don Newcombe Copy Share Image
“To go to the wine house and not to get drunk is as difficult as to dive into a pool and not… — Mehmet Murat ildan Copy Share Image
Politicians use statistics in the same way that a drunk uses lamp-postsfor support rather than illumination. — Andrew Lang Copy Share Image
I have never been drunk in my life, and I don't expect I ever will be. — Rita Tushingham Copy Share Image
Nationalism ... is like cheap alcohol. First it makes you drunk, then it makes you blind, then it kills you. — Daniel Fried Copy Share Image
My apologies if you were under the impression that I have feelings because I only have one. Drunk. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Drunk thought. Instagram shows me who I truly want to hang out with. — Christopher Mintz Plasse Copy Share Image
Dude I wasn't that drunk... Dude you gave a mushroom to a midget and kept screaming, GROW MARIO GROW!!! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'll get drunk, we'll go out and have fun...I'll go back to my room and I'll sleep in like boxers. — Jonah Hill Copy Share Image
Drunk guy-I wasn't that drunk. His friend-Dude you were in my closet yelling outwere the f*** is NARNIA:) — ELENA Copy Share Image
So what we get drunk so what we smoke we. we're just having fun until my mom catches me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
I've been drunk maybe five times in my life. I don't like to lose control very much. — Pedro Winter Copy Share Image
