“My manners, abominable at times, can be sweet. As I grew older I became a drunk. Why? Because I like ecstasy of… — Jack Kerouac Copy Share Image
11 year olds today are like: 'Omg I love smokin pot. I get like so drunk. Yolo!' Me when I was 11:… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“If it’s any reassurance, after what he’s drunk today, I don’t think he could even raise a smile, let alone anything else.” — Jodi Taylor Copy Share Image
More free time means more time to waste. The worker who used to have only a little time in which to get… — Robert M. Hutchins Copy Share Image
I stopped drinking when I was 23. I kind of started when I was 13, so it was a 10-year run. But… — John Mulaney Copy Share Image
Daddy, when he drank, just became sweeter. There wasn't a mean thought in his body. I've always said he was like a… — Carol Burnett Copy Share Image
The other day around the way I seen you illin' at a party. Drunk as skunk you illin' punk and in your… — Run DMC Copy Share Image
What I do with my kids is - and I think they probably do ignore us - is No Alcohol. If they're… — Ayelet Waldman Copy Share Image
“I’m having a real day of it. There was something I had to do. But what? There are no alternatives, just the… — Frank O'Hara Copy Share Image
I'm floating inside my skin. I could go on floating like this for days. Right now, the real world with its heartbreak… — Libba Bray Copy Share Image
It does matter where you go to church, it does matter where you worship, it does matter where you lift your head,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Joe!” he groaned, attempting to speak clearly. “Joe! Good ol’ Joe!” “Captain, you’re drunk!” Lofflin said, stating the obvious while trying to… — Christina Engela Copy Share Image
I know one gay ex-Mormon who is a talented, self-destructive alcoholic. Whenever he is drunk and going on a tear, we are… — Andrew Solomon Copy Share Image
When you have really exhausted an experience you always reverence and love it. The two things that nearly all of us have… — Gilbert K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
Lastly, tea--unless one is drinking it in the Russian style--should be drunk WITHOUT SUGAR. I know very well that I am in… — George Orwell Copy Share Image
“Alice opened the door when I rang. She had on green pyjamas and held a hairbrush in one hand. She looked wearily… — Dashiell Hammett Copy Share Image
“I came in several times and spoke, but perhaps you were asleep when I thought you were awake.' 'You are very considerate… — R.K. Narayan Copy Share Image
I have lived carefully, sheltered myself from the cold winds, eaten moderately of what was in season, drunk fine claret, slept in… — Evelyn Waugh Copy Share Image
Republic . . . it means people can live free, talk free, go or come, buy or sell, be drunk or sober, however they choose. — John Wayne Copy Share Image
I think if you're fame-hungry, go out to a nightclub and get drunk... why do that? I don't understand how some people… — Zac Efron Copy Share Image
A girl texting you hundreds of miles away saying,I'm drunk. Is like lasagna texting you from Italy saying,I'm delicious. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Delia picked at the raw sores of her conscience...Drunk or sober, Delia lived in the small town in her heart, ignoring the… — Dorothy Allison Copy Share Image
I was a savage for so many years of my life. There was some seed of determination in me that I was… — Daniel Day-Lewis Copy Share Image
The story goes that I first had the idea for The Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy while lying drunk in a field… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
The Lover is ever drunk with Love. He is mad. She is free. He sings with delight. She dances in ecstasy. Caught… — Rumi Copy Share Image
“What do you think? The last party she threw for you, you came home with an inflatable cock on your head as… — Elle Aycart Copy Share Image
I am a butterfly drunk with life. I don't know where to soar, but I won't allow life to clip my beautiful… — Janusz Korczak Copy Share Image
You've gotten drunk on so many kinds of wine. Taste this. It won't make you wild. It's fire. Give up, if you… — Rumi Copy Share Image
“and now sometimes I’m interviewed, they want to hear about life and literature and I get drunk and hold up my cross-eyed… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
“He snuffles. Oh, no. He's not going to cry, is he? Because even though it's sweet when guys cry, I am so… — Stephanie Perkins Copy Share Image
“You meet a new guy, analyze him, not good for marriage, not good for a relationship, not good for fucking, maybe excepting… — Irina Bors Copy Share Image
“Kevin slapped a box of hot dogs down on the rock. “What the hell was that?” “A kiss. It’s something guys like… — Shannon Stacey Copy Share Image
“He patted my shoulder. "What's up with you? All of a sudden, you're bucking the system." "i got drunk and had an… — J.C. Isabella Copy Share Image
“today i received a postcard i sent to myself last week from another city when i was nearly too drunk to stand,… — Christoper Poindexter Copy Share Image
What you gon' do with all that junk? All that junk inside your trunk? I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk, Get… — CharismaticsPresidentSarj Copy Share Image
I thought, When a man is properly drunk it is as though he is an a room by himself--there is a physical,… — Patrick deWitt Copy Share Image
High school sucked. It was a universal truth, and whoever said these were supposed to be the best years of your life… — Kami Garcia Copy Share Image
Just take a chance let's see if we can make it 'til we're older. When I think about you I get love… — Yung Beazie Copy Share Image
“I am not quite sober you know. In fact, I am drunk, but I cannot help feeling this is all a trifle,… — Georgette Heyer Copy Share Image
I don't drink, and I don't smoke. It's a personal preference. My mom has never drunk or smoked. I look up to… — Ashley Tisdale Copy Share Image