A good friend is someone who gets ya drunk and then walks ya home afterwards. — Michael Monroe Copy Share Image
It's nerve-wracking singing in front of people. I think that's why most people get drunk for karaoke. — Emily Blunt Copy Share Image
And, drunk with my own madness, I shouted at him furiously, "Make life beautiful! Make life beautiful! — Charles Baudelaire Copy Share Image
Asquith, when drunk, can make a better speech than any of us when sober. — Bonar Law Copy Share Image
I play to all people - all colors, all creeds ~ drunk, sober, everybody. — Frank Sinatra Copy Share Image
The man who says, 'my country right or wrong' is like the man who says, 'my mother drunk or sober' — Gilbert K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
the only way to tolerate the thought of her mother sleeping with that man was to get drunk-very drunk. — Cecily von Ziegesar Copy Share Image
When I get a very generous introduction like that I explain that I'm emotionally moved, but on the other hand I'm Irish… — Barry McCaffrey Copy Share Image
Im drunk off your love, girl I'm buzzing and I cant get enough of your loving. Sipping you down girl I love… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I am prone to envy. It is one of my three default emotions, the others being greed and rage. I have also… — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
You know the stories of a woman saying to Churchill, 'Sir, you're drunk,' and he said to her, 'And you're ugly, but… — Thomas Howes Copy Share Image
When all is said and done, no literature can outdo the cynicism of real life; you won't intoxicate with one glass someone… — Anton Chekhov Copy Share Image
I suppose like others I have come through fire and sword, love gone wrong, head-on crashes, drunk at sea, and I have… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
“True, I am drunk, and small, and damp, but mistake not my moistness for weakness, although there's an argument to be made… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
I would imagine the inside of a bottle of cleaning fluid is really clean. I would imagine a vodka bottle is really… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Henry shook his head, 'I was drunk,' he said, trying to sound both ashamed and firm in this belief. He remembered the… — Anna Godbersen Copy Share Image
It is customary for columnists to complain about the excesses of Premiership footballers, whenever - as happens regularly - there is an… — Matthew Engel Copy Share Image
Many spiritual people are involved in a radical denial of what is happening. They want to transcend it, get rid of it,… — Adyashanti Copy Share Image
“None of these lads here were out getting fighting drunk last night. And thus we wear down mountains. Water dripping on a… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Country music is about new love and it's about old love. It's about gettin' drunk and gettin' sober. It's about leavin' and… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
Looking good kept me out of trouble. When I worked for Michael Alig, everybody was overdoing partying. It would take me so… — Amanda Lepore Copy Share Image
To hell with the truth! As the history of the world proves, the truth has no bearing on anything. It's irrelevant and… — Eugene O'Neill Copy Share Image
“You know, it's hard work to write a book. I can't tell you how many times I really get going on an… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
