When I was at Upright Citizens Brigade, I would pretend to be a sad, drunk rapper. — Bobby Moynihan Copy Share Image
I admit that I have sometimes claimed to be Batman in the past. But only when really, really drunk. — Warren Ellis Copy Share Image
“People talk about survival. What they mean is killing the other guy.” — Steven Ramirez Copy Share Image
Friend: "I wasn't even that drunk !" Me: "Dude...you asked your girlfriend if she was single." — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let's Get Drunk And Tell Each Other Everything We're Too Afraid To Say Sober — Drunk People Copy Share Image
Doing a life study while drunk and in the process of being seduced is never a formula for quality art. — Dan Simmons Copy Share Image
The man who says, 'my country right or wrong' is like the man who says, 'my mother drunk or sober' — Gilbert K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
You know you're drunk when you hear Look! That guy's so drunk he can't even walk! coming from a dude in a… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“When we drink…we get drunk. When we get drunk…we fall asleep. When we fall asleep…we commit no sin. When we commit no… — Gagneet Copy Share Image
If I didn't know better, I'd think you were trying to get me drunk," I said to Ranger. "Not drunk," Ranger said.… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
So here I am. Twenty-eight years old, with thirty looming on the horizon. Drunk. Fat. Alone. Unloved. And, worst of all, a… — Jennifer Weiner Copy Share Image
Coffee, though a useful medicine, if drunk constantly will at length induce a decay of health , and hectic fever. — Jesse Torrey Copy Share Image
I was carrying a drunk college student, at about 2:00 am, when I ran over a small tree branch on the surface.… — Wiley Hollingsworth 144 Nw Stadium Way Pullman Wa 99163 Copy Share Image
I was in bar about 15 years ago, a relationship had ended badly, I was very drunk and I thought I would… — Moby Copy Share Image
If the wine drinker has a deep gentleness in him, he will show that when drunk. But if he has hidden anger… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Well, make up your mind. I don’t have all night.” Fidelia set her beer on the porch and removed a set of… — Kerrelyn Sparks Copy Share Image
“Thank god for Vegas. Seriously. A lobotomy wasn’t as effective as a weekend three hours of Red Bull away (from LA, not… — Christy Heron Copy Share Image
So, before leading my troops into battle, we would get drunk and drugged up, sacrifice a local teenager, drink their blood, then… — General Butt Naked Copy Share Image
Like other parties of the kind, it was first silent, then talky, then argumentative, then disputatious, then unintelligible, then altogether, then inarticulate,… — Lord Byron Copy Share Image
The big story now is that President Bush is coming under attack for his service in the National Guard. The White House… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
“The wildly drunk man from the cabin next door to ours is in front of me in the crowd. He's so drunk… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
What is more insane than to be partakers of the Sacraments of the Lord and not partakers of the words of the… — Saint Augustine Copy Share Image
[Dona Maria] saw that the people of this world moved about in an armor of egotism, drunk with self-gazing, athirst for compliments,… — Thornton Wilder Copy Share Image
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