The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober. — William Butler Yeats Copy Share Image
Yo' bitch chose to roam in the Spitta zone, now you drunk watching E.T. wishing she phone home. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I used to get drunk in venues after my shows and sign the walls "Ed was here." So if you see that,… — Ed Sheeran Copy Share Image
“Indeed, these are not drunk, as you suppose, for it is only nine o’clock in the morning.” — Acts 2:15 Copy Share Image
I know some who are constantly drunk on books as other men are drunk on whiskey. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Kids make the best audiences. They're like drunk people - they don't mind telling you exactly what they think. — Alex Horne Copy Share Image
So, after awhile, you can only get so much happiness from a guy who's drunk come up and tell you you're great. — Rick Derringer Copy Share Image
Ride your emotions as the shallop rides the waves; don't get upset among them. There are people who enjoy getting swamped emotionally,… — Mary Hunter Austin Copy Share Image
There's something amazing about tea. It's good before a meal, after a meal, when drunk, when taking drugs, while playing football and… — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
“-Would it help if I said I was very drunk? Brachio shook his head. - We all were. -Shitty childhood? -Mummy used… — Joe Abercrombie Copy Share Image
'My country, right or wrong' is a thing no patriot would ever think of saying except in a desperate case. It is… — Gilbert K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
A child sees everything in a sense of newness - he is always drunk. Genius is nothing but childhood re-attained at will. — Charles Baudelaire Copy Share Image
Today was the annual Easter egg roll on the White House lawn. Usually when you see something rolling on the White House… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
No, what he didn't like about heroes was that they were usually suicidally gloomy when sober and homicidally insane when drunk. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
I hate crowds of people pretending to be happy on one night of the year, where they get drunk and obnoxious by… — Kenny Hickey Copy Share Image
“When I was little I would think of ways to kill my daddy. I would figure out this or that way and… — Kaye Gibbons Copy Share Image
She was made up of more, too. She was the books she read in the library. She was the flower in the… — Betty Smith Copy Share Image
Life passes. Eternity comes to meet us with great strides. Soon we shall be living with the very life of Jesus. Having… — Therese of Lisieux Copy Share Image
POSSIBLE OPENERS AFTER YOU'VE GOTTEN DRUNK AND SLEPT IN YOUR GUY ROOMMATE'S BED (A LIST):1. Hey, Drew, thanks for letting me sleep… — Lauren Barnholdt Copy Share Image
Smoking pot makes people talk for long periods of time, for instance, so people who advocate pot won't shut the hell up… — Doug Benson Copy Share Image
“I’m drunk,” she mutters. “I can already feel the hangover.” “Thraxa’s good at making it feel like a moral obligation to keep… — Pierce Brown Copy Share Image
“It was so dark outside, I forgot where I was. I had no sense of geography or time or space, not even… — Ree Drummond Copy Share Image
And here I thought we would just be talking, little did I know we'd be taking chances in the closet. You get… — SayWeCanFly Copy Share Image
