Every weekend, I would get the drunk driving lecture. Of course, Dad drank and drove all the time. I guess it wasn't… — Christopher Titus Copy Share Image
Waking up drunk, going to bed sober, friend calls you and says that was the best party they ever gone to with… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
“I have no idea what time it is in London, and have had too much wine to bother with the math to… — J. Kenner Copy Share Image
The vastly different sentences afforded drunk drivers and drug offenders tells us who is viewed as disposable - someone to be purged… — Michelle Alexander Copy Share Image
No temperance society which is well officered and which has the real good of our fellow-men in view, will ever get drunk… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
It is time to get drunk! So as not to be the martyred slaves of Time, get drunk; get drunk without stopping!… — Charles Baudelaire Copy Share Image
It's amazing. Being clearheaded for a show, for starters. Not being reflux-y because of the amount of beer you've drunk. — Ladyhawke Copy Share Image
It reminded him of his Uncle Seamus, the notorious and poetic drunk, who would sit down at the breakfast table the morning… — Molly O'Neill Copy Share Image
I think I've had enough, I might get a little drunk I say what's on my mind, I might do a little… — Rhianna Copy Share Image
Context is everything. Dress me up and see. I'm a carnival barker, an auctioneer, a downtown performance artist, a speaker in tongues,… — Jonathan Lethem Copy Share Image
“By half-past one the last drop of pleasure had evaporated, leaving nothing but headaches. We perceived that we were not splendid inhabitants… — George Orwell Copy Share Image
What we have are good gray ballplayers, playing a good gray game and reading the good gray Wall Street Journal. They have… — Bill Veeck Copy Share Image
So what do people see when they read that well-behaved women rarely make history? Do they imagine good-time girls in stiletto heels… — Laurel Thatcher Ulrich Copy Share Image
For tonight I'm famous, for tonight I'm king And I will be remembered, for centuries of sand This man was a hero,… — Mars Mavis Paul John Copy Share Image
Love's the only thing I've thought of or read about since I was knee-high. That's what I always dreamed of, of meeting… — Ben Hecht Copy Share Image
When I went to the Oscars - the only time I've ever been to the Oscars - a few years ago, I… — Carey Mulligan Copy Share Image
The highest form of wisdom is to get drunk and go to pieces. The highest form of wisdom is to get drunk… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
Whenever I have talked to anyone at too great length, I am like a man who has drunk too much, and ashamed,… — Jules Renard Copy Share Image
Me being drunk may not be pleasing for you but remember this; drunken or not I still love you and I know… — Pf Copy Share Image
Let others seek renown in arms; For me wine's wars have greater charms: Then fill the bowl, boy; fill it high: 'Tis… — Anacreon Copy Share Image
They think they're normal, because they all do the same thing. Well, I'm going to pretend that I have drunk from the… — Paulo Coelho Copy Share Image
Husband comes home drunk and breaks crockery, vomits and falls down on the floor. Wife pulls him up and cleans everything. ... — Mazher (@mazher50 Copy Share Image
“We know that you don't want to be a drunk and you don't want to be hooked on addictive drugs. You do… — Chris Prentiss Copy Share Image
You do not really wish to hear more of the Battle of Kadesh. Let me say only that human fat, gorged in… — Norman Mailer Copy Share Image
“Your breasts. Your nipples. The insides of your thighs. I want you wet for me, baby. A little drunk and a whole… — J. Kenner Copy Share Image
People always expect you to be jumping out of a Rolls Royce and being in the papers for drunk and disorderly or… — Davy Jones Copy Share Image
“I am not quite sober you know. In fact, I am drunk, but I cannot help feeling this is all a trifle,… — Georgette Heyer Copy Share Image
I don't drink, and I don't smoke. It's a personal preference. My mom has never drunk or smoked. I look up to… — Ashley Tisdale Copy Share Image
There are people who have an image of me as being rude and inconsiderate. But I'm completely the opposite, because I was… — Slash Copy Share Image
Another drunk goes up to a parking meter, puts in a quarter, the dial goes to 60. The drunk says, "Huh. I… — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
My voice falls into Southern drawl when I am tired, drunk, or in trouble. Too often, my accent is attacked by all… — Jennifer Harrison Copy Share Image
I try not to laugh at the fact that even when she’s drunk, she has a hard time saying it. “Where do… — Jessica Sorensen Copy Share Image
I was once like you, enlightened and "rational", I too scoffed at lovers, Now I am drunk, crazed, thin with misery. No… — Rumi Copy Share Image
An American monkey, after getting drunk on brandy, would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men. — Charles Darwin Copy Share Image
“I was never afraid of anything because I never hurt anyone. I was always an old drunk. [Mexico City concert, June 2011]” — Chavela Vargas Copy Share Image
Even when a drunk guy, a program director, was slurring his words and telling me what to do with my career, I… — Maren Morris Copy Share Image
I swear to you, I am the cheapest drunk on the planet. It takes nothing to get me loopy and doing stupid… — Bill Engvall Copy Share Image
I cannot resist making the observation that some people use statistics as a drunk uses a lamppost - more to lean on… — Alfred E. Perlman Copy Share Image
About medications that are drunk or applied to wounds it is worth learning from everyone; for people do not discover these by… — Hippocrates Copy Share Image
It is the hour to be drunken! to escape being the martyred slaves of time, be ceaselessly drunk. On wine, on poetry,… — Charles Baudelaire Copy Share Image