“I didn't want to be DRUNK. IN. PUBLIC. I wanted to be drunk in a BAR. I was THROWN. into. public.” — Ron White Copy Share Image
Do not get drunk with wine, which will only ruin you; instead, be filled with the Spirit. — Paul In The Bible Copy Share Image
If you're not drunk and half naked by this point, you're not paying attention. — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
At four o'clock in the morning, when everyone is drunk enough, then extraordinary things can happen. — James A. Baldwin Copy Share Image
God damn, I'm rich as fuck. Drunk as hell. Throwing money, pick it up. Life is good, live it up. — Wiz Khalifa Copy Share Image
“Any connoisseur knows you've got to be drunk to really enjoy a good romance.” — Osamu Dazai Copy Share Image
“Just because life gave her sour grapes didn't mean she had to stomp them into wine and get drunk.” — Melissa Wright Copy Share Image
“Motherhood doesn’t suit me, she once confessed to Budur, drunk. I don’t have the stomach for not knowing what comes next.” — Hala Alyan Copy Share Image
I don't want to look out and perform in front of people who are drunk. I did that when I was playing… — Anne Murray Copy Share Image
The typical computer network isn't like a house with windows, doors, and locks. It's more like a gauze tent encircled by a… — Robert David Steele Copy Share Image
I know what I think but I don't know how to put it into words. Maybe I could get a little bit… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
As long as we are children, we have the ability to experience things around us--but then we grow used to the world.… — Jostein Gaarder Copy Share Image
and I get refill number three or four and the wine is making my bones loose and it's giving my hair a… — Aimee Bender Copy Share Image
Me, I'd prefer to have a good reputation rather than getting press for being scandalous, getting drunk in public, staying out late… — Sophia Bush Copy Share Image
“The guinea pig took another sip of his beer and rolled his eyes in exasperation - was this never going to end?… — Stewart Lee Allen Copy Share Image
Bill Clinton sitting on Air Force One getting his hair cut while people around the country cooled their heels and waited for… — Dee Dee Myers Copy Share Image
It's been a day and all I did was prey... It's been a week and I couldn't sleep... It's been a month… — Jacob Thompson Copy Share Image
To use the image of Che Guevara to sell vodka is a slur on his name and memory. He never drank himself,… — Alberto Korda Copy Share Image
If a man can only write well when drunk, I'll tell him: get drunk. And if he tells me that his liver… — Fernando Pessoa Copy Share Image
“Wow, she doesn't have any bones. Like, at all. Where the f*ck are her bones? Am I still drunk? Did I sleep… — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“Don't drive a car in the dream, else you won't drive it on earth. Don't wish to become, else you won't become.… — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
Getting drunk . . . you're in complete control up to a point. It's your choice, every time you take a sip.… — Jim Morrison Copy Share Image
Of all my prosecutorsnot one is my peer, but each and all are my political sovereigns; and had your honor submitted my… — Susan B. Anthony Copy Share Image
