Drunk Quotes · Page 17

There is nothing worse than bad drunk acting.

— Max Greenfield

This is how u look when ur drunk n working like a dog .

— Satan

“Tea is drunk to forget the din of the world.”

— T'ien Yiheng

Being sober around drunk people is the worst.

— Anonymous

Let's quit and become famous for being drunk 24/7 ?

— Anonymous

“There ain't no devil, just God when he's drunk.”

— Tom Waits

The important thing is to be drunk.

— Chelsea Handler

So I just watched a drunk guy get hit by a bus... xD

— Josh Hill

“If television's a babysitter, the Internet is a drunk librarian who won't shut up.”

— Dorothy Gambrell

My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time that's not so bad; but New York City?

— Henny Youngman

I wanna get a little drunk, but I also want some pancakes.

— Dave Attell

I'd sing for any friend's happiness. I don't have to get drunk to do so.

— Yo Yo Honey Singh

“Remember, #GIRLBOSS: It’s not cool to get drunk on your own success.”

— Sophia Amoruso

I was always like, "I'm going to be the drunk judge who's like, 'Objection!' 'In chambers!' "

— Winona Ryder

“What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?” “You ask a glass of water.”

— Douglas Adams

I've kissed more bottles then girls, and honestly a hangover hurts less then a heartbreak.

— James Merrow

After the crash happened, I was so humiliated and embarrassed. I thought of Mothers Against Drunk Drivers, that they must hate me.

— Tracey Gold

“Having drunk the dregs of Your Love, I am intoxicated beyond recognition. Now, I only pray for the nearness of You so…

— Kamand Kojouri

Neoliberalism has left Britain's boss classes drunk on triumphalism, paying themselves record salaries and bonuses while their workers are imprisoned by poverty…

— Owen Jones

There's the really angry drunk, who's just annoying to be around. I prefer the drunk who falls all over the place and…

— Aaron Paul

The Internet is like closing time at a blue-collar bar in Boston. Everyone’s drunk and ugly and they’re going to pass out…

— Leon Wieseltier

The thing that I think a lot of guys need to know how to do is not take your mother's advice about…

— Adam DeVine

“Cut me own throat had drifted off and was doing business with those late night revelers who were too drunk to prevent…

— Terry Pratchett

I work for a few at home who are devoted. People who are up now. Either they have some sort of bladder…

— Greg Proops

I mean we [The Beatles] had to go through humiliation upon humiliation with the middle classes and showbiz and Lord Mayors and…

— John Lennon

The audience loves us! They buy out all our shows and really enjoy themselves but the press keeps right on bombin' us.…

— Dusty Hill

It is difficult to feel sympathy for these people. It is difficult to regard some bawdy drunk and see them as sick…

— Russell Brand

I had drunk our great cultural Kool-Aid about regret, which is that lamenting things that occurred in the past is an absolute…

— Kathryn Schulz

“I'm fine right here." All patience, he bent down until his face was close to hers. "What you are is hoping to…

— j.d. robb

The dramatically different manner in which we, as a nation, responded to the crisis presented by drunk driving and the crisis caused…

— Michelle Alexander

I listened to a clip someone had put up of me singing 'I Am What I Am' in the musical 'La Cage…

— Roger Allam

I remember having my father stand over me when I had driven over my own foot; one leg was out of the…

— Randy Bachman

Wow really...some one was drunk

— Anonymous

There is nothing left to do but get drunk.

— Franklin Pierce

Isn't there a danger with Tweeting, like drunk dialing? Isn't there a drunk Tweeting danger?

— Julianna Margulies

Politicians use statistics in the same way that a drunk uses lamp-postsfor support rather than illumination.

— Andrew Lang

As long as I could pitch a little, no one cared that I was getting drunk.

— Don Newcombe

“To go to the wine house and not to get drunk is as difficult as to dive into a pool and not…

— Mehmet Murat ildan

My apologies if you were under the impression that I have feelings because I only have one. Drunk.

— Anonymous

Drunk thought. Instagram shows me who I truly want to hang out with.

— Christopher Mintz Plasse