Only three types of people tell the truth: Kids, the drunk, and the angry. — Elizabeth Reyes Copy Share Image
I'm either a really good drunk or I'm an out and out shit, horrible, violent, abusive, emotional drunk. — Amy Winehouse Copy Share Image
We call it drunk philosophy. You have a few beers and you become a lot smarter. — Kenny Chesney Copy Share Image
I didn't want to be like a punch-drunk fighter, going around and reliving the big moment... — Greg Noll Copy Share Image
“Shame on you. Don't tell me you've been married for an hour and you've already got eyes for another woman.” — Mordecai Richler Copy Share Image
“There ain't no such thing as the devil that's just god when he's drunk.” — Tom Waits Copy Share Image
If I didn't know better, I'd think you were trying to get me drunk," I said to Ranger. "Not drunk," Ranger said.… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
So here I am. Twenty-eight years old, with thirty looming on the horizon. Drunk. Fat. Alone. Unloved. And, worst of all, a… — Jennifer Weiner Copy Share Image
Coffee, though a useful medicine, if drunk constantly will at length induce a decay of health , and hectic fever. — Jesse Torrey Copy Share Image
I am not so foolish as to murmur, if now, since I have drunk up my wine and beer, I have to… — Sigrid Undset Copy Share Image
Only the few times I've been to so-called treatment centers, which were a complete waste of money and useless. I didn't know… — William Eggleston Copy Share Image
It is Christlike work to soothe and sympathize, and only those who have drunk the cup of sorrow are fully equipped to… — W. Sangster Copy Share Image
So what we get drunk,so what we smoke weed, we're just having fun and we don't care who sees. So what we… — Wiz Khalifa Copy Share Image
Clubs are so lame. Nobody even dances at these clubs. They stand around and get drunk and they schmooze. There is no… — Shia LaBeouf Copy Share Image
I'm too drunk to recall much of what I've said. Which, come to think of it, is probably just as well, judging… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
But there's no joy at all, people say "Oh well he's drunk and happy let him sleep it off"--The poor drunkard is… — Jack Kerouac Copy Share Image
Ah, Father! That’s words and only words! Forgive! If he’d not been run over, he’d have come home today drunk and his… — Fyodor Dostoevsky Copy Share Image
I was walking downtown and the drunk tank stopped and picked me up... I was like, 'Wait a minute here fellas, there's… — Josh Blue Copy Share Image
Like other parties of the kind, it was first silent, then talky, then argumentative, then disputatious, then unintelligible, then altogether, then inarticulate,… — Lord Byron Copy Share Image
So, before leading my troops into battle, we would get drunk and drugged up, sacrifice a local teenager, drink their blood, then… — General Butt Naked Copy Share Image
The big story now is that President Bush is coming under attack for his service in the National Guard. The White House… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
“The wildly drunk man from the cabin next door to ours is in front of me in the crowd. He's so drunk… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
