Whenever I get sick, I get my immune system drunk so it will fight anything. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
“When a man gets drunk he gets sentimental. That's what I wanted to avoid.” — Jean-Paul Sartre Copy Share Image
If you love her, let her go out drinking with her friends. If she drunk dials you, she is yours — Pretty Ladii Copy Share Image
I can be drunk until 6 in the morning, and then I don't have to show up to work until 14 hours later. — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
“Dear 2600: Please forgive my last email to your magazine. I was drunk at the time.” — Emmanuel Goldstein Copy Share Image
I used to think if I didn't have a drink it was going to be a rubbish night, so I'd drink purely… — Megan McKenna Copy Share Image
...Whose souls, albeit in a cloudy memory, yet seek back their good, but, like drunk men, know not the road home. — Boethius Copy Share Image
Who else would find me at just this moment? First he found me drunk, now he found me cleaning up poo from… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You can party, but I better not catch you drunk. (Wulf) (Chris rolled his eyes, then bent down to said to Cassandra’s… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
“This was their third bar since Piccadilly and they were both agreed that the two of them were very drunk but had… — Kate Atkinson Copy Share Image
I remember when I was a kid rugby players were some big guys that drunk a lot of beer but now they… — Dorian Yates Copy Share Image
If you don't think you've got the blues, just keep living, and if you don't think you're drunk, just keep drinking what… — Buddy Guy Copy Share Image
I used to drink, I did. I had to quit. Man, I was an embarrassing drunk. I'd get pulled over by the… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
The true meaning of the precepts is that one should refrain not only from drinking alcohol but also from getting drunk on… — Bassui Tokusho Copy Share Image
Daytime television, you can tell who’s watching by the three kinds of commercials. Either it’s clinics for drying out drunks. Or it’s… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
My rebellion was telling my dad, "No, you're wrong, you don't know what's best for me. I'm not gonna waste my time… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
There was a euphoria in the music and the way it was delivered, and as the crowds started to get bigger, it… — Noel Gallagher Copy Share Image
“What is even happening here?" Will said, looking to each of us and the back to wherever the cougars had wandered off… — Christina Lauren Copy Share Image
There was a pause, static, a muttered "Give me that," by an indignant female. Then the normally quiet reserved Ashlyn was demanding,… — Gena Showalter Copy Share Image
There's something almost impossible about the criminal justice system when it comes to sexual assault cases. It immediately sets up a trial,… — Jon Shenk Copy Share Image
“So I don’t know why you’re trying to talk yourself out of it now. The hard stuff is over. You dumped the… — Christine Bell Copy Share Image
Faith is trusting Jesus to lead us and going where He leads. What avails it to me to analyze Saratoga water, and… — Theodore L. Cuyler Copy Share Image
