“That was a stupid idea I made up while drunk. Why did someone build that?” — Warren Ellis Copy Share Image
Any drunk who has tried to put his car where a lamppost stands is a self-educated physicist. — Dean Koontz Copy Share Image
Thus it amounts to the same thing whether one gets drunk alone or is a leader of nations. — Jean-Paul Sartre Copy Share Image
“Hey, Haymitch, if you're not too drunk, we could use a little something for our skin." Katniss, Catching Fire” — Suzanne Collins Copy Share Image
I do jump behind the bar when we're really busy, but by that point I've usually drunk too much to work. — Jason Flemyng Copy Share Image
“Why does anyone do anything?" "I don't know, I was really drunk at the time!” — Pink Floyd Copy Share Image
Our hearts were drunk with a beauty Our eyes could never see. — George William Russell Copy Share Image
To be alone and to be drunk with your own aloneness is what meditation is all about. Be in the world, but… — Rajneesh Copy Share Image
He has been known by many names: Lucifer, Beelzabub, Belial, the Prince of Lies, Satan, and at a party once an obnoxious… — Gary Larson Copy Share Image
As he followed Bill back to the others a wry though came to him, born no doubt of the wine he had… — J. K. Rowling Copy Share Image
The whole world is drunk and we're just the cocktail of the moment. Someday soon, the world will wake up, down two… — Dean Martin Copy Share Image
I wonder what the High Septon would have to say about the sanctity of oaths sworn while dead drunk, chained to a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I mean, look, no matter how you feel about Bush, watching him speak is difficult. It's like- it's like watching a drunk… — Tucker Carlson Copy Share Image
I don't drink. I choose to be sober now. I have drunk over the last six years, but I just don't want… — Chester Bennington Copy Share Image
Both Mom and Dad were blackout, killer drinkers. Dad came to school football games drunk. I'd find Mom passed out in the… — Mariette Hartley Copy Share Image
Go ahead and burn it down I'm drunk and so is everyone else In this devil town They wont let me turn… — 3OH!3 Copy Share Image
There are a lot of college writing textbooks that will include essays and short stories, and after reading the story or essay,… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
Drunk text me. text me when the music is loud and there are girls dancing around you and youre not quite coherent… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don’t intend to use beer as a crutch and drink until I pass out. So advice, keep an eye on that… — Kristen Ashley Copy Share Image
This is interesting. Researchers have found that people who drive drunk are more dangerous on the road than drivers who are high… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
I thought, Hey, maybe these people shouldn't be making up holidays to drink more. Maybe if they drank less they might be… — Mike Birbiglia Copy Share Image
On True Blood -- I've never told anybody this -- but I was so nervous and then I was so drunk that… — Lizzy Caplan Copy Share Image
Bottled, was he?" Said Colonel Bantry, with an Englishman's sympathy for alcoholic excess. "Oh, well, can't judge a fellow by what he… — Agatha Christie Copy Share Image
Barmaid, bring a pitcher, another round of brew. Honey, why don't we get drunk and screw? — Jimmy Buffett Copy Share Image
“When love intoxicates your heart, it is difficult for your soul to remain sober.” — Matshona Dhliwayo Copy Share Image
You never realize how annoying drunk people are until you are the sober one. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I blew the lot on vodka and tonic, gambling and fags. Looking back, I think I overdid it on the tonic. — Stan Bowles Copy Share Image
I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk! — Yogi Berra Copy Share Image
“The sound of him drinking was indescribable—like dirty runoff down a storm drain.” — Steven Ramirez Copy Share Image
“Shame on you. Don't tell me you've been married for an hour and you've already got eyes for another woman.” — Mordecai Richler Copy Share Image
“There ain't no such thing as the devil that's just god when he's drunk.” — Tom Waits Copy Share Image
“I'll show you an imaginative re-creation, my fist imaginatively re-creating your fucken face for starters.” — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
“Miles, it's only morning and you're already drunk." "No, I'm not," I weakly protested. "I'm just thirsty.” — Rex Pickett Copy Share Image
I have never smoked and have always drunk a lot of water, but cleanse, tone and moisturise every day? No way! — Tori Amos Copy Share Image
