Dead drunk is the term I think of, insensible, neither cool nor warm, without a head or a foot. To be drunk… — Anne Sexton Copy Share Image
I might get drunk one day and fall in love or fall over a hooker outside, and I would have consummated a… — Oliver Reed Copy Share Image
If the world were a bar, America would currently be the angry drunk waving around a loaded gun. Yeah, the other people… — Wil Wheaton Copy Share Image
Any form of government, not just Capitalism, is whatever people who have all our money, drunk or sober, sane or insane, decide… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“You have never heard me talk much. But an intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend his time with… — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
You know, people ask, "How does the chemistry happen?" It's like being in a bar when you're drunk. You see the person,… — Sandra Bullock Copy Share Image
There's no question that we need tougher drunk-driving laws for repeat offenders. We need to take a lesson from European countries where… — Jesse Ventura Copy Share Image
“Nonsense. This is my first beer. Ah only ever moon people sober. Y’ never know what horrible things might happen if’n ya… — Elliott Kay Copy Share Image
A lot of people think that since I'm drunk in my stories, I must be drunk 24 hours a day. What kind… — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
“Where had he been? Drinking, obviously. Then she started cataloging all the ways he was worthless. On fool impulse, as his most… — Charles Frazier Copy Share Image
In the long term everyone traffics in foregone conclusions, and in the short term they just get drunk. This is the way… — Paul Neilan Copy Share Image
I'm not for drunk driving - however, the states ought to decide. Different states have different penalties for drunk driving because they're… — Tucker Carlson Copy Share Image
Everyone is sinning, so it's no longer rebellious to sin. You're just a conformist if you're drunk; and naked; driving around in… — Mark Driscoll Copy Share Image
I'm a sports fan sometimes when I'm drunk. All my friends gamble on sports so whenever we watch a game, everyone's pissed… — Pablo Francisco Copy Share Image
“Her expression turned serious. "In another life, I could love you." I watched her for a moment, staring into her glassed-over eyes.… — Jamie McGuire Copy Share Image
On True Blood — I've never told anybody this—but I was so nervous and I was so drunk that after I shot… — Lizzy Caplan Copy Share Image
Judges make tough decisions on child abuse, divorce, property disputes, drunk driving, domestic violence and other issues that should be free from… — Roy Cooper Copy Share Image
Credit buying is much like being drunk. The buzz happens immediately and gives you a lift... The hangover comes the day after. — Joyce Brothers Copy Share Image
I dont know why everybody is giving Prince Harry a hard time. Hes like every other red-blooded American man - he wants… — Nathan Lane Copy Share Image
“So, don’t matter tomorrow morning you still think I’m a dick. ’Cause now, even though you’re drunk, I’m gonna take you inside… — Kristen Ashley Copy Share Image
Playing new songs at festivals is weird, obviously. People at festivals are always a bit drunk, and probably just want to hear… — Dan Smith Copy Share Image
There comes a time in every man's life when he wakes up drunk on the toilet and begins to doubt the choices… — Paul Neilan Copy Share Image
And it occurs to me that if I were aboard a rowboat floating in the middle of all the beer I've drunk… — Al Purdy Copy Share Image
For my most of my career I've been a falling-down drunk. Most of my interviews were done hungover, and for a while… — Moby Copy Share Image
When you have problems drink and smoke, if not then sleep, if its still there then face it, theres nothing you can… — Franc Copy Share Image
I got arrested for graffiti. I got arrested - a lot of, like, underage drinking, drunk in public, shoplifting, you know, your… — James Franco Copy Share Image
Complaining that a comic is drunk is like going to a titty bar and complaining because your lapdancer is a communist. — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
By far the best cure for hangovers is not drinking excessively the night before.This cure has a 100% success rate, and as… — John Green Copy Share Image
“No, I love you. Not like a sister loves a brother or like a friend loves a friend. I love you like… — John Green Copy Share Image
“Thus, in the boy’s mind, drink and destruction braided together. Intoxication, he concluded, was a swift and effective catalyst for havoc.” — Kelsey Brickl Copy Share Image
I got drunk in Canada. I was there for 2 days but I was drunk there for 4 days. I don't know… — Adam Carolla Copy Share Image
Books are my friends, where it's okay to be silent, where you're not a freak if you don't want to get drunk,… — Julie Gregory Copy Share Image
Drunk man get pulled over, the officer ask the man if hes been drinking he says no and slaps a beer label… — Unkknown Copy Share Image
Acting like a drunk = hilarious; taking care of a drunk = horrendous. Just like making fun of ugly people = hilarious; being ugly = horrendous. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“...The drunk and the maimed both are dragged forward out of the arena like a boneless Christ, one man under each arm,… — David Foster Wallace Copy Share Image
There is a communication of more than our bodies when bread is broken and wine is drunk. And that is my answer… — M. F. K. Fisher Copy Share Image
My husband is the only guy I've ever dated where I've never been drunk around him. I couldn't handle dating without drinking… — Alison Rosen Copy Share Image
Then I figured it would be a good plan to hire a few sailors to work for me, get them out to… — Carl Panzram Copy Share Image
“Her boozy breath was day-old, but of quality of Origin. Malt whisky, Carl guessed. The air was so thick with it, an… — Jussi Adler-Olsen Copy Share Image
I was drunk: Christian and drunk. They just don't go together. But that's what happened. And the next day, obviously God had… — Jim Hamilton Copy Share Image
