A school without grades must have been concocted by someone who was drunk on non-alcoholic wine. — Karl Kraus Copy Share Image
Well I got a bad liver and broken heart, yeah,I drunk me a river since you tore me apart — Tom Waits Copy Share Image
When I leave home, its always on my both feet, but I get back on both knees and hands, and thats on… — Aruho Marwin Machiaveli Copy Share Image
“98% of the things said by a drunk man are true; 98% of those said by a horny man aren’t.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
I just hope that one day - preferably when we’re both blind drunk - we can talk about it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The lie of a pipe dream is what gives life to the whole misbegotten mad lot of us, drunk or sober. — Eugene O'Neill Copy Share Image
Going to the opera, like getting drunk, is a sin that carries its own punishment with it. — Hannah More Copy Share Image
I am not so foolish as to murmur, if now, since I have drunk up my wine and beer, I have to… — Sigrid Undset Copy Share Image
It is Christlike work to soothe and sympathize, and only those who have drunk the cup of sorrow are fully equipped to… — W. Sangster Copy Share Image
Clubs are so lame. Nobody even dances at these clubs. They stand around and get drunk and they schmooze. There is no… — Shia LaBeouf Copy Share Image
So what we get drunk,so what we smoke weed, we're just having fun and we don't care who sees. So what we… — Wiz Khalifa Copy Share Image
I may be known as the girl who was sunbathing topless with a Prince but Jordan is known as that thick girl… — Jenny Frost Copy Share Image
Be careful with drinking this Christmas. I got so drunk last night I found myself dancing in a cheesy bar... Or, as… — Sean Hughes Copy Share Image
Republic. I like the sound of the word. It means people can live free, talk free, go or come, buy or sell,… — John Wayne Copy Share Image
“THERE WAS A TIME" "There was a time, everything was fine. You got drunk on the day like it was wine. And… — Marc Bolan Copy Share Image
Catherine" she paused. I waited, tapping my finger on my desk. Then she spoke words that had me almost falling out of… — Jeaniene Frost Copy Share Image
“I know it’s early in the party--the huge wine bottle’s still almost full, and the night is young--but I’m impressed at how… — Lauren Henderson Copy Share Image
You can never have too much sky . You can fall asleep and wake up drunk on sky, and sky can keep… — Sandra Cisneros Copy Share Image
I was walking downtown and the drunk tank stopped and picked me up... I was like, 'Wait a minute here fellas, there's… — Josh Blue Copy Share Image
Ah, Father! That’s words and only words! Forgive! If he’d not been run over, he’d have come home today drunk and his… — Fyodor Dostoevsky Copy Share Image
“(Nicholas)"Am I dead?" An odd question, but then she rememberd her mourning attire. "No sir, you are not." He relaxed a moment,… — Donna MacMeans Copy Share Image
I'm too drunk to recall much of what I've said. Which, come to think of it, is probably just as well, judging… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
But there's no joy at all, people say "Oh well he's drunk and happy let him sleep it off"--The poor drunkard is… — Jack Kerouac Copy Share Image
