We call it drunk philosophy. You have a few beers and you become a lot smarter. — Kenny Chesney Copy Share Image
Do you find it easy to get drunk on words?" "So easy that, to tell you the truth, I am seldom perfectly… — Dorothy L. Sayers Copy Share Image
Taking advantage of someone whilst they're drunk is completely wrong and frankly, just disgusting. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Muscat is like a mind-altering drug. A stroll in its streets is like getting drunk for the first time” — Sara Sheridan Copy Share Image
He made her drunk, this man made her drunk; and every time his eyes flashed into hers she could not breathe. — Kristin Cashore Copy Share Image
You know how sometimes when you're drunk you say something you sort of regret... to Ace Frehley? — Eugene Mirman Copy Share Image
“Fuck. I know we’re both pretty liquored up but neither one of us is drunk enough for this conversation.” — Joanne McClean Copy Share Image
If there was a pill that allowed you to drink and not get drunk, an alcoholic would go "What happens if you… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
You cannot prevent a man getting drunk if he wishes to do so, but when he becomes a nuisance, then you interfere. — Jiddu Krishnamurti Copy Share Image
Anybody can be a non-drunk. It takes a special talent to be a drunk. It takes endurance. Endurance is more important than… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
The man that gets drunk is little else than a fool, And is in the habit, no doubt, of advocating for Home… — William Topaz McGonagall Copy Share Image
No, my friend, I am not drunk. I have just been to the dentist, and need not return for another six months!… — Agatha Christie Copy Share Image
It seems that whatever we do is somehow beyond reproach - murder, rape, drunk driving - as long as we go on… — Eric Stoltz Copy Share Image
It is now conceded that all idea of British intervention is at an end... I want to hug the army of the… — Henry Adams Copy Share Image
I've never drunk coffee. I'm convinced it has something to do with why my skin is good. I have either mint, green… — Saffron Aldridge Copy Share Image
But there's no joy at all, people say "Oh well he's drunk and happy let him sleep it off"--The poor drunkard is… — Jack Kerouac Copy Share Image
“(Nicholas)"Am I dead?" An odd question, but then she rememberd her mourning attire. "No sir, you are not." He relaxed a moment,… — Donna MacMeans Copy Share Image
I'm too drunk to recall much of what I've said. Which, come to think of it, is probably just as well, judging… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Well, make up your mind. I don’t have all night.” Fidelia set her beer on the porch and removed a set of… — Kerrelyn Sparks Copy Share Image
“Thank god for Vegas. Seriously. A lobotomy wasn’t as effective as a weekend three hours of Red Bull away (from LA, not… — Christy Heron Copy Share Image
What is more insane than to be partakers of the Sacraments of the Lord and not partakers of the words of the… — Saint Augustine Copy Share Image
[Dona Maria] saw that the people of this world moved about in an armor of egotism, drunk with self-gazing, athirst for compliments,… — Thornton Wilder Copy Share Image
Like other parties of the kind, it was first silent, then talky, then argumentative, then disputatious, then unintelligible, then altogether, then inarticulate,… — Lord Byron Copy Share Image
Half-drunk on well-creamed gas station coffee and the exhilarating loneliness of a freeway in nighttime... — John Green Copy Share Image
People are disappointed if you're not entertaining and to be entertaining often means to be drunk. — Matthew Brannon Copy Share Image
So, after awhile, you can only get so much happiness from a guy who's drunk come up and tell you you're great. — Rick Derringer Copy Share Image
My partner on a pill, my other partner drunk, rollin a lot I'm trying to get fucked up. — Waka Flocka Flame Copy Share Image
I was so drunk the whole time that I took bottles for girls and girls for bottles. — Anton Chekhov Copy Share Image
And in the end, we were all just humans...Drunk on the idea that love, only love, could heal our brokenness. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I play to all people - all colors, all creeds ~ drunk, sober, everybody. — Frank Sinatra Copy Share Image
It's nerve-wracking singing in front of people. I think that's why most people get drunk for karaoke. — Emily Blunt Copy Share Image
And, drunk with my own madness, I shouted at him furiously, "Make life beautiful! Make life beautiful! — Charles Baudelaire Copy Share Image
Asquith, when drunk, can make a better speech than any of us when sober. — Bonar Law Copy Share Image
I became a terrible drunk or alcoholic - or a good one depending on your point of view. — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
I wasn't that drunk Dude, you ran up to a tree yelling, Look how big this piece of brocolli is! — Seth Rogan Copy Share Image