Why is it when miley cyrus gets naked and licks a sledge hammer its art and music. But when I do it… — Fading_scars Copy Share Image
You know what the worst part about my drinking is? When I'm drunk I slur. You know, like I say racial slurs.… — Amy Schumer Copy Share Image
There were times that I would be drunk and just leave a place by myself because I had an impulse and wasn't… — Andy Daly Copy Share Image
Alcohol is perfectly consistent in its effects upon man. Drunkenness is merely an exaggeration. A foolish man drunk becomes maudlin; a bloody… — Willa Cather Copy Share Image
“How do you know when you are too drunk to drive? When you swerve to miss a tree then realize it was… — Mike Miller Copy Share Image
Pie can't compete with cake. Put candles in a cake, it's a birthday cake. Put candles in a pie, someone's drunk in… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
And Christ says of that which is blessed, which is offered, received, eaten and drunk: This is My body; this is My… — Martin Chemnitz Copy Share Image
Let me apologize right now for all of the drunk tweets & pictures that will be posted tonight. Dont hate me. Bye. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I wanted to wrap that moment up in tissue paper and save it forever someplace near my heart, just so I could… — Christine Zolendz Copy Share Image
“People keep asking what I do for a living and I keep saying that I don’t believe in making a living. That… — Charlotte Eriksson Copy Share Image
Blessed the man that hath visited 'Akká, and blessed he that hath visited the visitor of 'Akká. Blessed the one that hath… — Bahá'u'lláh Copy Share Image
Don't drive drunk. Ever. Don't shag anyone you don't like, or who doesn't like you. Get a look at how people live… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“Oh,for God's sake," I scolded myself, channeling Frankie. "It's just a French session.It's just a French session with a cute guy.It's just… — Melissa Jensen Copy Share Image
I know if I don't look after myself, I will be talking to you in a couple of years' time mumbling my… — Anthony Joshua Copy Share Image
One who has drunk at the fountain of spiritual happiness says good-by of his own accord to the satisfactions that come from… — Maria Montessori Copy Share Image
When I was doing drugs and alcohol, I thought I'll have a drink and a line of this and I'll smoke this.… — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image
Sometimes I like to get drunk and buy things on the internet, and then I wake up the next day and find… — Marilyn Manson Copy Share Image
The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
If you're going to succeed, you've got to be like one of those punch-drunk fighters in the old Warner Bros. boxing pictures:… — Frank Darabont Copy Share Image
I would hit a scene about my mother screaming at me during her breakdown, drunk or using pills, and she'd turn into… — Leigh Newman Copy Share Image
I love women, I love alcohol, and I love combining the two. If God invented anything better than drunk sex with a… — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
“A Drunkard I've never been an individual entity. Sixty trillion cells! I'm a living collectivity. I'm staggering zigzag along, sixty trillion cells,… — Ko Un Copy Share Image
“What's going on in your head?" "I don't know," I whisper back. "Then it's like kissing someone who's drunk. It doesn't count.” — Suzanne Collins Copy Share Image
“Life doesn’t just fuck you over on a Saturday night when you’re blackout drunk; it can just as easily fuck you over… — Kunal Nayyar Copy Share Image
Could the two people who are making out please be quiet?" the Colonel asked loudly from his sleeping bag. "Those of us… — John Green Copy Share Image
This is where Wulf’s people would get drunk and party for a week. All hail the Vikings, forerunners to the frat boys!… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
I was having a good time before, but you grow up after a couple years and realize, "I can't get drunk like… — Mac DeMarco Copy Share Image
“It's possible I mentally calculate the danger of being relatively drunk for the entirety of the next few weeks.” — Christina Lauren Copy Share Image
“Snap out of it," I said. I wasn't in the mood. With a huge effort, Eric reined himself in. "When you smell… — Charlaine Harris Copy Share Image
There isn’t a nightclub in the world that you can sit in for a long time unless you can at least buy… — J. D. Salinger Copy Share Image
In order not to feel time's horrid fardel bruise your shoulders, grinding you into the earth, get drunk and stay that way.… — Charles Baudelaire Copy Share Image
I thought about the days i had handed over to a bottle..the nights i can't remember..the mornings i slept thru..all the time… — Mitch Albom Copy Share Image
I've been drinking tequila for a long time now, and it's never been about drinking to get drunk. I don't do that.… — Sammy Hagar Copy Share Image
“I wish I could get drunk and do useful things without remembering -like finishing a book, or cleaning the tub.” — Edward Southgate Copy Share Image
She didn't want to have anything to do with the party. She was tired of feeling like she didn't fit in, but… — Candace Bushnell Copy Share Image
There's a joke in economics about the drunk who loses his keys in the street but only looks for them under the… — Christina Romer Copy Share Image
The sport of skiing consists of wearing three thousand dollars worth of clothes and equipment and driving two hundred miles in the… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
Here's a tip: never get drunk while wearing a hooded sweatshirt. You will eventually think there's someone right behind you. — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
The eloquent man is he who is no beautiful speaker, but who is inwardly and desperately drunk with a certain belief. — Ralph Waldo Emerson Copy Share Image
Something I tell my students is to read once; then if you still have problems with it, read it a second time.… — Felix Gonzalez-Torres Copy Share Image
