Asquith, when drunk, can make a better speech than any of us when sober. — Bonar Law Copy Share Image
I play to all people - all colors, all creeds ~ drunk, sober, everybody. — Frank Sinatra Copy Share Image
Play the Piano Drunk Like a Percussion Instrument Until the Fingers Begin to Bleed a Bit. — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
Deena, you were so drunk that you fell. don't give anybody advice about being waisted. — Jersey Shore Copy Share Image
“She smiled at him like a freshman invited to the senior prom. It made my blood boil.” — Steven Ramirez Copy Share Image
I became a terrible drunk or alcoholic - or a good one depending on your point of view. — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
He got drunk, he fell down. He threw a few of my things around but I'm all right, I'm all right I've… — Madeleine Peyroux Copy Share Image
I had a friend who was a heavy drinker. If somebody asked him if he'd been drunk the night before, he would… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
Coffee as drunk in England, debilitates the stomach, and produces a slight nausea ... it is usually made from bad Coffee, served… — William Kitchiner Copy Share Image
I'm sorry I asked you out. I was drunk. I was at Tric and Haley gave this carpe diem speech...the kind that… — Mouth McFadden Copy Share Image
When I get a very generous introduction like that I explain that I'm emotionally moved, but on the other hand I'm Irish… — Barry McCaffrey Copy Share Image
There is in all men a demand for the superlative, so much so that the poor devil that has no other way… — Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr Copy Share Image
If a woman earned a dollar by scrubbing, her husband had a right to take the dollar and go and get drunk… — Lucy Stone Copy Share Image
If it's your birthday. Then put your hands up. You wanna get drunk? Then put your hands up. And if you got… — R Kelly Copy Share Image
In a field, I am the absence of field. In a crowd, I am the absence of crowd. In a dream, I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Playing a drunk doesn't mean being a drunk, only bad actors try to be drunk. A real drunk tries to be sober,… — Martin Landau Copy Share Image
“Devon glanced at him with mild surprise. “For a man who’s seldom more than half sober, you’ve noticed a great deal.” “Have… — Lisa Kleypas Copy Share Image
“A vice is a vice, a drunk is a drunk, no matter what the booze costs. You can be a useless piece… — Paul Hartford Copy Share Image
“After an hour of gliding though the crowd and two glasses of tepid wine later, Penelope had reached the spiritual state of… — Anya Wylde Copy Share Image
I was in New York when Clinton was elected the first time, and everyone I knew was in a state of mad… — Doris Lessing Copy Share Image
All sorts of things can keep one awake. But as you get older - this is what the stroke thing really brought… — Geoff Dyer Copy Share Image
I've been reading reviews of my stories for twenty-five years, and can't remember a single useful point in any of them, or… — Anton Chekhov Copy Share Image
I wasn't that drunk Dude, you ran up to a tree yelling, Look how big this piece of brocolli is! — Seth Rogan Copy Share Image
To get enough to eat was regarded as an achievement. To get drunk was a victory. — Brendan Behan Copy Share Image
A good friend is someone who gets ya drunk and then walks ya home afterwards. — Michael Monroe Copy Share Image
Many police officers watch for vehicles without headlights because it's a telltale of a drunk driver. — Robert James Thomson Copy Share Image
“Love is to beer as I am to drunk. And you say I’m not romantic. Shoot, I’m so romantic I could just… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
I would probably buy the iPhone5 if it kept me from drunk dialing my exes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Kiss me again,” he says, drunk and foolish. “Kiss me until I am sick of it.” — Holly Black Copy Share Image
There's nothing better for hosting a show than a bunch of people daytime-whiskey drunk. — Nick Kroll Copy Share Image
Promise me one thing: don't take me home until I'm drunk - very drunk indeed. — Audrey Hepburn Copy Share Image
When most people get drunk, they see snakes. But, when snakes get drunk, they see Jake Roberts! — Jerry Lawler Copy Share Image
“We are born. We die. Somewhere in between we live. And how we live is up to us. That’s it.” — Steven Ramirez Copy Share Image
My friends are getting married. I'm getting drunk. I think we know who the real winner is. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
