I like my wine and vodka, but that doesn't mean I fall about drunk. I know my limits. — Ridley Scott Copy Share Image
I was somewhat drunk with what I had done. And I am always one to prefer being sober. — Gertrude Stein Copy Share Image
You'd think when you saw my old MTV stuff that I was always drunk and high and all that stuff. I wasn't. — Pauly Shore Copy Share Image
You're not DRUNK until u have to grab onto the grass to keep u from falling off the earth — Joke Guys Copy Share Image
“Get in the fucking car. You're a mean drunk. You haven't seen me mean, mama's boy! I told you we're close! Yeah,… — Jamie McGuire Copy Share Image
Ive never drunk coffee. Im convinced it has something to do with why my skin is good. I have either mint, green… — Saffron Aldridge Copy Share Image
There would never be a way for me to live comfortably with people. Maybe I'd become a monk. I'd pretend to believe… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
I've always watched actors on the red carpet getting drunk and making idiots of themselves and now I'm happy to join their… — Ethan Hawke Copy Share Image
The last thing I stole was a box of Coca Cola from a parked truck in Adelaide. I was nice and drunk.… — Ronald Biggs Copy Share Image
“He took you by force–yes, he was drunk at the time. It’s not the first time that’s happened to a woman and… — W. Somerset Maugham Copy Share Image
Get drunk, Austin, have a love affair. It would be a tragedy to die and discover that you hadn't completely used up… — Jane Urquhart Copy Share Image
Only the few times I've been to so-called treatment centers, which were a complete waste of money and useless. I didn't know… — William Eggleston Copy Share Image
“He went to the bar and stood there a while. But he was in the way of people getting their drinks. He… — Melissa Banks Copy Share Image
I go to the saltwater and wash off the blood, trying to decide which I hate more, pain or itching. Fed up,… — Suzanne Collins Copy Share Image
Almost everything we do is automatic, yet we're not aware of that. We feel like there's a circle of light. We're like… — Jonathan Haidt Copy Share Image
I would like to apologize for referring to George W. Bush as a 'deserter.' What I meant to say is that George… — Michael Moore Copy Share Image
The basic function of a comic is stand-up because it's so straightforward and simple. If the audience don't laugh, you didn't do… — Marcus Brigstocke Copy Share Image
“You know, it's hard work to write a book. I can't tell you how many times I really get going on an… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
In the Children's Zoo, Enrichment meant presenting the goats with a trash can smeared with peanut butter or dangling keys at the… — Ben Dolnick Copy Share Image
... people are growing up in the slack flicker of a pale light which lacks the concentrated burn of a candle flame… — Adrienne Rich Copy Share Image
