Drunk Quotes · Page 20

I don't think I've actually drunk a beer for 15 years, except a few Guinnesses in Dublin, where it's the law.

— Ian Botham

Alison Scott: I was drunk! Ben Stone: Was your vagina drunk?

— Knocked Up (The Movie

Most British statesmen have either drunk too much or womanised too much. I never fell into the second category.

— Baron George-Brown George Brown

“...don't you know there ain't No devil, there's just god when he's drunk...”

— Tom Waits

“I'm sitting with my friends getting drunk again on wine, and I think about you”

— Kate Nash

Ever looked at your Ex and say; Was I drunk the entire relationship?

— Tebogo

I'm pretty sure being overly tired gives off somewhat of the same impression of being drunk.

— Anonymous

When I was at Upright Citizens Brigade, I would pretend to be a sad, drunk rapper.

— Bobby Moynihan

“The air will always be too filled with something. Your body too sore or tired. Your father too drunk. Your wife too…

— Chuck Palahniuk

3 Rules to live by : don't shop when you're hungry , don't date when you're horny , and don't update your status when you're drunk...

— Melchor Lim

When we drink, we get drunk, when we get drunk we pass out, when we pass out, we commit no sin, when…

— Anonymous

It's not pregame'n if you have absolutely nowhere to go & nothing to do afterwards. Thats just simply gettin drunk & being a loser

— Anonymous

The film Punch - Drunk Love is how you see the world when you're in love. You don't see somebody's psychological baggage…

— Emily Watson

My feeling is, if you're going to be called a celebrity, you might as well use it for some good. It's better…

— Tom Colicchio

“If you're going to drive a Hummer and buy carbon offsets, that's like getting drunk every night and getting into an AA…

— Ed Begley, Jr

And I, infinitesimal being, drunk with the great starry void, likeness, image of mystery, I felt myself a pure part of the…

— Pablo Neruda

According to DC's HIV/AIDS office, three percent of the local population has HIV or AIDS... The DC City Council, perhaps on the…

— Star Parker

If I were money-motivated, I would spread insidious lies that marijuana is dangerous and addictive and leads to dancing with white women,…

— Doug Stanhope

Let's face it, we're skunk drunk and it's because of money. It's almost like we all need to enter Betty Ford Clinic…

— Steve Rubel

You're drunk, and I'm drunk, and I'm just exactly drunk enough to tell you anything you want to know. That's the kind…

— Dashiell Hammett

“Drunkenness - that fierce rage for the slow, sure poison, that oversteps every other consideration; that casts aside wife, children, friends, happiness,…

— Charles Dickens

Being a seasoned Londoner, Martin gave the body the "London once-over" - a quick glance to determine whether this was a drunk,…

— Ben Aaronovitch

Ah, Father! That’s words and only words! Forgive! If he’d not been run over, he’d have come home today drunk and his…

— Fyodor Dostoevsky

I was walking downtown and the drunk tank stopped and picked me up... I was like, 'Wait a minute here fellas, there's…

— Josh Blue

I'm like the drunk in the bar who wants just one more for the road.

— Archie Moore

I admit that I have sometimes claimed to be Batman in the past. But only when really, really drunk.

— Warren Ellis

Friend: "I wasn't even that drunk !" Me: "Dude...you asked your girlfriend if she was single."

— Anonymous

“People talk about survival. What they mean is killing the other guy.”

— Steven Ramirez

Let's Get Drunk And Tell Each Other Everything We're Too Afraid To Say Sober

— Drunk People

Doing a life study while drunk and in the process of being seduced is never a formula for quality art.

— Dan Simmons

I just hope that one day - preferably when we’re both blind drunk - we can talk about it.

— Anonymous

The lie of a pipe dream is what gives life to the whole misbegotten mad lot of us, drunk or sober.

— Eugene O'Neill

Going to the opera, like getting drunk, is a sin that carries its own punishment with it.

— Hannah More

The man who says, 'my country right or wrong' is like the man who says, 'my mother drunk or sober'

— Gilbert K. Chesterton

the only way to tolerate the thought of her mother sleeping with that man was to get drunk-very drunk.

— Cecily von Ziegesar

“Men are like cigarettes. I only want one when I'm drunk.”

— Helen Smith

I didn't want to be like a punch-drunk fighter, going around and reliving the big moment...

— Greg Noll

My mother was an amateur singer, my father was an amateur drunk.

— Ozzy Osbourne

Only three types of people tell the truth: Kids, the drunk, and the angry.

— Elizabeth Reyes

I'm either a really good drunk or I'm an out and out shit, horrible, violent, abusive, emotional drunk.

— Amy Winehouse