I'm pretty sure being overly tired gives off somewhat of the same impression of being drunk. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Alison Scott: I was drunk! Ben Stone: Was your vagina drunk? — Knocked Up (The Movie Copy Share Image
Most British statesmen have either drunk too much or womanised too much. I never fell into the second category. — Baron George-Brown George Brown Copy Share Image
“...don't you know there ain't No devil, there's just god when he's drunk...” — Tom Waits Copy Share Image
“I'm sitting with my friends getting drunk again on wine, and I think about you” — Kate Nash Copy Share Image
“Miles, it's only morning and you're already drunk." "No, I'm not," I weakly protested. "I'm just thirsty.” — Rex Pickett Copy Share Image
I have never smoked and have always drunk a lot of water, but cleanse, tone and moisturise every day? No way! — Tori Amos Copy Share Image
North Carolina right now is going apeshit in a way no state ever has. Take every crazy, angry idea your drunk, right-wing… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
When kids hit one year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump… — Johnny Depp Copy Share Image
I'm not going to get drunk at a bar. There are younger girls who look up to me. So I do my… — Ashley Greene Copy Share Image
These new metal bands are going out, getting drunk and going to strip clubs, and they'll be doing the same in thirty… — Moby Copy Share Image
“Drunk on sports all over again, just like a seven-year old in New Jersey whose mom has just bought him two packs… — Tim Cowlishaw Copy Share Image
Through everything I've gone through- and I've been everywhere, at the top of the world, in jail, hung over drunk - I… — Dan O'Brien Copy Share Image
Alcoholism, tobacco, drunk driving, these things will always be with us. There's always going to be a certain percentage of any population… — Don Winslow Copy Share Image
And after you're real drunk, maybe go down to the public park and stagger around and ask people for money, and then… — Jack Handy Copy Share Image
“Drunk people, loud people, obvious and angry people, people stammering and stumbling, spilling drinks and scarfing small burned sausages and cheese cubes… — Paul Theroux Copy Share Image
I read something once that when you're online, your inhibitions are lowered to the state where you've had three drinks. Once you… — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
“She was not undamaged, however, and she knew it. No food or drink had passed her lips, but she had drunk deep… — Frances Hardinge Copy Share Image
“I have memories from my time in high altitude astronomy of being euphoric and giddy after discharging large amounts of industrial gas… — Steven Magee Copy Share Image
I took Alexey Brodovitch course at the New School. He taught me something that I've always remembered: After we did the initial… — Jerry Schatzberg Copy Share Image
Never have I enjoyed youth so thoroughly as I have in my old age. In writing Dialogues in Limbo, The Last Puritan,… — George Santayana Copy Share Image
“That night, I met some old college friends at Soho House, a private club in the meatpacking district of Manhattan. I hadn’t… — Neil Strauss Copy Share Image
He hated it when adults told him he only felt the way he did because he was young. As if being young… — Cory Doctorow Copy Share Image
