I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk! — Yogi Berra Copy Share Image
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You never realize how annoying drunk people are until you are the sober one. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I blew the lot on vodka and tonic, gambling and fags. Looking back, I think I overdid it on the tonic. — Stan Bowles Copy Share Image
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I was carrying a drunk college student, at about 2:00 am, when I ran over a small tree branch on the surface.… — Wiley Hollingsworth 144 Nw Stadium Way Pullman Wa 99163 Copy Share Image
I was in bar about 15 years ago, a relationship had ended badly, I was very drunk and I thought I would… — Moby Copy Share Image
If the wine drinker has a deep gentleness in him, he will show that when drunk. But if he has hidden anger… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Must've been some lay for her to be so bent out of shape over it." "I couldn't say," he muttered. "I don't… — Sylvia Day Copy Share Image
“I might not have behaved the way I did. I might not have gotten drunk every night, slept around, done drugs, woken… — Elizabeth Haynes Copy Share Image
These days, teachers have it rough. Kids can be hyperactive, disobedient, and obnoxious. It must feel like being locked in a room… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
The good show is not about people fighting or getting drunk or throwing up on each other, or hating each other -… — Cat Deeley Copy Share Image
What is more insane than to be partakers of the Sacraments of the Lord and not partakers of the words of the… — Saint Augustine Copy Share Image
[Dona Maria] saw that the people of this world moved about in an armor of egotism, drunk with self-gazing, athirst for compliments,… — Thornton Wilder Copy Share Image
“Well, make up your mind. I don’t have all night.” Fidelia set her beer on the porch and removed a set of… — Kerrelyn Sparks Copy Share Image
“Thank god for Vegas. Seriously. A lobotomy wasn’t as effective as a weekend three hours of Red Bull away (from LA, not… — Christy Heron Copy Share Image
... Wild Bill had his faults, grievous ones, perhaps ... He would get drunk, gamble, and indulge in the general licentiousness characteristic… — Jack Crawford Copy Share Image
Look. Every partisan in every party has to learn one thing: Sometimes your people are wrong. To paraphrase an old retort, saying… — James Lileks Copy Share Image
The great thing about Europe is that things have not been represented [as much]. If you open the door of a bar… — Thomas Bidegain Copy Share Image
Are you there vodka? It's me, Chelsea. Please get me out of jail and I promise I will never drink again. Drink… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
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