Drunk with beauty, I tore down Armfuls of blossoms. How desolate the marred sky! — Alison Croggon Copy Share Image
By the time dessert arrives I am usually so drunk, I can't remember what I'm serving. — Ruby Wax Copy Share Image
Yeah Jesus could turn water in to wine, but he didn't share. Douche. — Anthony Langston Copy Share Image
“Enemy are your friends"... YOOU ARE FUCKING DRUNK... THIS CONCLUSION IS FUCKING WRONG.” — Deyth Banger Copy Share Image
Magic, madam, is like wine and, if you are not used to it, it will make you drunk. — Susanna Clarke Copy Share Image
Just wondering on a scale from 1 to David Hasselhoff how drunk you were planning on getting this evening. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Shut up. I'm drunk and I'm trying to confess, so just let me do it, okay?” — Jennifer Echols Copy Share Image
“Be silent, and sit down, for you are drunk, and this is the edge of the roof. —RUMI” — Robert V.S. Redick Copy Share Image
When I'm lying drunk at an airport the press call me Irish... but when I win an Oscar, I'm classified as British. — Brenda Fricker Copy Share Image
“Maybe he was too drunk to hear me when I told him to stop. Maybe I didn’t say it loudly enough. Maybe… — Amy Hatvany Copy Share Image
A drunk driver when he hits someone will not know until later that he has just caused the death of someone, and… — Collin Mitchell Copy Share Image
Bad girl, drunk by six, kissing someone else's lips. Smoked to many cigarettes today, I'm not happy when I act this way. — Madonna Ciccone Copy Share Image
Instructions for Adam Look after no one except yourself. Go to university and make lots of friends and get drunk. Forget your… — Jenny Downham Copy Share Image
“He was your usual man when it came to romance, which is to say he couldn’t recite Baa Baa Black Sheep when… — Tyne O'Connell Copy Share Image
Today was the annual Easter egg roll on the White House lawn. Usually when you see something rolling on the White House… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
I hate crowds of people pretending to be happy on one night of the year, where they get drunk and obnoxious by… — Kenny Hickey Copy Share Image
Most young people seem to be behaving very intelligently: They look at things once in a while, but then they find it… — Volkmar Sigusch Copy Share Image
“Isn’t she wonderful? A really fine talent, and so beautiful, too.” “Yes,” I said quietly, clapping as well and taking care not… — Kerstin Gier Copy Share Image
Sometimes I write drunk and revise sober, and sometimes I write sober and revise drunk. But you have to have both elements… — Peter De Vries Copy Share Image
I was haunted always by my other life-my drab room in the Bronx, my square foot of the subway, my fixation upon… — F. Scott Fitzgerald Copy Share Image
“Each of us is aware he's a material being, subject to the laws of physiology and physics, and that the strength of… — Stanisław Lem Copy Share Image
“Hey, Ivashkov! Open up. " Avery argued. She kept pounding on the door and yelling, and finally, Adrian answered. His hair stuck… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
One man affirms that he has rode post a hundred miles in six hours; probably it is a lie; but supposing it… — Lord Chesterfield Copy Share Image
Im's offspring stare at stars and make clocks that calculate useless happenings like the angle of a hawk's claws as it strikes… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“He was so drunk that he would have stubbornly denied that he was.” — Filippo Bologna Copy Share Image
I am an intelligent drunk because an intelligent drunk carries his liquor with him — Synyster Gates Copy Share Image
A man will part with anything so long as he's drunk, and you're drunk with him. — D. H. Lawrence Copy Share Image
Come, for my part I will have only those glorious, manly pleasures of being very drunk, and very slovenly. — William Wycherley Copy Share Image
“I have written less than most writers. But I have drunk far more than most drinkers.” — Guy Debord Copy Share Image
Knowledge is the only water which makes one thirsty when it is drunk. — Mehmet Murat Ildan Copy Share Image
If a girl gets assaulted, it's not because she was drunk. It's because somebody decided to assault her. — Jon Shenk Copy Share Image
Bessie Braddock: "Winston, you're drunk. Churchill: "Bessie, you're ugly. But tomorrow I shall be sober. — Winston Churchill Copy Share Image
Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus. — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image
When you are lying drunk at the airport you're Irish. When you win an Oscar you're British. — Brenda Fricker Copy Share Image
I would have drunk a lot of Pinot Grigio if I'd lost after leading 5-2 in the third. — Martina Navratilova Copy Share Image
