I just hope that one day - preferably when we’re both blind drunk - we can talk about it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The lie of a pipe dream is what gives life to the whole misbegotten mad lot of us, drunk or sober. — Eugene O'Neill Copy Share Image
Going to the opera, like getting drunk, is a sin that carries its own punishment with it. — Hannah More Copy Share Image
When I was at Upright Citizens Brigade, I would pretend to be a sad, drunk rapper. — Bobby Moynihan Copy Share Image
I admit that I have sometimes claimed to be Batman in the past. But only when really, really drunk. — Warren Ellis Copy Share Image
“People talk about survival. What they mean is killing the other guy.” — Steven Ramirez Copy Share Image
Friend: "I wasn't even that drunk !" Me: "Dude...you asked your girlfriend if she was single." — Anonymous Copy Share Image
they may all be drunk at my place, but they're all honest, and though we do lie-because I lie, too-in the end… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“When I'm in pain I want everyone I love on the island with me, sitting around the fire, getting drunk on coconut… — Melanie Gideon Copy Share Image
Going to a bar or pool hall doesn’t mean you’re a drunk, just like sitting in a henhouse doesn’t make you a… — Jase Robertson Copy Share Image
“During our time together in this place Holly didn’t outright avoid me or treat me rudely. But she wasn’t—how do women like… — Steven Ramirez Copy Share Image
My primary school teacher once poured a bottle of curdled school milk forcefully down my throat. Then I threw it up all… — Paul O'Grady Copy Share Image
“He took you by force–yes, he was drunk at the time. It’s not the first time that’s happened to a woman and… — W. Somerset Maugham Copy Share Image
Get drunk, Austin, have a love affair. It would be a tragedy to die and discover that you hadn't completely used up… — Jane Urquhart Copy Share Image
There would never be a way for me to live comfortably with people. Maybe I'd become a monk. I'd pretend to believe… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
... people are growing up in the slack flicker of a pale light which lacks the concentrated burn of a candle flame… — Adrienne Rich Copy Share Image
Catherine" she paused. I waited, tapping my finger on my desk. Then she spoke words that had me almost falling out of… — Jeaniene Frost Copy Share Image
In the Children's Zoo, Enrichment meant presenting the goats with a trash can smeared with peanut butter or dangling keys at the… — Ben Dolnick Copy Share Image
“I know it’s early in the party--the huge wine bottle’s still almost full, and the night is young--but I’m impressed at how… — Lauren Henderson Copy Share Image
You can never have too much sky . You can fall asleep and wake up drunk on sky, and sky can keep… — Sandra Cisneros Copy Share Image
Some men develop their own singularity. Football makes men conform to stereotypes: the warrior or the hunter. Football produces a certain kind… — Orlan Copy Share Image
From what I see, nowadays punk and anarchy are still connected with "fast loud music by smelly drunk chaos-people" and, yes, I… — G.W. Sok Copy Share Image
As kings are begotten and born like other men, it is to be presumed that they are of the human species; and… — Lord Chesterfield Copy Share Image
