“I'll show you an imaginative re-creation, my fist imaginatively re-creating your fucken face for starters.” — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
“There ain't no such thing as the devil that's just god when he's drunk.” — Tom Waits Copy Share Image
“Shame on you. Don't tell me you've been married for an hour and you've already got eyes for another woman.” — Mordecai Richler Copy Share Image
I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk! — Yogi Berra Copy Share Image
“The sound of him drinking was indescribable—like dirty runoff down a storm drain.” — Steven Ramirez Copy Share Image
“When love intoxicates your heart, it is difficult for your soul to remain sober.” — Matshona Dhliwayo Copy Share Image
There is a communication of more than our bodies when bread is broken and wine is drunk. And that is my answer… — M. F. K. Fisher Copy Share Image
Drunk man get pulled over, the officer ask the man if hes been drinking he says no and slaps a beer label… — Unkknown Copy Share Image
“No, I love you. Not like a sister loves a brother or like a friend loves a friend. I love you like… — John Green Copy Share Image
“Thus, in the boy’s mind, drink and destruction braided together. Intoxication, he concluded, was a swift and effective catalyst for havoc.” — Kelsey Brickl Copy Share Image
I got drunk in Canada. I was there for 2 days but I was drunk there for 4 days. I don't know… — Adam Carolla Copy Share Image
Books are my friends, where it's okay to be silent, where you're not a freak if you don't want to get drunk,… — Julie Gregory Copy Share Image
By far the best cure for hangovers is not drinking excessively the night before.This cure has a 100% success rate, and as… — John Green Copy Share Image
I got arrested for graffiti. I got arrested - a lot of, like, underage drinking, drunk in public, shoplifting, you know, your… — James Franco Copy Share Image
After the rise of Thatcherism, the smashing of the trade unions, and the post-cold war sense that any alternative to free-market capitalism… — Owen Jones Copy Share Image
“I am drunk. I usually only drink like this once a month. At such times my audacity and temerity know no bounds.… — Anton Chekhov Copy Share Image
Most Americans are born drunk, and really require a little wine or beer to sober them. They have a sort of permanent… — Gilbert K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
One is astonished in the study of history at the recurrence of the idea that evil must be forgotten, distorted, skimmed over.… — W. E. B. Du Bois Copy Share Image
I will say that going to these meetings and things, you know, I thought that, you know, be in a room with… — Lynda Carter Copy Share Image
My big thing is to get onstage sober. Whatever happens from there happens. But you get onstage drunk and it's not going… — Craig Finn Copy Share Image
“As I was walking past Tony Pastor's I saw Pat, the lesbian bouncer, throw a drunken young sailor out into the street.… — William S. Burroughs Copy Share Image
I don't say that the drunk man is the real man, and the sober man merely a shell. But you find out… — Kingsley Amis Copy Share Image
I blew the lot on vodka and tonic, gambling and fags. Looking back, I think I overdid it on the tonic. — Stan Bowles Copy Share Image
You never realize how annoying drunk people are until you are the sober one. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Fuck. I know we’re both pretty liquored up but neither one of us is drunk enough for this conversation.” — Joanne McClean Copy Share Image
Do you find it easy to get drunk on words?" "So easy that, to tell you the truth, I am seldom perfectly… — Dorothy L. Sayers Copy Share Image
He made her drunk, this man made her drunk; and every time his eyes flashed into hers she could not breathe. — Kristin Cashore Copy Share Image
“Muscat is like a mind-altering drug. A stroll in its streets is like getting drunk for the first time” — Sara Sheridan Copy Share Image
Taking advantage of someone whilst they're drunk is completely wrong and frankly, just disgusting. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You know how sometimes when you're drunk you say something you sort of regret... to Ace Frehley? — Eugene Mirman Copy Share Image
Only three types of people tell the truth: Kids, the drunk, and the angry. — Elizabeth Reyes Copy Share Image
I'm either a really good drunk or I'm an out and out shit, horrible, violent, abusive, emotional drunk. — Amy Winehouse Copy Share Image
We call it drunk philosophy. You have a few beers and you become a lot smarter. — Kenny Chesney Copy Share Image
I didn't want to be like a punch-drunk fighter, going around and reliving the big moment... — Greg Noll Copy Share Image
