I blew the lot on vodka and tonic, gambling and fags. Looking back, I think I overdid it on the tonic. — Stan Bowles Copy Share Image
You never realize how annoying drunk people are until you are the sober one. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“There ain't no such thing as the devil that's just god when he's drunk.” — Tom Waits Copy Share Image
“Shame on you. Don't tell me you've been married for an hour and you've already got eyes for another woman.” — Mordecai Richler Copy Share Image
I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk! — Yogi Berra Copy Share Image
“The sound of him drinking was indescribable—like dirty runoff down a storm drain.” — Steven Ramirez Copy Share Image
“Miles, it's only morning and you're already drunk." "No, I'm not," I weakly protested. "I'm just thirsty.” — Rex Pickett Copy Share Image
These new metal bands are going out, getting drunk and going to strip clubs, and they'll be doing the same in thirty… — Moby Copy Share Image
“Drunk on sports all over again, just like a seven-year old in New Jersey whose mom has just bought him two packs… — Tim Cowlishaw Copy Share Image
Through everything I've gone through- and I've been everywhere, at the top of the world, in jail, hung over drunk - I… — Dan O'Brien Copy Share Image
Alcoholism, tobacco, drunk driving, these things will always be with us. There's always going to be a certain percentage of any population… — Don Winslow Copy Share Image
“Men drunk with ambition and power do not ground their weapons, nor stop to recognise the fellow-humanity of those they are about… — Ellis Peters Copy Share Image
I still party all the time and hang out with everyone who drinks, but I just don't personally, and don't really have… — Slash Copy Share Image
When I'm lying drunk at an airport the press call me Irish... but when I win an Oscar, I'm classified as British. — Brenda Fricker Copy Share Image
Ride your emotions as the shallop rides the waves; don't get upset among them. There are people who enjoy getting swamped emotionally,… — Mary Hunter Austin Copy Share Image
Life passes. Eternity comes to meet us with great strides. Soon we shall be living with the very life of Jesus. Having… — Therese of Lisieux Copy Share Image
POSSIBLE OPENERS AFTER YOU'VE GOTTEN DRUNK AND SLEPT IN YOUR GUY ROOMMATE'S BED (A LIST):1. Hey, Drew, thanks for letting me sleep… — Lauren Barnholdt Copy Share Image
London, black as crows and noisy as ducks, prudish with all the vices in evidence, everlastingly drunk, in spite of ridiculous laws… — Paul Verlaine Copy Share Image
If any man has drunk a little too deeply from the cup of physical pleasure; if he has spent too much time… — Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin Copy Share Image
It is not merely our own desire but the desire of Christ in His Spirit that drives us to grow in love.… — Thomas Merton Copy Share Image
Oh you, unceasing sun, to me Your particles communicate The luminous essence of God, Are you our God? I do not know.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Anthony raised his red plastic cup to me and shouted something, but it was too hard to hear over the music. “What?”… — Becca Fitzpatrick Copy Share Image
Consider the death of Princess Diana. This accident involved an English citizen, with an Egyptian boyfriend, crashed in a French tunnel, driving… — Mark Riebling Copy Share Image
