The only reason people go to bars is to get drunk and have sex. To me, bars are what hell is like. — Clay Aiken Copy Share Image
I'd give all the champagne I've ever drunk to be playing alongside him in a big European match at Old Trafford. — George Best Copy Share Image
Sorry you get too drunk every weekend to ever get a cute new profile picture. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't know who Keyser Soze is, but whoever he is, he is going to get gloriously drunk tonight. — Kevin Spacey Copy Share Image
Two types of people that annoy me: Drunk people when I'm sober. Sober people when I'm drunk. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Beware the deadly fumes of that insane elation Which rises from the cup of mad impiety, And go, get drunk with that… — William Rounseville Alger Copy Share Image
All these poses of classical torture ruined my mind like a snake in the orchard. I did go from wanting to be… — Rufus Wainwright Copy Share Image
“And when he got home he started on Mumma. He hated her then, because in her fatness and untidiness and drabness she… — Ruth Park Copy Share Image
It's your 21st birthday... What are you doing sober at the front row of a concert? Is it your 21st birthday? By… — Andrew McMahon Copy Share Image
I try to make myself, and subsequently the audience, as uncomfortable as possible, whether it's completely desecrating a song they thought was… — J. Tillman Copy Share Image
He looked into the crowd for approval, saw his mother and father. He waved and they waved back. Smiles and Indian teeth.… — Sherman Alexie Copy Share Image
You don't really have to do the things that your character is doing. But us actors, we use something called sense memory.… — Jeff Bridges Copy Share Image
Science is a bit like the joke about the drunk who is looking under a lamppost for a key that he has… — Noam Chomsky Copy Share Image
I think a lot why our lives shows are good is because of the crowd, and because of the energy that they… — Jeff Rosenstock Copy Share Image
“Good morning,” she said. “Are you drunk?” She noticed what a split second it took for him to flare into aggression. “Do… — Hilary Mantel Copy Share Image
“I don't remember things. I black out and I can't remember where I've been or what I've done. Sometimes I wonder if… — Paula Hawkins Copy Share Image
Your pretended fear lest error should step in, is like the man that would keep all the wine out of the country… — Oliver Cromwell Copy Share Image
The uncomfortable truth is that we all enjoyed the party far too much to query where all the booze was coming from.… — Sean O'Grady Copy Share Image
Never get drunk at a best friend's house on pay day. You might not remember how much money you actually had before… — Keshia M Williams Copy Share Image
Different types of dangerous lives-You have no idea what you are living through; you rush through life as if you were drunk… — Friedrich Nietzsche Copy Share Image
“The guardian angel And little devil Sitting on my shoulders Pass a bottle Back and forth Laughing At my shortcomings So the… — James D. Casey IV Copy Share Image
