It takes a while to tell stories, I think it's because I was drunk for three years. — Gerard Way Copy Share Image
Drunk Twitter because embarrassing myself in one zip code was never enough. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Talking to a drunk person was like talking to an extremely happy, severely brain-damaged three-year-old. — John Green Copy Share Image
“Dean Walker, my brother. The man that's well on his way to earning the proud title of town drunk.” — Melyssa Winchester Copy Share Image
“Let's go have lotsa drunk sex before it hits." "'Kay. Drunk sex for everybody!” — Nora Roberts Copy Share Image
Be drunk with Love, for Love is all that exists. Where is intimacy found if not in the give and take of… — Rumi Copy Share Image
If you think 'loading the dishwasher' means 'getting your wife drunk', you might be a redneck — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
“Fuck me, babe, seriously? You knocked yourself out to make me wild. Why, Lanie? Why the fuck would you pull out all… — Kristen Ashley Copy Share Image
“Before they knew it, Ev and Biz were getting sloppy drunk with the former vice president of the United States.” — Nick Bilton Copy Share Image
“Of course Wayne had probably been drunk at the time. That also tended to do strange things to a person's sense of… — Brandon Sanderson Copy Share Image
One thing I hope I'll never be is drunk with my own power. And anybody who says I am will never work… — Jim Carrey Copy Share Image
It didn't make much difference what time of night it was, whenever [my father would] come in drunk, he'd say, "Get up… — George Jones Copy Share Image
No one appreciates a professional anymore. Everyone's a mystic. Which is why I take drunk Jim over acid Jim - the argument… — Dan Bejar Copy Share Image
I really don't like drunk women; I think it is such a bad look. I think it's very inappropriate and I don't… — Gwyneth Paltrow Copy Share Image
People in america: Ooh its gonna be christmas soon :) People in new orleans: Hey guys! Its christmas eve eve eve eve… — TffanyIdontknoww Copy Share Image
For it was Saturday night, the best and bingiest glad-time of the week, one of the fifty-two holidays in the slow-turning Big… — Alan Sillitoe Copy Share Image
“A little work with an ordinary household screwdriver can provide a handy and non-confrontational way of limiting the beer consumption of your… — Andre the BFG Copy Share Image
When I did TV shows and movies, the studios did demographic research. They were shocked to find that my audience isn't just… — Pamela Anderson Copy Share Image
You heard from your friends That I'm doing okay And you're thinking, maybe you made a mistake And you want me to… — Kacey Musgraves Copy Share Image
“Ben, there are more important things going on,” I answered. “DESIGNATED DRIVER!” “What?” “You’re my designated driver! Yes! You are so designated!… — John Green Copy Share Image
pull a string, a puppet moves ... each man must realize that it can all disappear very quickly: the cat, the woman,… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
All excess is ill, but drunkenness is of the worst sort. It spoils health, dismounts the mind, and unmans men. It reveals… — William Penn Copy Share Image
A land not mine, still forever memorable, the waters of its ocean chill and fresh. Sand on the bottom whiter than chalk,… — Anna Akhmatova Copy Share Image
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