“Being “high” on LSD and “drunk” on bourbon. True, no one in either state should drive a car, but neither should one… — Alan W. Watts Copy Share Image
“I'm walking through the city Like a drunk, but not With my slip showing a little Like a drunk, but not And… — Regina Spektor Copy Share Image
Sure, sometimes you just want to have a scene where you're drunk or having fun. I'm hoping for a fall from grace… — Chace Crawford Copy Share Image
“Dude, would you want to fight a drunk monkey? They’re fucking huge. Like Every Which Way But Loose, man. Imagine that bastard… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Whether it was about sleeping next to a pile of cow shit or under a bridge overpass next to a homeless drunk-I… — J.A. Redmerski Copy Share Image
Life, like the boring drunk at the office party, keeps seeking you out, leaning on you, killing you with pointless yarns and… — Glen Duncan Copy Share Image
One should always be drunk. That's all that matters...But with what? With wine, with poetry, or with virtue, as you chose. But… — Charles Baudelaire Copy Share Image
Public service announcement: In case of a terrorist attack, bottled water and duct tape are not going to do a damn thing.… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
All governments suffer a recurring problem: Power attracts pathological personalities. It is not that power corrupts but that it is magnetic to… — Frank Herbert Copy Share Image
“What a great month, little one. We are having so much fun together, going on walks and reading books and watching Pyramid… — Heather B. Armstrong Copy Share Image
Of course we got drunk!" Semyon said. "It's okay to get drunk, Anton. If you need to real bad. Only you have… — Sergei Lukyanenko Copy Share Image
I love being in an arena that has like 10,000 people and huge crowds. I want to do a show at like… — Avril Lavigne Copy Share Image
“You're walking down Fool's Street, Laura used to say when he was drinking, and she had been right. He had known even… — Robert F. Young Copy Share Image
I never wanted to accept the position of the observer who is not involved in the situation. The technique and the aesthetics… — Antoine D'Agata Copy Share Image
I would encourage people to realize that you don't have to panic if you're not part of a mainstream, or if you… — Robert Wyatt Copy Share Image
People have so many expectations when they go out on stage, so many wishes about what their night is going to be:… — Robyn Copy Share Image
Please don't drive drunk, okay? Seriously... But by all means, walk drunk. That looks hilarious. Everyone loves to watch someone act like… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
You know I loved you but did you have to go to her? leave me in the dirt, my heart ripped out… — Savannah J Copy Share Image
If you're only having fun while you're high or drunk & that's when you're less conscious of your life. Then your life… — Emanuel Sebastiao Copy Share Image
It never occurred to me that I'd be a musician. I was just drunk on music, jamming with friends, chilling out with… — Mohit Chauhan Copy Share Image
“Jefferson and Washington had no idea these idiots would exist, otherwise they would not have made killing illegal.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
One time when I was visiting The Vatican I got the Pope really drunk, and then while he was sleeping I put… — Greg Benson Copy Share Image
I know I have eaten more good food, drunk more beer and fine wine, had more friends, and seen more of the… — Andre The Giant Copy Share Image
And now we lookin like pimps in my gold Trans-Am. Got a water bottle full of whiskey in my handbag. Got my… — Kesha Copy Share Image
Belfastas uncivilised as ever--savage black mothers in houses of dark red brick, friendly manufacturers too drunk to entertain you when you arrive.… — E. M. Forster Copy Share Image
People should stop choosing their partners whilst they are drunk, on the grounds they must sober up at some point. — Steve Fowler Copy Share Image
My voice? Yeah, well, I used to drink a lot of beer when I was a kid and I sounded like a… — Eric Burdon Copy Share Image
Yeah, that came out of a reading. It was great. It's such a fun crew to be with, and we all went… — John Leguizamo Copy Share Image
Ever since the Greeks, we have been drunk with language! We have made a cage with words and shoved our God inside! — Morris West Copy Share Image
Soccer matches in Europe have riot police. Metal is just people sloshing around drunk and sloppy and having fun, and there's nothing… — Chris Reifert Copy Share Image
“There's a reason people get drunk after funerals, and I suddenly know what it is: the flip side of sadness is a… — Hilary T. Smith Copy Share Image
If you like to read, sometimes it's interesting just to go and see what the reality is, of the word, of the… — Harold Brodkey Copy Share Image
Man being reasonable must get drunk; The best of life is but intoxication; Glory, the grape, love, gold - in these are… — Lord Byron Copy Share Image
When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When… — Brian O'Rourke Copy Share Image
I don't party on weekends, I don't get drunk or sip martinis. I spend my evenings playing 'Megaman 3,' buster only, with… — Scott Cawthon Copy Share Image
Lordy, shorty you're a 10 and I wait for your drunk dials at 3:30 am, I love them. So call me sober… — Kitty Pryde Copy Share Image
All the mistakes I've ever made in my life have been when I've been drunk. I haven't made hardly any mistakes sober,… — Tracey Emin Copy Share Image
She was a girl and she was a queen and back in the mists she was a woman who had seized the… — Laini Taylor Copy Share Image
What will you do now?' I think I will become a monk and devote my entire life to prayer and good works.'… — David Gemmell Copy Share Image
True bravery is to arrive home ... fully drunk.. a late night out.. and mom waiting with a jharu in hand and… — Sadie Copy Share Image
