To get enough to eat was regarded as an achievement. To get drunk was a victory. — Brendan Behan Copy Share Image
A good friend is someone who gets ya drunk and then walks ya home afterwards. — Michael Monroe Copy Share Image
Play the Piano Drunk Like a Percussion Instrument Until the Fingers Begin to Bleed a Bit. — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
Deena, you were so drunk that you fell. don't give anybody advice about being waisted. — Jersey Shore Copy Share Image
“She smiled at him like a freshman invited to the senior prom. It made my blood boil.” — Steven Ramirez Copy Share Image
Not every man remembers the name of the cow which supplied him with each drop of milk he has drunk. — Shmuel Yosef Agnon Copy Share Image
“We’re drunk,” she informs me, “and drunk people have crazy,sporadic thoughts.” “Very true,” I agree. “Sometimes when I’m drunk, I think that… — Tarryn Fisher Copy Share Image
“Well, I've kept you waiting long enough," he said, peering at me from that distance which drinking adds between people and which,… — Ray Bradbury Copy Share Image
You have to take pains in a memoir not to hang on the reader's arm, like a drunk, and say, 'And then… — Annie Dillard Copy Share Image
Don't think I'm talking nonsense because I'm drunk. I'm not a bit drunk. Brandy's all very well, but I need two bottles… — Fyodor Dostoevsky Copy Share Image
She wants to drink that man too, and then she can forget forever the cheap wine that you gulp down and that… — Paulo Coelho Copy Share Image
People in England who do not like gardening are very few, and of the few there are, many do not own to… — E. M. Delafield Copy Share Image
“On the way down the hill we walked three abreast in the cobblestone street, drunk and laughing and talking like men who… — Hunter S. Thompson Copy Share Image
I used to lay drunk in alleys and I probably will again.Bukowski, who is he? I read about Bukowski and it doesn't… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
So, before leading my troops into battle, we would get drunk and drugged up, sacrifice a local teenager, drink their blood, then… — General Butt Naked Copy Share Image
The big story now is that President Bush is coming under attack for his service in the National Guard. The White House… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
“The wildly drunk man from the cabin next door to ours is in front of me in the crowd. He's so drunk… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Country music is about new love and it's about old love. It's about gettin' drunk and gettin' sober. It's about leavin' and… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
Looking good kept me out of trouble. When I worked for Michael Alig, everybody was overdoing partying. It would take me so… — Amanda Lepore Copy Share Image
To hell with the truth! As the history of the world proves, the truth has no bearing on anything. It's irrelevant and… — Eugene O'Neill Copy Share Image
It is customary for columnists to complain about the excesses of Premiership footballers, whenever - as happens regularly - there is an… — Matthew Engel Copy Share Image
Many spiritual people are involved in a radical denial of what is happening. They want to transcend it, get rid of it,… — Adyashanti Copy Share Image
It's two a.m. and I'm drunk again, and it's heavy on my mind. I could never love again, so much as I… — Dave Matthews Band Copy Share Image
There's a communion of more than our bodies when bread is broken and wine drunk. — M. F. K. Fisher Copy Share Image
Bacchus, n.: A convenient deity invented by the ancients as an excuse for getting drunk. — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
Kids make the best audiences. They're like drunk people - they don't mind telling you exactly what they think. — Alex Horne Copy Share Image
“Indeed, these are not drunk, as you suppose, for it is only nine o’clock in the morning.” — Acts 2:15 Copy Share Image
I know some who are constantly drunk on books as other men are drunk on whiskey. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I used to get drunk in venues after my shows and sign the walls "Ed was here." So if you see that,… — Ed Sheeran Copy Share Image
Yo' bitch chose to roam in the Spitta zone, now you drunk watching E.T. wishing she phone home. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The problem wiv some blokes is that wen they ain't drunk, they're sober. — William Butler Yeats Copy Share Image
The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober. — William Butler Yeats Copy Share Image
Alcohol make you drunk, man. It don't make you meditate, it just make you drunk. Herb is more a consciousness. — Bob Marley Copy Share Image
I have drunk ale from the Country of the Young / And weep because I know all things now. — William Butler Yeats Copy Share Image
