Here's how you know that you're really drunk: when you get into a taxi cab and you think the fare is the… — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
He had the look of one who had drunk the cup of life and found a dead beetle at the bottom. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The spirit he has shown has been second to none. (on Terry Fenwick's drunk-driving charge) — Terry Venables Copy Share Image
“Kiss me again,” he says, drunk and foolish. “Kiss me until I am sick of it.” — Holly Black Copy Share Image
Many police officers watch for vehicles without headlights because it's a telltale of a drunk driver. — Robert James Thomson Copy Share Image
“Love is to beer as I am to drunk. And you say I’m not romantic. Shoot, I’m so romantic I could just… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
I would probably buy the iPhone5 if it kept me from drunk dialing my exes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let every emotion be capable becoming an intoxication to you. If what you eat fails to make you drunk, it is because… — Andre Gide Copy Share Image
In talking to girls I could never remember the right sequence of things to say. I'd meet a girl and say, Hi,… — Steve Martin Copy Share Image
“The Well or the Cup How can you tell at the start what you can give away and what you must hold… — Kay Ryan Copy Share Image
It's around midnight. After I left Dad, my choice was to either become very drunk or write this. I chose to write… — Douglas Coupland Copy Share Image
I've spent the better part of the work day being drunk/hungover and I'm pretty sure I'm not fooling anyone with last night's… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Look, this is an odd question, but you're kind of cute and you're pretty nice to me. Are you drunk? It's OK… — Drew Carey Copy Share Image
There is nothing contemptible about an intoxicated man - if it is nothing more than a bookful of words or a roomful… — Wyndham Lewis Copy Share Image
The one thing I never want to do is act drunk or act high. You don’t do it from a mental kind… — Eva Mendes Copy Share Image
Wouldn't it be terrible if you'd spent all your life doing everything you were supposed to do, didn't drink, didn't smoke, didn't… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was in New York when Clinton was elected the first time, and everyone I knew was in a state of mad… — Doris Lessing Copy Share Image
All sorts of things can keep one awake. But as you get older - this is what the stroke thing really brought… — Geoff Dyer Copy Share Image
“Devon glanced at him with mild surprise. “For a man who’s seldom more than half sober, you’ve noticed a great deal.” “Have… — Lisa Kleypas Copy Share Image
“After an hour of gliding though the crowd and two glasses of tepid wine later, Penelope had reached the spiritual state of… — Anya Wylde Copy Share Image
“A vice is a vice, a drunk is a drunk, no matter what the booze costs. You can be a useless piece… — Paul Hartford Copy Share Image
Reality: "If we can sue the gun manufacturers for human actions, does this mean we can sue the car manufacturers for being… — Gary Kleck Copy Share Image
What people unfortunately relate to when they think of Alaska oil was when the Exxon Valdez went aground because of a captain… — Lisa Murkowski Copy Share Image
