It's two a.m. and I'm drunk again, and it's heavy on my mind. I could never love again, so much as I… — Dave Matthews Band Copy Share Image
“Indeed, these are not drunk, as you suppose, for it is only nine o’clock in the morning.” — Acts 2:15 Copy Share Image
I know some who are constantly drunk on books as other men are drunk on whiskey. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Kids make the best audiences. They're like drunk people - they don't mind telling you exactly what they think. — Alex Horne Copy Share Image
No, what he didn't like about heroes was that they were usually suicidally gloomy when sober and homicidally insane when drunk. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
I hate crowds of people pretending to be happy on one night of the year, where they get drunk and obnoxious by… — Kenny Hickey Copy Share Image
Love is a wine; you have to taste it, you have to drink it, you have to become drunk with it, only… — Rajneesh Copy Share Image
“She shook her head with a sigh. “You talk like a drunk man walks: in every direction but where he be headed.”… — Terry Goodkind Copy Share Image
That akward moment when your parents ask you if your high, drunk or both and your sober... And they don't belive you — Jgawesome Copy Share Image
“-Would it help if I said I was very drunk? Brachio shook his head. - We all were. -Shitty childhood? -Mummy used… — Joe Abercrombie Copy Share Image
'My country, right or wrong' is a thing no patriot would ever think of saying except in a desperate case. It is… — Gilbert K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
A guy in Pennsylvania was arrested because he was drunk in his golf cart going from bar to bar. So they arrested… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
Sometimes I just think depression's one way of coping with the world. Like, some people get drunk, some people do drugs, some… — Ned Vizzini Copy Share Image
Let us have wine and woman, mirth and laughter, Sermons and soda water the day after. Man, being reasonable, must get drunk;… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I've never had something - like, you know, drunk people have tried to do that to me, and I instantly shut it… — Seth Rogen Copy Share Image
Go to bed, you fool," Calcifer said sleepily. "You're drunk." "Who, me?" said Howl. "I assure you, my friends, I am cone… — Diana Wynne Jones Copy Share Image
Women are brilliant. Every woman knows how to do the weirdest thing right out of the bucket. Every woman knows how to… — Tim Allen Copy Share Image
The visual is sorely undervalued in modern scholarship. Art history has attained only a fraction of the conceptual sophistication of literary criticism.… — Camille Paglia Copy Share Image
Half of them kept repeating my name, trying to get it right, while the other half laughed. But they were harmless. Fun… — Jay Asher Copy Share Image
Wouldn't it be terrible if you'd spent all your life doing everything you were supposed to do, didn't drink, didn't smoke, didn't… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The problem wiv some blokes is that wen they ain't drunk, they're sober. — William Butler Yeats Copy Share Image
The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober. — William Butler Yeats Copy Share Image
Yo' bitch chose to roam in the Spitta zone, now you drunk watching E.T. wishing she phone home. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I used to get drunk in venues after my shows and sign the walls "Ed was here." So if you see that,… — Ed Sheeran Copy Share Image
Half-drunk on well-creamed gas station coffee and the exhilarating loneliness of a freeway in nighttime... — John Green Copy Share Image
So, after awhile, you can only get so much happiness from a guy who's drunk come up and tell you you're great. — Rick Derringer Copy Share Image
My partner on a pill, my other partner drunk, rollin a lot I'm trying to get fucked up. — Waka Flocka Flame Copy Share Image
I was so drunk the whole time that I took bottles for girls and girls for bottles. — Anton Chekhov Copy Share Image
And in the end, we were all just humans...Drunk on the idea that love, only love, could heal our brokenness. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People are disappointed if you're not entertaining and to be entertaining often means to be drunk. — Matthew Brannon Copy Share Image
It's nerve-wracking singing in front of people. I think that's why most people get drunk for karaoke. — Emily Blunt Copy Share Image
And, drunk with my own madness, I shouted at him furiously, "Make life beautiful! Make life beautiful! — Charles Baudelaire Copy Share Image
