I have never smoked and have always drunk a lot of water, but cleanse, tone and moisturise every day? No way! — Tori Amos Copy Share Image
I don't think I've actually drunk a beer for 15 years, except a few Guinnesses in Dublin, where it's the law. — Ian Botham Copy Share Image
“I'll show you an imaginative re-creation, my fist imaginatively re-creating your fucken face for starters.” — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
I'm pretty sure being overly tired gives off somewhat of the same impression of being drunk. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Alison Scott: I was drunk! Ben Stone: Was your vagina drunk? — Knocked Up (The Movie Copy Share Image
There's something amazing about tea. It's good before a meal, after a meal, when drunk, when taking drugs, while playing football and… — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
Instructions for Adam Look after no one except yourself. Go to university and make lots of friends and get drunk. Forget your… — Jenny Downham Copy Share Image
“He was your usual man when it came to romance, which is to say he couldn’t recite Baa Baa Black Sheep when… — Tyne O'Connell Copy Share Image
“Maybe he was too drunk to hear me when I told him to stop. Maybe I didn’t say it loudly enough. Maybe… — Amy Hatvany Copy Share Image
A drunk driver when he hits someone will not know until later that he has just caused the death of someone, and… — Collin Mitchell Copy Share Image
Bad girl, drunk by six, kissing someone else's lips. Smoked to many cigarettes today, I'm not happy when I act this way. — Madonna Ciccone Copy Share Image
A child sees everything in a sense of newness - he is always drunk. Genius is nothing but childhood re-attained at will. — Charles Baudelaire Copy Share Image
Today was the annual Easter egg roll on the White House lawn. Usually when you see something rolling on the White House… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
I know all about violence and physical abuse because my first husband used to beat me severely when he got drunk. Once,… — Clare Boothe Luce Copy Share Image
Wherever your heart rests There I will live and be blessed I've tried to line up the things I Needed to say… — Walter Dean Myers Copy Share Image
I have actually programmed a fair bit in Perl, like I have C++ code published with my name on it. Other things… — Erik Naggum Copy Share Image
Maybe I’m drunk right now, even though I don’t remember drinking anything. When I’m drunk, I say things without thinking. Drinking numbs… — Carlton Mellick III Copy Share Image
Henry shook his head, 'I was drunk,' he said, trying to sound both ashamed and firm in this belief. He remembered the… — Anna Godbersen Copy Share Image
“there wasn't a stove and we put cans of beans in hot water in the sink to heat them up and we… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
I've been known to turn up drunk at triathlons and do very well. I'm more of a heat-of-the-moment type of guy. A… — Ryan Kwanten Copy Share Image
One journalist said that everybody in Russia is miserable. Russia is a terrible place. And I'm going to end up miserable and… — Edward Snowden Copy Share Image
Most British statesmen have either drunk too much or womanised too much. I never fell into the second category. — Baron George-Brown George Brown Copy Share Image
“...don't you know there ain't No devil, there's just god when he's drunk...” — Tom Waits Copy Share Image
“I'm sitting with my friends getting drunk again on wine, and I think about you” — Kate Nash Copy Share Image
Not every man remembers the name of the cow which supplied him with each drop of milk he has drunk. — Shmuel Yosef Agnon Copy Share Image
There's a communion of more than our bodies when bread is broken and wine drunk. — M. F. K. Fisher Copy Share Image
Bacchus, n.: A convenient deity invented by the ancients as an excuse for getting drunk. — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
