I'm not drunk onstage, although I've done that a couple of times when I was younger. It's partly just the way I… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
When you're at a comedy club, if you're not funny, you don't work. People will let you know, whether it's by booing… — Brad Stine Copy Share Image
The roots and herbes beaten and put into new ale or beer and daily drunk, cleareth, strengtheneth and quickeneth the sight of… — Nicholas Culpeper Copy Share Image
Life gives back what you give out. If you go around grumpy and drunk, then that is what life throws back at… — Bez Copy Share Image
Certain nights, when everything's perfect and we have thousands of people partying their asses off, I break my rule and have a… — Kenny Chesney Copy Share Image
I'm not a big drinker and I don't smoke either. I've only been drunk a few times, but I did moon my… — Nikki Sanderson Copy Share Image
I wasn't drinking to get drunk. It's social drinking, so what's the point? It's empty calories, you're poisoning yourself. — Spencer Matthews Copy Share Image
No one can get really drunk on a novel or a painting, but who can help getting drunk on Reethoven's Ninth, Rartok's… — Milan Kundera Copy Share Image
They are preserving the sanctity of marriage, so that two gay men who've been together for twenty-five years can't get married, but… — Lea DeLaria Copy Share Image
Most of us had never seen a sober redneck before, and we have the Reagan Landslide to testify that none of us… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
Politicians are really getting desperate. In fact, Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid sent out a final fundraising email to Democrats with the… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
It's never been about trying to look well-behaved. It's just how I am. I guess it's a weird thing to be 19… — Taylor Swift Copy Share Image
“She has drunk a lot. There have been at least three glasses since she got here, and there were many more back… — Jojo Moyes Copy Share Image
“So they gave me love in form of poison and tiny little pills, programming my emotions, teaching me how to feel. To… — Charlotte Eriksson Copy Share Image
“I guess in my beer-soaked mind it would all just magically work out, and she'd be so happy to see me she'd… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
Dont kid yourself into thinking that drinking will make your life more exciting unless, of course, your definition of exciting is making… — Melchor Lim Copy Share Image
“how could you possibly look ten women in the face and ask why they had gotten you drunk and made a game… — Robert Jordan Copy Share Image
Having been familiar with "drunk" once or twice myself, that lick just came to me - and yeah, it sounded very drunk,… — Johnny Depp Copy Share Image
Pie can’t compete with cake. Put candles in a cake, it’s a birthday cake. Put candles in a pie, and somebody’s drunk… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
“These are the words of a fool: I am happy to be a fool, for i won't spend my time gazing at… — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
“We knew each other’s histories and secrets, hopes and fears and dreams. When you need to get good and drunk, that’s the… — Jacqueline Carey Copy Share Image
“I had been out of the game for too long. I couldn’t even get drunk and flirt anymore. I could however, get… — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
Picking up someone at a bar when youre drunk, is like going to the grocery store hungry¦ You end up taking home… — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
One pleasant surprise was when I interviewed Butch Patrick. I was expecting this bitter old drunk, and instead he had a total… — Gilbert Gottfried Copy Share Image
I could get drunk and run around Nashville naked. But I won't because I want to set a good example for my… — Taylor Swift Copy Share Image
“When Ruth spots a man she likes, she gets him drunk, strips off his clothes, and hops into bed with him. When… — Sam Torode Copy Share Image
[In my bio] is no drunk driving, there's no DUI's, there's no possession of cocaine, none of that stuff so you know,… — Jeff Dunham Copy Share Image
“When you are on your purpose, your preoccupation isn't what you don't have yet. You've already drunk too much of WHO YOU… — Assegid Habtewold Copy Share Image
Personality must be accepted for what it is. You mustn't mind that a poet is a drunk, rather that drunks are not… — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
When I am not drunk I do not talk. You have never heard me talk much. But an intelligent woman is sometimes… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Does my character hate Bree? Well, let's just put it this way. Bree hasn't seen the last of me. I gave that… — Alfre Woodard Copy Share Image
“of always being in control? No, not exactly that, she decided. What she had told Kristen was true. She had certainly never… — Rosalind James Copy Share Image
Everybody in recovery smokes. If you don't like smoking, don't even bother trying to get sober. Just stay drunk. — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
Oh, you crows! Feast away! What a spread! Soup straight from the eye sockets! And thick red sake! But don't have too… — Eiji Yoshikawa Copy Share Image
Although wine when it is read somewhat lacks the savour of wine when it is drunk, wine remains a very pleasant thing… — William Blake Copy Share Image
If you make a fool of yourself in front of a cat, he will sneer at you, if you are sober; he… — Chuck Jones Copy Share Image
“Drunk am I with very love and awe; 'Twas ever thus with veritable seers-- Too drunk with joy to tell us what… — Omar Khayyám Copy Share Image
When irony first makes itself known in a young man's life, it can be like his first experience of getting drunk; he… — Robertson Davies Copy Share Image
Every weekend, I would get the drunk driving lecture. Of course, Dad drank and drove all the time. I guess it wasn't… — Christopher Titus Copy Share Image
Waking up drunk, going to bed sober, friend calls you and says that was the best party they ever gone to with… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
![“Having been familiar with "drunk" once or twice myself, that lick just came to me - and yeah, it sounded very drunk, so I presented it to Alice [Cooper]. It felt like he wrote the lyrics in about a minute.” quote by Johnny Depp](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/67b/johnny-depp-658_drunk_having-been-familiar-with-drunk-once-or_963410.jpg)
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