Praise not the day until evening has come, a woman until she is burnt, a sword until it is tried, a maiden… — Michael Crichton Copy Share Image
“Common sense got drunk and giddy when Olivia was on the premises. Maybe he should just raise a glass, too, and dub… — Kelly Moran Copy Share Image
I can be very drunk in a club in Oxford on a Monday night, and some guy comes up to you and… — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
Well I am still not drunk" I straightened up against the pillows as best I could. "You told me once that if… — Diana Gabaldon Copy Share Image
The car crash that took the lives of these two lovely people has been portrayed as a traffic accident caused by a… — Mohamed Al-Fayed Copy Share Image
I was very drunk last night and I took a bus home. It may not sound like a big thing to you… — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I am drunk, seest thou? When I am not drunk I do not talk. You have never heard me talk much. But… — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
“He was drunk, but this was something he’d thought about for a long time and needed no sobriety to express—just a listener.” — Olen Steinhauer Copy Share Image
“The rowdy gang of singers who sat at the scattered tables saw Arthur walk unsteadily to the head of the stairs, and… — Alan Sillitoe Copy Share Image
I took my mother's knife and played johnny johnny johnny on the playhouse floor. I was drunk, stabbed myself every few throws.… — Janet Fitch Copy Share Image
I know people that have blacked out that I party with that dont do anything irresponsible. They just act drunk, ... I… — Ryan Reynolds Copy Share Image
“Mathematicians still don’t understand the ball our hands made, or how your electrocuted grandparents made it possible for you to light my… — Jeffrey McDaniel Copy Share Image
“We’re both drunk,” “This isn’t right,” he said. “I want you.” “I need you to say it,” he said. “I’ll say whatever… — Jamie McGuire Copy Share Image
“Plato forbids children wine till eighteen years of age, and to get drunk till forty; but, after forty, gives them leave to… — Michel de Montaigne Copy Share Image
I remember in one of my early films I had a drunk scene. It was Kiss Me Goodbye, with Sally Field, and… — Jeff Bridges Copy Share Image
No. I think they're the idiot people and I'm the normal person. But I don't really go to parties where...I don't really… — Gwyneth Paltrow Copy Share Image
I don't belong to any club or group. I don't fish, cook, dance, endorse books, sign books, co-sign declarations, eat oysters, get… — Vladimir Nabokov Copy Share Image
I have a responsibility, and it's something that I did wrong, and if I could personally apologize to every single person that… — Nicole Richie Copy Share Image
Remember when you're young and you think your dad is Superman? And then you grow up and realized he's just a drunk… — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
Lessee...he'd gone off after the funeral and gotten drunk. No, not drunk, another word, ended with "er." Drunker. that was it. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Thanksgiving is probably my favorite holiday - it's a day that's American to the core and it's a day that's all about… — Marcus Samuelsson Copy Share Image
I'm going out... because I deserve to go out! And I'm going to get drunk... because I deserve to get drunk! And… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
“Nancy Astor: "Winston, you are a drunk!" Winston Churchill: "And you, madam, are ugly. But I shall be sober in the morning."… — Nancy Astor the Viscountess Astor Copy Share Image
When people are really drunk they have a propensity to harm themselves and others - they fall off buildings, they drive into… — Emily Yoffe Copy Share Image
If a boxer ever went as crazy as Nijinsky all the wowsers in the world would be screaming 'punch-drunk.' Well, who hit… — A. J. Liebling Copy Share Image
Singing Radiohead at the top of our lungs With the boom box blaring as we're falling in love Got a bottle of… — Arvil Lavigne Copy Share Image
How much for the bottle, put it on my tab. Hop out like a model all them foreign tags. Get so drunk… — Wiz Khalifa Copy Share Image
Jazz is capable of doing much more than depicting the dope fiend and the drunk and the slinky gal. In our show… — Henry Mancini Copy Share Image
“Your party kicked so much ass!Even though you suck so much! It's like, instead of blood, your heart pumps liquid suck! But… — John Green Copy Share Image
“Are you drunk?” “I think I am.” He had to concentrate not to slur. “And you’re not wearing pants?” “I’m not ready… — James S.A. Corey Copy Share Image
It isn't chic for women to be drunk. Men drunks are more excusable, more easily absolved, but why? It must be thought… — Margaret Atwood Copy Share Image
“Millions of deaths would not have happened if it weren’t for the consumption of alcohol. The same can be said about millions… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Maybe she was drunk - the woman never could drink. One little sniff of tequila and she was off into some blonde… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“He had been drunk over in town, and laid in the gutter all night, and he was a sight to look at.… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Ladies, there's nothing attractive about a woman being sloppy drunk...stop bragging about it like it's an accomplishment. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Part of me knows that prayer is essential; another part of me would rather turn on the TV and check out. And… — John Eldredge Copy Share Image
Today, the growers are like a punch-drunk old boxer who doesn't know he's past his prime. The times are changing. The political… — Cesar Chavez Copy Share Image
I think I misunderstood the following in the footsteps bit, in a few of my early drinking years. I'd take any form… — Jason Bonham Copy Share Image
“We get buzzed and smile at each other, talk talk talk, then a lull, then talk talk talk talk and he announces… — Edward Southgate Copy Share Image
“Nothing bonds two solitary individuals like a good shared drunk. This is a scientific fact. It’s important, even necessary for the long-term… — Sol Luckman Copy Share Image
