I am as drunk as a lord, but then, I am one, so what does it matter ? — Bertrand Russell Copy Share Image
I've been drunk only once in my life. But that lasted for twenty-three years. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
When your companions get drunk and fight, take up your hat and wish them good night — Proverb Copy Share Image
Hey I have waited so long, to gather up my courage she has got me love drunk fumbling my words. — JLS Copy Share Image
“There’s no better way for a woman to punish a man than to make him sleep away from her.” — Steven Ramirez Copy Share Image
“Oh my God. I'm not Keith Richards. I'm Otis from Mayberry! A fucking drunk!” — Dave Mustaine Copy Share Image
One reason I dont drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“What are you going to do with the money Anne? Let's all go up town and get drunk!” — Lucy Maud Montgomery Copy Share Image
Anyone who shoots a real gun at you when drunk and angry is simply not husband material, regardless of his taste in… — James Tiptree Jr Copy Share Image
I used to drink, I did, I had to quit. Man, I was an embarrassing drunk. I'd get pulled over by the… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
I have fought my fight, I have lived my life, I have drunk my share of wine; From Trier to Coln there… — Charles Kingsley Copy Share Image
“All I wanted for Christmas was a New Years Eve party that I would never forget. Too bad I got too drunk… — Carroll Bryant Copy Share Image
“I give you my drunk permission to ignore whatever the sober me tells you. You should like the drunk me better, anyway,… — R.K. Lilley Copy Share Image
I didn't show up at the ceremony to collect any of my first three Oscars. Once I went fishing, another time there… — John Ford Copy Share Image
It's not name dropping, but not many people can say, like me, that they spent the day with the likes of Francis… — Jeffrey Bernard Copy Share Image
“She gave herself a hard twist and fell into a sitting position, staring at me with those maggot-filled doll’s eyes.” — Steven Ramirez Copy Share Image
Women are brilliant. Every woman knows how to do the weirdest thing right out of the bucket. Every woman knows how to… — Tim Allen Copy Share Image
Let us have wine and woman, mirth and laughter, Sermons and soda water the day after. Man, being reasonable, must get drunk;… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I've never had something - like, you know, drunk people have tried to do that to me, and I instantly shut it… — Seth Rogen Copy Share Image
Go to bed, you fool," Calcifer said sleepily. "You're drunk." "Who, me?" said Howl. "I assure you, my friends, I am cone… — Diana Wynne Jones Copy Share Image
In a field, I am the absence of field. In a crowd, I am the absence of crowd. In a dream, I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Playing a drunk doesn't mean being a drunk, only bad actors try to be drunk. A real drunk tries to be sober,… — Martin Landau Copy Share Image
The visual is sorely undervalued in modern scholarship. Art history has attained only a fraction of the conceptual sophistication of literary criticism.… — Camille Paglia Copy Share Image
Half of them kept repeating my name, trying to get it right, while the other half laughed. But they were harmless. Fun… — Jay Asher Copy Share Image
