“Beeeeeeeeeer" slurred the drunk from the floor; stirring to life at the sound of alcohol.” — Rob J. Hayes Copy Share Image
“They are not unattractive in the sense that I am drunk and they likely have female genitalia.” — Lance Carbuncle Copy Share Image
“Even now I can’t describe the fear that contaminated my blood like black ink.” — Steven Ramirez Copy Share Image
As far as I'm concerned the only thing to do is sit in a room and get drunk — Jack Kerouac Copy Share Image
In the middle of a crazy and drunk life, you have to hang onto the good and sober moments tightly. — Sherman Alexie Copy Share Image
As an actor, that's nerve-wracking enough [drunk and doing coke] because you have to do it at the right level. — Ray Romano Copy Share Image
Sit, be still, and listen, because you're drunk and we're at the edge of the roof. — Rumi Copy Share Image
I'm touring and I'm bored and it's an off day or I'm travelling and boom, there ya go, it's fun again cause… — Kirk Windstein Copy Share Image
“You were drunk. I wanted to hear the words when you were of sound mind. Women get drunk all the time and… — Jodi Ellen Malpas Copy Share Image
Two whales walked into a bar. One said, Weeeeeeeee-ooooooooo-uuuuuuuuuu-hhhh. The other whale said, Shut up, Steve. You're drunk! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
“If you ever have children, tell them they must always be drunk. Drunk on love, drunk on poetry, drunk on wine, it… — Benjamin Hale Copy Share Image
That's why we fuck up all the paper we see. We hit the clubs, fuckin ladies for free. Getting drunk, off and… — Jim Jones Copy Share Image
Our Adonais has drunk poisonoh! What deaf and viperous murderer could crown Life's early cup with such a draught of woe? — Percy Bysshe Shelley Copy Share Image
“You don't know what a bad day is until you wake up after a three-day drunk and find out a trap spider… — Matt Ponticello Copy Share Image
YOU EVER BEEN SO DRUNK AND THOUGHT YOU WERE IN A GIRLS BATHROOM TO PISS AND WENT HER CLOSET AND PISSED ON… — Mike Epps Copy Share Image
“None of these lads here were out getting fighting drunk last night. And thus we wear down mountains. Water dripping on a… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Oscar!” she shouted into the hallway. A young man, quite mortal and very drunk, appeared. “Really, Oscar! What are you doing?” “Attempting… — Rhiannon Frater Copy Share Image
The reason that last-ditch political maneuvering has become business as usual in Washington is that the actors involved are drunk on blame… — Walter Kirn Copy Share Image
“He went to the bar and stood there a while. But he was in the way of people getting their drinks. He… — Melissa Banks Copy Share Image
I go to the saltwater and wash off the blood, trying to decide which I hate more, pain or itching. Fed up,… — Suzanne Collins Copy Share Image
Almost everything we do is automatic, yet we're not aware of that. We feel like there's a circle of light. We're like… — Jonathan Haidt Copy Share Image
I would like to apologize for referring to George W. Bush as a 'deserter.' What I meant to say is that George… — Michael Moore Copy Share Image
The basic function of a comic is stand-up because it's so straightforward and simple. If the audience don't laugh, you didn't do… — Marcus Brigstocke Copy Share Image
I was a little drunk. Not drunk in any positive sense but just enough to be careless. — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
Drunk on the cock, never been harder. We light things up like a fucking fire starter. — 360 Copy Share Image
When I played drunks I had to remain sober because I didn't know how to play them when I was drunk. — Richard Burton Copy Share Image
Every time we have been drunk on Jager it's been - either we didn't remember or it's been insane. — Charlie Benante Copy Share Image
“Watch her eyes the first time you really fuck her deep. You'll be drunk on her for days. I was.” — Kit Rocha Copy Share Image
“Two things a man can't hide; that he is drunk and that he is in love.” — Aman Jassal Copy Share Image
I was so delirious that I drank a glass of water, thought it wine and got glorious drunk. — Will M Cook Copy Share Image
“I may not know what love is,” he said, “but, by God, at least I’ve never gotten drunk by myself.” — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
There are plenty of alcoholics who can be magnificent when drunk: it does not make them any less alcoholic. — Ingrid Bengis Copy Share Image
I'm a hop on the bus with Biz. Yo Brother let's get drunk and I'm coming with blunt after blunt of this… — Layzie Bone Copy Share Image
“Remember literature, Charlie? It involved getting drunk and getting laid.” — Don DeLillo Copy Share Image
You can't kill rock and roll without a silver bullet because she's a werewolf. — Anthony Langston Copy Share Image
It's as if people used the invention of seat belts as an opportunity to take up drunk driving. — John Lanchester Copy Share Image
When I'm drunk I tell the cops the fires lit themselves I swear it, they seem to never beileve me though — Mike Campbell Copy Share Image
“I beg your pardon; I am drunk without a drink. English wine & words are vulnerable to every man.” — Santosh Kalwar Copy Share Image
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