Most guys my age are boring human beings. They sit in bars, get drunk, and then go home to tell their kids… — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image
I been drunk most my life, don't ask me why. Through ninth grade, I ain't go to high school, ...I went to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Average girl nowadays: Saturday: Ohemgeeeee I'm so drunk, YOLO! Sunday: God is good & I can always count on him. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think if you're fame-hungry, go out to a nightclub and get drunk... why do that? I don't understand how some people… — Zac Efron Copy Share Image
Republic . . . it means people can live free, talk free, go or come, buy or sell, be drunk or sober, however they choose. — John Wayne Copy Share Image
A girl texting you hundreds of miles away saying,I'm drunk. Is like lasagna texting you from Italy saying,I'm delicious. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Delia picked at the raw sores of her conscience...Drunk or sober, Delia lived in the small town in her heart, ignoring the… — Dorothy Allison Copy Share Image
“I came in several times and spoke, but perhaps you were asleep when I thought you were awake.' 'You are very considerate… — R.K. Narayan Copy Share Image
“I know you think I don't remember. I konw you think I was probably too drunk, but it was the only moment… — Ginger Scott Copy Share Image
You can be a victim of a crime and not exercise great judgment. And when women have been sexually assaulted, they feel… — Claire McCaskill Copy Share Image
“I drink because I don't stand a chance and I know it. I couldn't drive a truck and I couldn't get on… — Betty Smith Copy Share Image
My twitter fans are all pretty weird. A lot of them are kind of weirdly sexually aggressive. Some of them made me… — Stephen Merchant Copy Share Image
There's lots of sides. The CD doesn't really create a mood. It creates more of a journey. It starts out with a… — Laura Bell Bundy Copy Share Image
Mr. Huston (directed Marilyn in Asphalt Jungle and The Misfits) was an exciting looking man. He was tall, long-faced, and his hair… — Marilyn Copy Share Image
Sir Richard sighed. "Rid yourself of the notion that I cherish any villainous designs upon your person," he said. "I imagine I… — Georgette Heyer Copy Share Image
You've already got a natural glow, kind of of, cuz you're drunk, so just make it like way more intense, everybody loves… — Jenna Marbles Copy Share Image
I have lived carefully, sheltered myself from the cold winds, eaten moderately of what was in season, drunk fine claret, slept in… — Evelyn Waugh Copy Share Image
“What do you think? The last party she threw for you, you came home with an inflatable cock on your head as… — Elle Aycart Copy Share Image
I am a butterfly drunk with life. I don't know where to soar, but I won't allow life to clip my beautiful… — Janusz Korczak Copy Share Image
I was a savage for so many years of my life. There was some seed of determination in me that I was… — Daniel Day-Lewis Copy Share Image
The story goes that I first had the idea for The Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy while lying drunk in a field… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
The Lover is ever drunk with Love. He is mad. She is free. He sings with delight. She dances in ecstasy. Caught… — Rumi Copy Share Image
“You meet a new guy, analyze him, not good for marriage, not good for a relationship, not good for fucking, maybe excepting… — Irina Bors Copy Share Image
“He patted my shoulder. "What's up with you? All of a sudden, you're bucking the system." "i got drunk and had an… — J.C. Isabella Copy Share Image
“Kevin slapped a box of hot dogs down on the rock. “What the hell was that?” “A kiss. It’s something guys like… — Shannon Stacey Copy Share Image
What you gon' do with all that junk? All that junk inside your trunk? I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk, Get… — CharismaticsPresidentSarj Copy Share Image
I thought, When a man is properly drunk it is as though he is an a room by himself--there is a physical,… — Patrick deWitt Copy Share Image
“today i received a postcard i sent to myself last week from another city when i was nearly too drunk to stand,… — Christoper Poindexter Copy Share Image
You've gotten drunk on so many kinds of wine. Taste this. It won't make you wild. It's fire. Give up, if you… — Rumi Copy Share Image
“and now sometimes I’m interviewed, they want to hear about life and literature and I get drunk and hold up my cross-eyed… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
“He snuffles. Oh, no. He's not going to cry, is he? Because even though it's sweet when guys cry, I am so… — Stephanie Perkins Copy Share Image
Just take a chance let's see if we can make it 'til we're older. When I think about you I get love… — Yung Beazie Copy Share Image
High school sucked. It was a universal truth, and whoever said these were supposed to be the best years of your life… — Kami Garcia Copy Share Image
I wasn't that drunk! ... Bro, you picked up a little mexican girl & screamed, DORA! I NEED YOUR MAP TO GET HOME! — Jazzjefferies Copy Share Image
It's hot tonight and half the neighborhood is drunk. the other half is dead. if I have any advice about writing poetry… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
It's progress I think, that science has joined philosophy, metaphysics & religion as subjects drunk people argue about in bars. — Neil deGrasse Tyson Copy Share Image
If people want to think I get drunk and stay out all night, let'em. That's how I got here you know I… — Dean Martin Copy Share Image
A bird in the boughs sang "June," And "June" hummed a bee In a Bacchic glee As he tumbled over and over… — Clinton Scollard Copy Share Image
Amy: I never knew you drank wine. Doctor: I'm 1103 I must have drunk it sometime in my life. *takes sip and… — Steven Moffat Copy Share Image
You don't know how to handle anything today, because you have to go to jail to get some press or fall down… — Liza Minnelli Copy Share Image
