My friends are getting married. I'm getting drunk. I think we know who the real winner is. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There's nothing better for hosting a show than a bunch of people daytime-whiskey drunk. — Nick Kroll Copy Share Image
“We are born. We die. Somewhere in between we live. And how we live is up to us. That’s it.” — Steven Ramirez Copy Share Image
When most people get drunk, they see snakes. But, when snakes get drunk, they see Jake Roberts! — Jerry Lawler Copy Share Image
Promise me one thing: don't take me home until I'm drunk - very drunk indeed. — Audrey Hepburn Copy Share Image
Fresh is better. But you've never drunk fresh blood. Have you?" Simon raised his eyebrow in response. "Well, aside from mine of… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you. I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over… — Paperboi Copy Share Image
Usually the kids are portrayed as very one-dimensional. Like these mindless animals that just have three things on their minds: getting laid,… — Molly Ringwald Copy Share Image
He's just not that into you if he only wants to see you when he's drunk. If he likes you, he'll want… — Greg Behrendt Copy Share Image
In Manhasset you were either Yankees or Mets, rich or poor, sober or drunk...You were 'Gaelic' or 'garlic," as one schoolmate told… — J. R. Moehringer Copy Share Image
The NHL's opinion of itself is so high… Let them get drunk on their greatness. We'll see how many Euros look our… — Alexander Medvedev Copy Share Image
Ann Coulter to me is someone who says things that I say all the time, but I say them at three in… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
I attended a very small junior high and specially in the end that became a disaster. The principal was pretty senile and… — Jonathan Brandis Copy Share Image
If I was drunk, I wouldn’t be here at all. And really, this is pretty good for four White Russians.” “White what?”… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
My idol is Emile Zola. He was a man of the left, so people expected of him a kind of 'Les Miserables,'… — Tom Wolfe Copy Share Image
“Everyone was amazed and puzzled. They each heard their own language! “What does this mean?” some asked. Others sneered, “They’re drunk on… — Daniel Partner Copy Share Image
I've been reading reviews of my stories for twenty-five years, and can't remember a single useful point in any of them, or… — Anton Chekhov Copy Share Image
“There were, however, a few exceptions. One was Norma Dodsworth, the poet, who had not unpleasantly drunk but had been sensible enough… — Arthur C. Clarke Copy Share Image
I am the dust in the sunlight, I am the ball of the sun . . . I am the mist of… — Rumi Copy Share Image
Everywhere I Go, Bitches always know That Charlie Scene has got a weenie that he loves to show(bitch) Everywhere I Go, Bitches… — Hollywood Undead Copy Share Image
Only sad sacks and conformists need things like no kiss on New Year's Eve to remind them to feel lonely. They're as… — Julie Klausner Copy Share Image
