Whisky, I find, helps clarity of thought. And reduces pain. It has the additional virtue of making you drunk or, if taken… — Julian Barnes Copy Share Image
You know what the worst part about my drinking is? When I'm drunk I slur. You know, like I say racial slurs.… — Amy Schumer Copy Share Image
Alcohol is perfectly consistent in its effects upon man. Drunkenness is merely an exaggeration. A foolish man drunk becomes maudlin; a bloody… — Willa Cather Copy Share Image
There were times that I would be drunk and just leave a place by myself because I had an impulse and wasn't… — Andy Daly Copy Share Image
Water is the medicine for indigestion; it is invigorating when the food that is eaten is well digested; it is like nectar… — Chanakya Copy Share Image
The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
If you're going to succeed, you've got to be like one of those punch-drunk fighters in the old Warner Bros. boxing pictures:… — Frank Darabont Copy Share Image
I would hit a scene about my mother screaming at me during her breakdown, drunk or using pills, and she'd turn into… — Leigh Newman Copy Share Image
“And then, as someone turned the music up by the bar, I kicked off my shoes and I began to dance. It… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“One of the rarest and most beautiful things in this world is to meet someone who has the ability to intoxicate you.… — Richie Singh Copy Share Image
“You look different." His words, normally crisp,are now sluggish. "So do you," I say.And he does-he looks more relaxed,younger. "What are you… — Veronica Roth Copy Share Image
When I got into my early 20s, I was going to bed one nightI was still drinking, still using drugs, and probably… — Randy Travis Copy Share Image
“When the subject turns to abortion, cosmetic intervention, birth, motherhood, sex, love, work, misogyny, fear, or just how you feel in your… — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
My father's life was changed right before my eyes [when he trusted Christ]. It was like someone reached down and switched on… — Josh McDowell Copy Share Image
Don't you drink? I notice you speak slightingly of the bottle. I have drunk since I was fifteen and few things have… — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
The outstretched arms of Jesus exclude no one, not the drunk in the doorway, the panhandler on the street, gays and lesbians… — Brennan Manning Copy Share Image
“How do you know when you are too drunk to drive? When you swerve to miss a tree then realize it was… — Mike Miller Copy Share Image
Pie can't compete with cake. Put candles in a cake, it's a birthday cake. Put candles in a pie, someone's drunk in… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
Let me apologize right now for all of the drunk tweets & pictures that will be posted tonight. Dont hate me. Bye. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And Christ says of that which is blessed, which is offered, received, eaten and drunk: This is My body; this is My… — Martin Chemnitz Copy Share Image
Sometimes I like to get drunk and buy things on the internet, and then I wake up the next day and find… — Marilyn Manson Copy Share Image
“Life doesn’t just fuck you over on a Saturday night when you’re blackout drunk; it can just as easily fuck you over… — Kunal Nayyar Copy Share Image
This is where Wulf’s people would get drunk and party for a week. All hail the Vikings, forerunners to the frat boys!… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
Could the two people who are making out please be quiet?" the Colonel asked loudly from his sleeping bag. "Those of us… — John Green Copy Share Image
I was having a good time before, but you grow up after a couple years and realize, "I can't get drunk like… — Mac DeMarco Copy Share Image
“It's possible I mentally calculate the danger of being relatively drunk for the entirety of the next few weeks.” — Christina Lauren Copy Share Image
There isn’t a nightclub in the world that you can sit in for a long time unless you can at least buy… — J. D. Salinger Copy Share Image
“Snap out of it," I said. I wasn't in the mood. With a huge effort, Eric reined himself in. "When you smell… — Charlaine Harris Copy Share Image
I love women, I love alcohol, and I love combining the two. If God invented anything better than drunk sex with a… — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
“A Drunkard I've never been an individual entity. Sixty trillion cells! I'm a living collectivity. I'm staggering zigzag along, sixty trillion cells,… — Ko Un Copy Share Image
“What's going on in your head?" "I don't know," I whisper back. "Then it's like kissing someone who's drunk. It doesn't count.” — Suzanne Collins Copy Share Image
She didn't want to have anything to do with the party. She was tired of feeling like she didn't fit in, but… — Candace Bushnell Copy Share Image
There's a joke in economics about the drunk who loses his keys in the street but only looks for them under the… — Christina Romer Copy Share Image
In order not to feel time's horrid fardel bruise your shoulders, grinding you into the earth, get drunk and stay that way.… — Charles Baudelaire Copy Share Image
I've been drinking tequila for a long time now, and it's never been about drinking to get drunk. I don't do that.… — Sammy Hagar Copy Share Image
I thought about the days i had handed over to a bottle..the nights i can't remember..the mornings i slept thru..all the time… — Mitch Albom Copy Share Image
“I wish I could get drunk and do useful things without remembering -like finishing a book, or cleaning the tub.” — Edward Southgate Copy Share Image
So goddamn easy to write this, You make it spill on the page. So drunk on yourself, self-righteous, The laughing stock of… — Lamb Of God Copy Share Image
“Glancing at the bottle of tequila in Tate’s hand, Logan questioned much more calmly than he felt, “How full was that?” Tate… — Ella Frank Copy Share Image
Hen wife pulls her husband, whos fully drunk, to bed & tries removing his shirt & husband replies- LADY¦ LEAVE ME ALONE,… — AB Copy Share Image
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