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Everybody in recovery smokes. If you don't like smoking, don't even bother trying to get sober. Just stay drunk. — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
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[In my bio] is no drunk driving, there's no DUI's, there's no possession of cocaine, none of that stuff so you know,… — Jeff Dunham Copy Share Image
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Ye youths and virgins, when your generous blood Has drunk the warmth of fifteen summers, now The loves invite; now to new… — John Armstrong Copy Share Image
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I don't think I've ever drunk champagne before breakfast before. With breakfast on several occasions, but never before before. — Truman Capote Copy Share Image
All pictures that's painted with sense and with thought / Are painted by madmen as sure as a groat; / For the… — William Blake Copy Share Image
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I wasn't drinking to get drunk. It's social drinking, so what's the point? It's empty calories, you're poisoning yourself. — Spencer Matthews Copy Share Image
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The roots and herbes beaten and put into new ale or beer and daily drunk, cleareth, strengtheneth and quickeneth the sight of… — Nicholas Culpeper Copy Share Image
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In diabetes the thirst is greater for the fluid dries the body ... For the thirst there is need of a powerful… — Aretaeus of Cappadocia Copy Share Image
whats here a cup closed in my true loves hand poisin i see hath been his timeless end. oh churl drunk all… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
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