“it made one drunk with delight to look upon it.” — Mark Twain Following the Equator Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to support a wobbly table. Who got that table drunk, anyway? ” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“All right, said Nick. Let's get drunk. All right, Bill said. Let's get really drunk.” — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
I wasn't that drunk... Dude, you were in my bathroom begging my sponge for the krabby patty formula. e_e — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I rely on the promise, 'God is kind to women, fools, and drunk people.' — Jane Welsh Carlyle Copy Share Image
Putting my face in food is not a habit I have unless I'm really drunk. — Charlotte Dawson Copy Share Image
*Saturday Nights* Me: Online, eating, watching tv. Everyone else: Partying, getting high & drunk. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
She’s drunk dialing contractors ” Chloe said to Tara. “Someone should stop her. — Jill Shalvis Copy Share Image
I'd rather him (Grover Alexander) pitch a crucial game for me drunk, then anyone I've ever known sober. He was that good. — Rogers Hornsby Copy Share Image
What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the wind rustling through the leaves, that makes you… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
I have always smoked and drunk and loved too much. In fact I have lived not too long but too much. One… — Ian Fleming Copy Share Image
“Within half an hour almost all the women were drunk, a yardstick Laing had long used to measure the success of a… — J.G. Ballard Copy Share Image
Unlike some men, I had never drunk for boldness or charm or wit; I had used alcohol for precisely what it was,… — Frederick Exley Copy Share Image
I remember when I was a kid I used to come home from Sunday School and my mother would get drunk and… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Life on the road can get a little one-dimensional. I didn't want to reach 40 and have to say all I'd done… — Bruce Dickinson Copy Share Image
I've drunk Amazon's free Diet Coke. Nothing makes more sense to me than a company trying to make bookselling into a profitable… — Lev Grossman Copy Share Image
I would like a wine. The purpose of the wine is to get me drunk. A bad wine will get me as… — Steve Martin Copy Share Image
I think the Birmingham accent has a lot to do with that, it certainly doesn't help you when you're trying to put… — Clint Mansell Copy Share Image
I work with this wonderful five-piece band, The Tony Guerrero Quintet, along with Kate Flannery, who was Meredith the Drunk in The… — Jane Lynch Copy Share Image
Husband comes home drunk and breaks some crockery, vomits and falls down on the floor... Wife pulls him up and cleans everything.… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
“An empty bottle of Jack is almost just as beautiful as a new and unopened bottle...in the same sense as looking down… — Dave Matthes Copy Share Image
I have received some racist abuse, but you will never see me fighting back or being aggressive on Twitter. When I do… — Nadine Shah Copy Share Image
Well, the American public always wanted to vote for a guy and Bush was the perfect guy who they'd want… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
People are used to being stimulated. People are drunk on entertainment and when you're going out and seeing movies where 200 people… — Alex Jones Copy Share Image
