“(Henry requests Sin marry Caledonia) I would sooner geld myself. Drunk. With a dull knife. (Sin)” — Kinley MacGregor Copy Share Image
It is better to be drunk with loss and to beat the ground, than to let the deeper things gradually escape. — Ivy Compton-Burnett Copy Share Image
A drunk doesn't try to stand up; a drunk tries not to fall down. — Matthew McConaughey Copy Share Image
Move somewhere with decent public transit so you don't drive drunk and hit somebody. — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
“Nothing makes you promise more than the steady supply of alcohol.” — Anthony T. Hincks Copy Share Image
Got drunk. Passed out on the patio for 3 hours. That's about as close to camping as it gets for me. Thug Life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Be wild and crazy and drunk with Love, if you are too careful, LOVE will not find you. — Rumi Copy Share Image
Maybe we should all get DRUNK and tell each other things we're to afraid to say SOBER — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I do not want to look back in the future and bear the burden of stiffing the American people with a government… — George Santos Copy Share Image
We'd boil this whisky because we thought that would make it stronger. So we thought we were getting drunk, but in fact… — Neneh Cherry Copy Share Image
Drink without getting drunk Love without suffering jealousy Eat without overindulging Never argue And once in a while, with great discretion, misbehave — Dan Buettner Copy Share Image
A meal without whisky is like a day without sunshine, except that on a day without sunshine you can still get drunk. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have a really good time some nights, but then I push it over the edge and ruin my boyfriend's night. I'm… — Amy Winehouse Copy Share Image
And how could I believe that Australian wine was automatically inferior to wine sourced from other regions on the planet when I… — Matt Haig Copy Share Image
My approach to writing and recording now is pretty much the same as when I started. Except now I worry even less… — Erin McKeown Copy Share Image
“If country music has taught me anything, it's that getting drunk probably isn't the best method of dealing with heartbreak. But I'm… — Ruth Emmie Lang Copy Share Image
If I'm not the one thing you can't stand to lose, If I'm not that arrow to the heart of you, If… — Reba McEntire Copy Share Image
“You know,” she said dreamily, passing over his question, “you’re not nearly as handsome as Lord St.Vincent.” “There’s a surprise,” he said… — Lisa Kleypas Copy Share Image
Jamie," I said, "how, exactly, do you decide whether you're drunk?" Aroused by my voice, he swayed alarmingly to one side, but… — Diana Gabaldon Copy Share Image
But playing your music as loud as you want and coming home drunk aren't real life. Real life, it turns out, is… — Donald Miller Copy Share Image
Children of the Nephilim," Magnus said. "Well, well. I don't recall inviting you." Isabelle took out her invitation and waved it like… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
Human beings are chimpanzees who get crazy drunk on power. By saying that our leaders are power-drunk chimpanzees, am I in danger… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
Now Moore, Jennifer Moore, 18, on her way to college. She was 5-foot-2, 105 pounds, wearing a miniskirt and a halter top… — Bill O'Reilly Copy Share Image
“I actually got so drunk I wrapped myself around the toilet bowl of the Scollay Square Cafe and got pissed and puked… — Jack Kerouac Copy Share Image
